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Luke Aaron

🎤 3 appearancesFirst: December 1, 2025Latest: March 16, 2026

Luke Aaron has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #765 Bucket Pull · March 16, 2026

Luke discusses dead girlfriend without heartbeat, old people trauma vs porn ads, calls girlfriend's vagina Gaza Strip with dark genocide humor.

  • Girlfriend had no heartbeat, would have done anything for her
  • Old people trauma vs porn ads at age 12 scarred him
  • Girlfriend's vagina is Gaza Strip, he shoots loads, children dying
Kill Tony #759 Bucket Pull · February 23, 2026

Luke performs about Wisconsin cheese factory, jokes about keeping workers hard, adulting stress, checking items before leaving (ending with micro penis joke), and failed movie theater experience watching Anora.

  • Worked at cheese factory ensuring Swiss cheese had holes in it.
  • Phone, wallet, keys, micro penis check before leaving house.
  • Watched Anora in theater, first 20 minutes all sex, zipped up and left.
Kill Tony #748 Bucket Pull · December 1, 2025

Luke Aaron, 4 months into standup, performed jokes about Lizzo, using same words for arousal and insults, and awkward retard joke targeting a special someone.

  • Avatar The Last Airbender joke about Lizzo and her weight
  • Girls say dick for arousal and insult, guys say pussy/retard similarly