Kill Tony #765 — Dustin Poirier, Ari Matti
Guests: Dustin Poirier · Ari Matti
Lineup
Set: Pat opens with dating app observations, including an ex found on Google Maps. He discusses relationships, cheating, and various sexual experiences with crude humor throughout.
Interview: Tony asks about Pat's dating life and apartment décor. Pat admits his apartment is nearly empty with just a TV and one candle on a large table, leading to roasts about his minimalist lifestyle.
- Found ex on Google Maps, cheated on her like math test
- Older woman going through menopause, mouth still gets wet
- Women become single moms after dating him, cause and effect
- Golden Ticket winner, previously on first Netflix taping
- Tony roasts his apartment as interrogation room with giant empty table
Set: Anastasia does crowd work awkwardly, mentions not preparing, and discusses Epstein files briefly before running out of material.
Interview: Tony and panel struggle to get coherent answers from her. She claims mental illness is staggering and seems unable to answer basic questions clearly.
- Epstein files dropped, everyone avoiding reality by being here
- Poor performance contrasted with Pat O'Neill's strong set
- Cannot answer basic interview questions coherently
Set: Benny discusses dominoes, recently moving to Texas, and a Latina hookup where he avoided dirty talk. Strong material with good pacing.
Interview: Benny moved from Michigan 1.5 months ago, was stranded in Alabama with transmission issues. Discusses his engagement ending and drug use, now focused on comedy.
- Dominoes looking like swastikas, just moved to Texas
- Latina during sex says 'puppy', he shushes her, dislikes dirty talk
- Three-fifths joke misunderstanding mixed race fraction math
- Strong recovery after Anastasia's weak set
- Dustin Poirier comments on his worn appearance
Set: Bryce discusses being mixed race, dropped out of school, learned math from drug dealing. Makes jokes about three-fifths fraction and lack of father figure.
Interview: 21 years old, produces comedy shows in Jacksonville. Got arrested with weed and gun. Discusses jail experience, dating, and his girlfriend's rimjobs.
- Mixed race, family calls him three-fifths instead of one-half
- Mom is fat, doesn't know dad - hint to white family about race
- Actor turned mime after throat cancer ruined career
- Dustin makes MMA comparison joke about getting pummeled
- Reveals drug arrest with gun in glove compartment
- Dustin notes he's scarier than the UFC fighter
Set: Eddie does a Epstein-file-focused set, opens mysteriously but becomes relevant. References Tony and mentions Tony's safety from island jokes.
Interview: 5 years standup, started in Atlanta, moved to Houston. Jewish, sells Toyotas, just married agnostic white woman via Hinge.
- Epstein book inheritance, checking Trump's name then Brian's name
- Tony's name not in book, too much island experience
- Kill Tony-centric set with direct Tony reference
Karryn Feeham
Set: Luke discusses dead girlfriend without heartbeat, old people trauma vs porn ads, calls girlfriend's vagina Gaza Strip with dark genocide humor.
Interview: Previously on panel, Tony criticizes lack of preparation. Luke does unprepared poetry, only 10 open mics total. Tony assigns 50 open mics in 6 months before return.
- Girlfriend had no heartbeat, would have done anything for her
- Old people trauma vs porn ads at age 12 scarred him
- Girlfriend's vagina is Gaza Strip, he shoots loads, children dying
- Tony strongly criticizes lack of open mics and preparation
- Only 10 open mics ever in Wisconsin, told to do 50 in 6 months
Set: Chase does BOP-IT sex jokes with girlfriend's instructions, landing strip Gaza Strip joke. Dark humor with decent delivery.
Interview: Year and a half in comedy, finally got bucket pull. From Denver, now in Austin producing shows. Previously worked sales and Home Depot.
- Girlfriend gives sexual instructions like playing BOP-IT game
- Girlfriend's landing strip is Gaza Strip, shoots loads, children dying
- Strong set after Luke Aaron's weak performance
- Reveals fake aquarium producer job through self-sabotage
- Door-to-door solar salesman groped customer mid-pitch
Set: Fiona discusses thinking she was dying at 18, having one-night stands, only dating black men to sneak out easily. Uses wheelchair accessibility as punchline.
Interview: Married, diagnosed with condition at 18. Had many hookups, now in wheelchair. One partner was 12 inches, causing her disability. Meds working, condition stable.
- Diagnosed dying at 18, rolled into as much dick as possible
- Only dated black men because easier to sneak out of house
- Partner was 12 inches, that's why she's in wheelchair
- Golden Ticket winner performing multiple times
- Iconic laugh became ringtone at comedy shows
- Dustin Poirier jokes about her wheelchair
Set: Isaiah discusses absent father, single mother raising him religiously, first seeing breasts caused shame, bigger men attracting women. Strong crowd work and delivery.
Interview: 7 years comedy, moved from Fresno to Austin 3 months ago. Works security at Vulcan Gas. Father passed from heart disease. Brother in jail for murder.
- If you had dad at elementary school, kids made fun of you
- Raised so religious, first time seeing breasts he cried
- Bigger men attract women, standing ovation for confidence
- Found father's YouTube video with 1000 views 11 years ago
- Isaiah commented on father's video 11 years ago
- Reveals brother killed someone, in jail for murder
Mark Noyer
Set: Mark discusses Alex Jones, predicted Twin Towers planes in June 2001. Questions if frogs wanted to be outed when chemicals turn them gay.
Interview: 9 years comedy, from Mantika/San Francisco. Moved to Austin 10 months ago. Daytime bartender on 6th Street. Plays League of Legends. Has girlfriend of 1 year.
- Alex Jones predicted planes in Twin Towers June 2001
- June comes before September, don't know about water chemicals
- Frogs probably didn't want to be outed about being gay
- First time on show, 9 years of experience
Flash Goran
Set: Flash does first standup ever, discusses being Bosnian, doesn't know stereotypes, Europeans nervous around him. Makes Glock pen reference, forgets rest of material.
Interview: First time ever standup, 38 years old from Amarillo. Met girlfriend on Bumble. First kiss in park, she initiated relationship conversation.
- Bosnian, doesn't know what that means or own stereotypes
- All Bosnians bad drivers, he'll get Glock out take notes
- Glock makes pens, forgot most of language and rest of set
- First time ever doing standup comedy
- Tony calls him nicest most chill person from bucket
- Dustin jokes he groped door-to-door salesman