Kill Tony #732 — Ali Siddiq, Kim Congdon

Set: Dark comedy about cell phones, marriages, and a wife who hanged herself while swinging. Dark clown persona delivering twisted observations with British accent.

Interview: Discussed his background as a clown (10 years) and standup (6 years), collecting disturbing items including a severed fingertip from a school friend, and his escape from England leaving his psychotic first wife.

Set: New comedian (6 months) discussing buying a 1969 Mustang convertible to attract men and impress her ex, now selling it to impress her therapist. Material about therapy, failed goals, and self-help.

Interview: Revealed she works in venture capital, previously worked at NASA on space algae, turned a military vehicle museum into a hacker house, and is selling the Mustang online. Ali joked she looked like his financial advisor.

Set: 10-year veteran doing outdated Helen Keller conspiracy theory joke involving sister rejecting the idea she was blind/deaf. Relies on explicit descriptions of Helen Keller learning to speak through teacher's face.

Interview: Discussed being a video editor for 10 years who makes content mocking Cameo celebrities. Recently married an immigrant from Scotland who he 'barked' into his comedy show. Just had a baby 2 months ago.

Set: Nearly 2-year standup doing material about turning 31, body changes from 'headlight tits to headlight and fog light', being half Puerto Rican, and having a narcissistic father who thinks he's a military veteran.

Interview: Vet tech working in anesthesia/surgery who was widowed last year when husband flipped his truck. Lost 40 lbs from grief. Aspires to feature within 2 years. Panel member had photo of her with her late husband.

Set: First-time standup at age 42. Rambling set about divorcing wife (Wish.com version of high school crush), getting ripped off by in-laws, finding Christ, apologizing to Gina Carano. Material devolves into confused references.

Interview: Found Christ in January 2024 after in-laws stole 75% of his call center income. Recently diagnosed with Aspergers at 42. Has three kids (17, almost 15, almost 14), all autistic except youngest. Youngest daughter is Black and he suspects she may not be biologically his but loves her anyway.

Set: Fourth appearance doing material about looking like various celebrities/people (Ross from Friends, David Blaine with special needs, wax statue of Happy Gilmore). Self-deprecating jokes about his distinctive appearance.

Interview: Lost 55 lbs recently. Got hit by a car on a Lime scooter when a Hispanic woman ran a red light. Recently diagnosed with autism late in life. Had same cop arrive at incident who was involved in previous story he told.

Set: 15-year veteran doing tight material about having a son after two daughters. Jokes about worrying son is gay at 3 months old vs never worrying about daughter at 3 years. Observational comedy about parenting and gender anxiety.

Interview: Married with stay-at-home wife and two kids (3-year-old daughter, 3-month-old son). Tours nationally (Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Chicago). From Canada. Gets spots from Tony when drunk at the bar. Clean professional presentation and demeanor.

Set: 6-month standup's first time attempting poorly. Rambling about workplace theft among Black people, attempting dark racist opening jokes, then a knock-knock joke that falls apart completely.

Interview: Chef (not butcher) from Houston working at Philly Flats. Very nervous, only 6 months in. Ali Sadiq and Tony heavily criticized his performance as terrible and encouraged him to go back to his job.

Set: 5-year standup and tattoo artist who flew in same day. Rambling material about being a tattoo artist, his father sending him to learn tattooing from 'Crazy Joe' who was a murderer. Set falls apart, making Holocaust and slavery jokes.

Interview: Tattoo artist at 13 under 'Crazy Joe' who actually committed murder. Created the most infamous bad tattoo on the internet (Sopranos family portrait for East Side Dave). The tattoo became a running joke on Ron & Fez radio show and was roasted by Jim Norton, Bob Kelly, Louis CK.

Set: 3-year standup from San Antonio doing surreal material about getting bad news delivered in fun ways (wife has one minute to live via roadrunner sound). Includes Donald Duck impressions and rambling observations.

Interview: Stay-at-home dad of 6 and 8-year-old kids. Wife is surgical technician. Together 13 years. Makes beatboxing videos on YouTube. Experienced Guillain-Barré syndrome (almost paralyzed) after flu shot in 2018. Was in Air Force inspecting life rafts.

Set: First-time standup, blonde woman with doctorate who taught cultural diversity at Black college and is now at all-girls university. Self-deprecating about being 'Walmart version of Legally Blonde' and diversity hire. Jokes about TikTokers thinking 'Rabbit' refers to sexual habits.

Interview: Teaches college courses (at all-girls university now, previously Black college). Adopted 14-year-old Black daughter from foster care with fetal alcohol syndrome and intellectual disability. Was in bad car accident at 16 that damaged her face. People said she was funny so used comedy to reimmerse herself to world.

Set: 10-year veteran (8-year break) returning to stage. Does bit about weed strain 'Think About It' making him ponder white people's favorite rap songs where they say N-word in private. Teases top 5 list but doesn't deliver examples.

Interview: Founder of Market Match, a tech company using swipe technology for market research and surveys. Recently returned to standup after 8-year break. Making money from startup but wouldn't disclose amount.