Alan Peterson

🎤 1 appearanceFirst: October 5, 2015

Alan Peterson has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony October 5, 2015 Bucket Pull · October 5, 2015

Recently quit retail job at movie theater, discusses movie theater prices, living with mother, hasn't had sex in 2 years, compares self to broke Kenan Thompson.

Quit movie theater job, mother caught him masturbating asking if he was sad.
Haven't had sex in two years, looks like a broke Kenan Thompson.