Kill Tony #748 — Ari Matti, Ehsan Ahmad
Guests: Ari Matti · Ehsan Ahmad
Lineup
Set: Golden ticket winner Mason Bird performed dark material about creepy behavior, trans women comparison to God, and abortion with teardrop tattoo jokes.
Interview: Mason discussed getting fired from Jersey Mike's after being 28 days late and stealing sandwiches, then shared stories about food experiments and disgusting eating habits with Red Band.
- I view trans women same way I view God, only pray in dire need
- Abortion should be legal but get teardrop tattoo for each procedure
- Couldn't catch woman running uphill, proves her superiority
- Golden ticket winner earning applause break on strong closer
- Red Band and Tony bonding over disgusting food combinations and past drug use
Set: Luke Aaron, 4 months into standup, performed jokes about Lizzo, using same words for arousal and insults, and awkward retard joke targeting a special someone.
Interview: Luke discussed starting comedy after leaving restaurant management and window sales jobs, celebrated his 3-month anniversary with girlfriend by buying her a necklace, and grew up in independent fundamental Baptist church.
- Avatar The Last Airbender joke about Lizzo and her weight
- Girls say dick for arousal and insult, guys say pussy/retard similarly
- Tony coaching him on mic stand placement and command
- Audience laughter at Luke's three-month anniversary milestone
- Luke reveals he bought girlfriend necklace after one month of dating
Set: Charles performed dark material about his brother's interracial wedding, vomiting on a stripper at a bachelor party and covering it up with a $20 bill.
Interview: Charles discussed being a regular on the show six times, working security at Cap City Comedy Club, gaining weight after Thanksgiving, and his complicated relationship situation where girlfriend is messaging other men.
- Brother marrying Black woman, took two days to write the joke
- Vomited on stripper at bachelor party, covered it with $20
- Bartender mistaking negroni request for racial slur
- Rich entitled front row heckler interrupts set, Tony threatens vomiting retribution
- Charles reveals he pimped out girlfriend's feet on Feet Finder app
Set: Evan, 2-year comic from Florida, performed about circumcision recovery, sexual wordplay, battleship cunnilingus joke, and rollerblades as worst invention.
Interview: Evan discussed receiving DUI in Florida, wearing alcohol-detecting ankle monitor for a year, working as arborist, and his upcoming 25th birthday in January.
- Trying to undo circumcision, working with remaining two-three inches of skin
- Eating pussy like battleship game, calling coordinates but finding nothing
- Rollerblades invented by drunk desperate mother, father questioning son's sexuality
- Tony coaching Evan to raise his hat higher to show his eyes
- Evan mentions DUI with ankle monitor detecting alcohol on socks
Set: Alexa, 5-year trans comedian from Cleveland, performed about syphilis gift to Native American, trans dating experiences, straight men viewing trans women like Taco Bell, and loud orgasm voice.
Interview: Alexa discussed starting in Cleveland, moving to Austin 4 years ago, being fired from porn for being bad at sex, 6 years sober from meth/heroin, and studying Russian/Mandarin.
- Thanksgiving with Native American, gave him syphilis traditional way
- Straight men view trans women like Taco Bell, want drunk and ashamed
- Guys don't realize I'm trans, I tell them you're the gay one
- Alexa dominates stage with commanding presence and powerful delivery
- D Madness visibly disturbed, says 'I've seen ENOUGH OF THIS'
- Alexa reveals 6 years sober from meth/heroin after boyfriend died during sex
Set: Dedrick, new regular, performed 2+ minute set on The Blind Side movie's portrayal of Michael Oher, complaining about Hollywood making him seem unintelligent.
Interview: Dedrick discussed missing Atlanta, the club and stage, former drug dealing, his new Kill Tony tattoo, financial success, and collaboration song with David Lucas.
- The Blind Side movie made Michael Oher seem dumb, didn't need bed explanation
- Movie gave him fake 100% protective instincts test that's for police dogs
- Dedrick debuts collaborative song with David Lucas about money and Kill Tony
- Ari and Dedrick discover they met at same open mic 7 years ago on October 27
Mitch
Set: Mitch performed 60 seconds about his name being 'Mitch' sounding like profanity, his parents buying him Blue Chew hat to get laid, and lacking luck with women.
Interview: Mitch discussed Army service as forward observer, herniated disc, seizures from Gabapentin medication, girlfriend who left him bleeding during seizure, and getting sober mindset.
- Name sounds like profanity, was mom's nickname for his small dick
- Parents bought Blue Chew hat thinking it would make girls horny
- Mitch survived 27 Club milestone by not dying at age 27
- Girlfriend left Mitch bleeding and unconscious after seizure, smoked his weed
Jedi
Set: Jedi, Woody Harrelson's stand-in of 25 years, made his standup debut with jokes about child allegations, older women/junior high joke, bedroom positions, and pedophile punchline.
Interview: Jedi discussed being Woody Harrelson's stand-in for 25 years, watching behind camera for decades, committing to pedophile jokes for debut, and crediting others for helping write material.
- Child allegations about expectant child with serious case against him
- Looking for woman but women here are older, junior high aged
- Not all middle-aged single men without children are pedophiles, a lot are
- Jedi's Kill Tony debut as Woody Harrelson's 25-year stand-in
- Jedi commits entirely to pedophile joke angle for debut set