Sancho Poncho Villa
Sancho Poncho Villa has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jokes about being 5'1 (5'3 with shoes), hitting on tall women, tall girl rejecting him, and hating tall guys using short urinals while he struggles.
- 5'3 with shoes to reach tall women, girl says he'd need stepladder
- Tall guys using short urinals forces him to tippy-toe, risk of crabs
5'1 Marine veteran joked about height loss during service, advantage of avoiding snipers in tall grass, and hawk attempting to pick him up.
- Lost two inches of height in Marines where it really mattered
- Advantage of being short: no sniper concern in tall grass, hawks problem
- Hawk tried to pick me up, dropped me citing high cholesterol