Kill Tony #766 — Sam Tallent

Set: David discussed midlife crises, streaming trends, and crackheads on 10-speed bicycles moving washers and dryers. He contrasted crackheads' strength with meth heads living with their mothers.

Interview: Tony and David discussed David's infamous teeth implant incident where he performed the day after getting them. Extended conversation about crack cocaine use ensued with Tony, Sam, and Redban participating.

Set: David joked about his distinctive appearance resembling Ellen DeGeneres and Uncle Larry's child, and described himself as resembling a baboon with hemorrhoids during sex. He mentioned moving from Utah to pursue Latina women.

Interview: David revealed he's 22, only 10 mics in, moved to Austin 6 months ago from Utah to pursue someone he loved from a distance. He works in fiber optics and was living in debt. Tony coached him on joke writing and delivery.

Set: Kandyce discussed her interracial marriage and being the only Black person in her husband's family. She joked about being asked to explain Juneteenth and started making up superpowers for Black people in response to dumb questions.

Interview: Kandyce clarified her name spelling (K-A-N-D-Y-C-E) and revealed she's 2.5 months postpartum, addressing online criticism about her appearance. She was weighed at 242.8 lbs and agreed to a weight loss challenge of 25 lbs in 6 months.

Set: Cbas discussed gratitude and his father's heart transplant and death. He joked about a tattoo on his right hand that says 'all this extra time' and the unfortunate positioning making it look suggestive when masturbating.

Interview: Cbas revealed his father lived 27 years extra after a heart transplant (expected 5 years), passed in 2013, and wasn't supposed to be able to have children but fathered Cbas anyway. He's Cuban-Chilean, moving back to Miami to start a family with his Cuban wife.

Set: Austin discussed old-fashioned racist families, friends' kids with multiple diagnoses (called 'Triple A'), a prison coworker who ate his own hair and had child pornography, and a homeless person's AIDS sign.

Interview: Austin revealed this was his second time on the show, first time he bombed hard with Matt Rife on the panel. He's from the Quad Cities/Peoria area in Illinois, worked as a correctional officer for 2.5 years, now works as a doorman on Rainey Street.

Set: Pat delivered rapid-fire jokes about his trans son, puberty blockers as 'preservatives', little people with ADHD as 'fidgets', and controversial material about school shootings comparing them to after-school activities for Black youth.

Interview: Pat revealed he writes 15 new jokes per week and can do 40+ minutes. Tony promoted him from Golden Ticket winner to full-time regular on the spot—the first such promotion in show history.

Set: Akshay discussed doing mushrooms and realizing Santa is more real than him because he only lives 80 years while Santa is discussed forever. He ended with a dark joke about being molested by Santa at the mall.

Interview: Akshay revealed he's been in comedy since COVID but doing it seriously for a decade, started on Wall Street, moved to LA with his post-psychedelic band 'The Ancient Asses' as drummer, then to Austin. He has savings and lives off them while pursuing music and comedy.

Set: Joe riffed on Forrest Gump being involved in racist situations unknowingly, including KKK events and Vietnamese waterboarding. He maintained the character's innocent observations throughout.

Interview: Joe is 26, started comedy at 19 in Orlando, currently hangs blinds on job sites for a few months. He transitioned from a non-sexual dry spell to dating again via Hinge. Tony had him attempt to flirt with Heidi, which went exceptionally well.

Set: Aaron joked about his sexual preferences for larger women (600-lb life size), charging $250 per encounter, and accidentally leaving Bluetooth on during explicit videos. He referenced being 'Deuce Bigalow, the American Negro Gigolo'.

Interview: Aaron is from Kansas (Winfield, does comedy out of Wichita), lived in the country, moved to Austin 4 years ago. He works as a valet and grills/sells barbecue chicken. He finds large women on Facebook Dating and Facebook Marketplace.

Set: Paul made jokes about women not being able to make sandwiches, Black people not getting lice (97% white), and Napa, California as an acronym for 'No African People Allowed' but allowing Mexicans to pick grapes.

Interview: Paul is 40 years old, only 1 month into comedy, ran a dog kennel for 20 years, dropped out of high school for trade school to become a dog groomer and trainer. He's from Napa, California.