Mason Bird
Mason Bird has performed on Kill Tony 4 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Golden ticket winner Mason Bird performed dark material about creepy behavior, trans women comparison to God, and abortion with teardrop tattoo jokes.
- I view trans women same way I view God, only pray in dire need
- Abortion should be legal but get teardrop tattoo for each procedure
- Couldn't catch woman running uphill, proves her superiority
Mason jokes about scooter weight limit alert, black woman's reaction, Korean tourists wanting photo with him as American stereotype, and looking like WWIII propaganda.
- Scooter app says only one rider per scooter after he drove two feet.
- Korean couple wants photo with him as fat white American representing democracy and McDonald's.
No set recap for this appearance.
Set about teenager saying he looks like school shooter with insulin instead of bullets, comparing himself to Rosa Parks on airplanes with people staring, seeing fatter person in airport mirror.
- Teenager says he looks like school shooter with insulin; misses lunch
- Only relates to Rosa Parks sitting on planes, people stare at him
- Saw fatter person at airport; it was mirror reflection