The 22 recurring comedians who define Kill Tony, ranked by number of appearances — 1,387 sets between them, 1 of them golden ticket winners.
A regular on Kill Tony is a comedian who has earned a standing place on the show. Most started the same way everyone does — name in the bucket, one minute on stage — then kept getting called back until the crowd knew them by name. Some won a golden ticket, which guarantees a return spot; others simply became part of the furniture in Austin.
Every regular below links to a full profile: every appearance they've made, what they did in each set, and a timestamp that jumps straight to it.
🎤 335 appearancesFirst: June 3, 2019Latest: March 28, 2026
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Kill Tony #762 Rapid-fire jokes spanning Yoko Ono, Fred Flintstone, Miss Cleo, and Aphex Twin. Set covers pop culture references and concludes with a Rickroll-style …
Kill Tony #760 Stand-up about Redban's mom, Ozempic, two fat people, Aphex Twin, Jesse Jackson, and Chat GPT.
Kill Tony #757 Discusses spam emails, Epstein, stolen Razor scooter in Tucson, missing Blippi host, Capitol storming over Blue's Clues. Absurdist observational humor…
🎤 171 appearancesFirst: September 26, 2016Latest: June 15, 2026
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Kill Tony #773 Topical minute covering UFC at White House, war with Iran, Trump/Nazi references, and gas prices. Heavy on current events and absurdist punchlines.
Kill Tony #754 Hans Kim opens with observational jokes about ice storms, ICE enforcement disparities, and a three-gun competition training story.
Kill Tony #736 Hans delivered tight material about politicians fleeing Texas, his Jewish girlfriend and mixed-race babies, trans fats, and autocorrect mishaps about …
🎤 161 appearancesFirst: October 7, 2019Latest: May 18, 2026
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Kill Tony #770 David performs about dating a white woman and her dogs, then discusses Christianity, reincarnation, and coming back as a dog or rescue pit bull.
Kill Tony #749 Explicit material about sex with women with children, autistic son interruption during sex. Hall of Famer returning to perform.
Kill Tony #740 David joked about falling asleep to videos of cops handcuffing Black people and smoke detector beeps, fantasy football being virtual slavery for white…
🎤 116 appearancesFirst: June 6, 2016Latest: March 27, 2023
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Kill Tony #466 Jeremiah performed the Rambo First Blood final scene monologue with commitment and emotion, covering returning home to protests, friend Joey losing hi…
Kill Tony #382 Jeremiah Watkins performed as the leader of the Kill Tony band in character as a homeless person named Tasty Eddie.
Kill Tony #277 Jeremiah appeared in character as 'a kid from a Disney sitcom' with specific costuming and mannerisms. Very brief appearance as the band leader charac…
🎤 113 appearancesFirst: August 12, 2013Latest: February 28, 2026
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Kill Tony #691 Roast of Tony Hinchcliffe for Puerto Rico jokes, defended Puerto Rican heritage, claimed Tony's blood is HIV positive, threw paper towels referencing …
Kill Tony #582 Kim performed about shopping at Forever 21 at 32, blood-covered cheap boots, fast fashion, being scared of birds, and controversial jokes about clowns…
Kill Tony #372 Opened with bit about dating guy with kid, ghosting him instead of helping. Joked about realizing lack of maternal instinct when kid expressed fears.
🎤 105 appearancesFirst: September 16, 2013Latest: May 12, 2024
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Kill Tony #667 Observations on gender-fluid terminology, gendered food consumption, strip clubs and duck parks analogy, and kidnapping ducks.
Kill Tony #581 Performs tight observational comedy about celebrities with fragrances and comedians who shouldn't have fragrances (Amy Schumer, Joe Rogan, Carlos Menc…
Kill Tony #301 Regular featured performer with self-deprecating observational humor about insomnia, depression, microwave time-wishes, toothbrush anger, and absurdis…
🎤 90 appearancesFirst: November 20, 2023Latest: April 5, 2025
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Kill Tony #725 Kam does 50+ seconds about a female friend in hospital beaten by boyfriend (black eye, broken ribs, fractured leg). He asks 'What did we learn?' She r…
Kill Tony #720 Cam does a story about his gay friend Tyrone Jones where they both had sex with the same woman (Eiffel Tower), and Cam's confusion about Tyrone stayin…
Kill Tony #719 Set about having a girlfriend for 8 months without making her orgasm, then finally succeeding after taking mushrooms. Story about hearing a white guy …
🎤 48 appearancesFirst: July 15, 2024Latest: March 16, 2026
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Kill Tony #747 Ari performs three-minute movie-themed material about international film distribution, comparing how movies play in different countries with cultural …
Kill Tony #740 Ari did a full minute about American Advil tasting sweet compared to world standards, Dunkin' Donuts early bird specials encouraging double donuts, an…
Kill Tony #738 Ari discusses separate women's chess league, women playing checkers instead, Gary Kasparov losing to computer vs women losing to microwave.
