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Kill Tony #733 — Rob Schneider, Donnell Rawlings

📅 August 11, 2025 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 15 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Rob Schneider · Donnell Rawlings

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Lineup

1

Martin Phillips

Set: Set about hotels, soda with cough syrup, taking his dog places without it being a service dog, and bringing a raccoon. Uses harmonica as closer.

Interview: Tony and guests joke about his harmonica skills. Rob suggests adding cocaine to the act. Donnell briefly walks off. Discussion about passion for comedy and jokes about raccoon ferret closer.

Bits:
  • Hotel stay costs $400, prostitute costs $800, he's losing money
  • Likes soda mixed with cough syrup, high but no cold
  • Takes dog to places as fake service dog, could bring any animal
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner and audience favorite returns with new minute featuring harmonica
  • Donnell walks off briefly during set
  • Rob suggests adding cocaine to harmonica act
2

Brandon LaCarrubba

Set: Material about being cut off by a Hummer, keto diet with Adderall, stretch marks from weight loss, and flirting with formerly pregnant ladies.

Interview: Discussion about his Italian and Ukrainian heritage, his job as a professional game show host, working at bachelorette parties, and people using slurs in name tags.

Bits:
  • Got cut off by Hummer, confused what slur to use on it
  • Keto diet is high-fat low-carb plus two Adderall a day
  • Stretch marks won't go away despite cocoa butter from 'moms'
Moments:
  • Rob suggests pulling ferret out of ass as closer
  • First bucket pull of the episode
3

Eric Bell

Set: Set about Irish dirty talk, jokes about rape scenarios, and a song about sucking dick to the tune of Lone Ranger.

Interview: Tony criticizes rape jokes as too early. Discussion about his job as medical courier, grandfather's antique cars, transporting a human leg, and he performs inappropriate song.

Bits:
  • Irish dirty talk: tap sleeping partner, say 'are you awake?'
  • Lady version: grab something from drawer, tap man, say awake before acting
Moments:
  • Tony calls out rape jokes as premature material
  • Eric performs inappropriate song with vulgar lyrics
  • Rob makes crude observation about Eric's appearance and material
4

Adrian Washington

Set: Set about having 40 nieces and nephews with crazy names like 'Fat Daddy' and 'Boo', accidentally saying dirty thing on speakerphone to daughter, attempting to fix it.

Interview: Discussion about him being from Mississippi but living in Minnesota, empty nester life, relationship with wife and dog, comedy company One Mic Entertainment, and having toured with Donnell.

Bits:
  • Asked to pick up nieces/nephews with nicknames 'Fat Daddy' and 'Boo'
  • Told wife 'take out them titties' on speakerphone with daughter listening
  • Told daughter someone will say that to her and she won't live with them
Moments:
  • Adrian introduced by Donnell as fellow comedian and friend from Minnesota
  • Donnell makes comment about ashiness and burns hand
5

Jose Ayala

Set: Set about dating Latinos, liking how their mustaches tickle his mustache, missing his dad, dad hating the joke but in passionate Spanish, telling dad to stop biting his lip.

Interview: Discussion about his nervousness, working at Cheers Bar on Sixth Street which has terrible reviews, Tony reads Yelp reviews about racist staff and bad experiences, Jose admits atmosphere sucks.

Bits:
  • Dating only Latinos because mustaches tickle when they kiss
  • Dad hates the joke but says it passionately in Spanish
  • Told dad to stop biting lip when they kiss
Moments:
  • Jose sweating profusely, Tony jokes about drugs in his ass
  • Tony reads negative Yelp reviews of Cheers Bar
  • Reviews mention racist staff and bad service
7

Juanita

Set: Set about not growing up religious, dropping out of high school to hide it, joining touring Catholic ministry for 9 months, praying to themes including Queen song.

Interview: Discussion about her being transgender, Donnell's reaction, Tony and Donnell educate about Adam's apple as tell, she mentions dating a half-black man, performs Daniel Day-Lewis impression.

Bits:
  • Dropped out high school, joined Catholic ministry to hide it
  • Prayed to themes, one was Queen, did gay prayer
Moments:
  • Donnell's strong reaction upon discovering performer is transgender
  • Tony educates Donnell about Adam's apple as identifier
  • Wanita performs Daniel Day-Lewis impression explaining birthday pizzas
  • Donnell walks off stage emotionally
8

Charlie Mac

Set: Set about life changing after Kill Tony appearance, bought $1,500 shelf for clothes calling it treadmill, ex lets him have sex again, does CPAP roleplay joke where she wears his CPAP.

Interview: Discussion about adult children's books called 'hood Dr. Seuss', world tours booked to Europe and Tokyo, looking for places with black people, doing daddy duty with 3-year-old.

Bits:
  • Bought $1500 shelf for clothes, people call it treadmill
  • CPAP sex roleplay with ex girlfriend wearing CPAP mask
  • When hitting from back with CPAP: sounds like Darth Vader
Moments:
  • Second appearance, first time was with children's books
  • Rob compliments his future in comedy
  • Rob makes plantation roleplay joke, Donnell doesn't respond well
9

Michael Hines

Set: Set about UFO/non-binary person jumping off bridge, suicides back, Ozzy Osborne in hell, voted for Trump regretted it week one when lost food stamps.

Interview: Discussion about his two previous appearances, preference for Donnell's Kill Tony episode, working as realtor's assistant for $30/hour to have time for comedy.

Bits:
  • Saw UFO but it was non-binary person jumping off bridge
  • Ozzy Osborne finally in hell, scientists must have air conditioned it
  • Voted Trump, regretted week one when lost food stamps
Moments:
  • Michael has appeared twice before, very comfortable on stage
  • Rob praises his composure and natural stage presence
10

James Kerrigan, Oscar

11

Shari Vasseghi

Set: Set about being from Iran where women have mustaches not dicks, hashtag safe word for Middle Eastern women, friend obsessed with boyfriend's dick size, measuring tape joke, Kim Kardashian and circumference.

Interview: Discussion about two years doing comedy after returning to it, Rob compliments her energy and passion despite ageism in comedy, she mentions getting hit on Instagram by younger guys.

Bits:
  • Originally from Iran where women have mustaches not dicks
  • Friend obsessed with boyfriend dick size, does she have measuring tape
  • Kim Kardashian uses measuring tape - DeWalt, Stanley, or her mouth
Moments:
  • Rob warns about performing in Iran
  • Rob appreciates her energy and passion despite 2 years experience
  • Donnell compliments her and asks to collaborate
12

Jason Ellis

Set: Set incomplete in transcript, mentions being famous from Hawk and Wolf podcast, previously on Kill Tony viral clip about molestation.

Moments:
  • Famous for viral Dr. Phil clip where he mentioned childhood molestation
13

Tom Anderson

15

Donnell Rawlings

Panel
Moments:
  • Donnell walks off during Martin Phillips set
  • Donnell strongly reacts when learning performer is transgender
  • Tony reads list of worst Kill Tony guests, Donnell ranked #1
  • Donnell shares stories about being military police in Korea