🎤 47 appearancesFirst: October 26, 2015Latest: December 26, 2016
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Kill Tony #189 Self-identifies as atheist but attends church for songs; Silent Night joke about illogical timing of Jesus birth in barn; follows with misdirect about…
Kill Tony #188 Johnston discusses playing the state lottery for the first time, complimenting a gas station attendant's eye shadow only to learn her boyfriend beats …
Kill Tony #185 Vanessa performed dark material about white phosphorus chemical weapons used in Iraq and their birth defects, compared the imagery to Monsters Inc, an…
🎤 46 appearancesFirst: June 15, 2015Latest: September 5, 2016
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Kill Tony #173 Melissa performs about seeing only good in people which makes LA feel lonely, discusses starting a 'killing them with kindness' non-profit but renamin…
Kill Tony #166 Fragmented set about smoking cigarettes, missing a babysitter, Good Charlotte nostalgia from age 14, multiple false starts and stream-of-consciousness…
Kill Tony #165 Melissa discussed desk birds (drinking water fountains), made observations about their funny behavior, mentioned Pokemon Go and teenage girls being ab…
🎤 45 appearancesFirst: February 8, 2016Latest: May 10, 2024
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Kill Tony #666 Former Kill Tony drummer returns; jokes about growing up with cholos saying smoke this dare you. Shaq O'Neal as cop; imagining body cam footage showin…
Kill Tony #163 Tight set about being called a homophobic slur his whole life, his mom in a wheelchair with rheumatoid arthritis, and using humor to cope with persona…
Kill Tony July 17, 2017 Joel discusses his mixed-race identity (half Black, half Mexican), being mistaken for his older brother, and being so broke he treats routine activiti…
🎤 33 appearancesFirst: March 30, 2026Latest: August 18, 2026
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Kill Tony #781 Dedrick delivered a 2.5-minute set about science being sexy (Bill Nye), the moon cheese conspiracy, and why America stopped caring about space explora…
Kill Tony #780 Flynn performs about above-ground vs in-ground swimming pools, drawing comedy from safety, non-swimmers, and pool parties. Uses familiar personas and …
Kill Tony #778 Trail mix bit comparing to dry smoothie, discusses M&Ms requirement, punch jokes about nephews and nut punches, eating trail mix for old man strength.…
🎤 25 appearancesFirst: April 11, 2022Latest: December 31, 2024
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Kill Tony #706 Casey performs poetic, absurdist material opening with references to Alexander and riffs, discusses a teacher named Miss Carly Garlic asking about his…
Kill Tony #690 Vegas-themed set about getting high on poppers at Spencer's Gifts and thoughts on movies like Mulan and Terminator, wearing distinctive shorts and dic…
Kill Tony #682 Protest riffs about being pregnant and addicted to air duster, found outside Yankee Stadium, Zaboomafoo joke, crayon stuck in dick hole, Biden's Ameri…
🎤 20 appearancesFirst: August 12, 2013Latest: July 19, 2021
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Kill Tony #316 Set about learning to speak correctly through therapy, newfound ability to say the word 'retard,' extended bit about mentally ill adults with 'giant a…
Kill Tony #301 Producer of Kill Tony doing stand-up with material about recording himself rapping the n-word, accidentally sending it to his speech therapist, and he…
Kill Tony #130 Speech impediment making words hard to understand; college degree in biology; decided against medical school; joke about being the doctor you'd see on…
🎤 11 appearancesFirst: October 4, 2013Latest: April 13, 2015
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Kill Tony #32 Performed a song from his nineties rock band called 'Come Alive' and discussed bringing back old music, discussed his suit and potential modifications…
Kill Tony #27 Iron Patriot performed opening song 'Fool for Your Love' and discussed his background in failed bands and romantic history.
Kill Tony #6 Performed a rap song about having money and expensive items, claiming 90 seconds but running significantly longer. Discussed his fiberglass suit, mois…
🎤 10 appearances Golden ticket · #758First: September 1, 2025Latest: June 15, 2026
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Kill Tony #771 Observational jokes about girls named America, homelessness terminology, the Redskins name change, and the NAACP acronym leading to 'nappy.'
Kill Tony #766 Pat delivered rapid-fire jokes about his trans son, puberty blockers as 'preservatives', little people with ADHD as 'fidgets', and controversial mater…
Kill Tony #765 Pat opens with dating app observations, including an ex found on Google Maps. He discusses relationships, cheating, and various sexual experiences wit…
🎤 7 appearancesFirst: January 12, 2015Latest: July 4, 2016
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Kill Tony January 12, 2015 Performed two songs: first song about worshipping Satan with dark humor and poetic references, second song changing mind and deciding Satan is weak.