Kill Tony #734 — Dustin Slay, Martin Phillips

Set: Blind comedian discusses navigating Austin without sight, holding in bowel movements, sending dick pics to friends for approval, and avoiding locations he can't see.

Interview: Discussed life since last appearance, navigating Austin alone, taking Ubers, playing video games while blind, and dating. Tony asked detailed questions about bathroom habits and sexual preferences.

Set: Pete discusses glory holes, strip club encounters, and sleeping with two condoms because he dislikes the feeling. Very crude and high-energy material.

Interview: 23-year-old aspiring comedian from Laredo working multiple jobs (catering, Pluckers, valet), living with friends, had drama at strip clubs, and nearly had a threesome.

Set: Jim discusses not wanting to go to Mars because he's Black, critiques Elon Musk's Nazi salute, questions Hitler's straightness with impressions.

Interview: Discussed recent wrestling altercation, being a merchandiser, working out, voice practice, five-year relationship with personal trainer girlfriend, and his African circumcision experience at age 16.

Set: Hal discusses voice changes from puberty sounding like a woman, stopping talking/smiling/fucking to avoid gay accusations, annoying friends from both political sides.

Interview: Web developer from Costa Rica, six years doing standup with breaks for improv, moved to Austin three years ago. Has PTSD from flies after Costa Rican trauma.

Set: Trip jokes about tuck-friendly bikinis for trans kids, racial lab breeding, and secretly hoping racist white women get fat to fuck Black men.

Interview: 23-year-old from Pittsburgh working at H-E-B produce, discussed HEB perks (free crab boiling), grocery store shoplifting story, Adam Sandler comparisons, and knowing a serial killer from high school.

Set: Professional poker player discussing dick pics from show appearance, buying non-alcoholic beer before 10am in Texas, and non-alcoholics Anonymous as a parody.

Interview: Number one ranked heads-up poker player down $700K this year, blames hanging out with Uncle Laser and focusing on comedy instead of poker. Discussed Whole Foods interaction.

Set: British comedian discusses High School Musical, lack of preparedness for US school shootings, genetic racism from South African father, and Mandela poster.

Interview: British-born comedian with South African father, did comedy in Colorado after nasty breakup, valet at W Hotel, father worked in tech, mother from England. Discussed heartbreak over girl texting 'grandma'.

Set: Bartender discusses virgin drinks, never fucking drinks before serving, bar hopping (40+ restaurants), getting STDs from PF Chang's and Buffalo Wild Wings cocktail waitresses.

Interview: Bartended 10 years, did standup 3 years with intermission after high school sweetheart Nina died from fentanyl OD. Gave her chlamydia. Quit hard drugs, uses mushrooms, has high energy.

Set: First-time comedian Elena jokes about dating a hot doctor, friends' Grey's Anatomy concerns about infidelity, and doctors only being screwed by healthcare system.

Interview: Met doctor boyfriend on a boat at Percy Priest Lake one year ago, dating 6-7 months. She's a photographer and Pilates (Lagree) instructor. First day doing comedy.

Set: Doctor opens with Native American 'how' joke, swastika/Sanskrit confusion at Indian restaurant, got diarrhea instead of dishes, jokes about religious expectations and being Christlike.

Interview: General practitioner, two years standup, met Elena on boat in Nashville. Discussed rotting penis from erectile pump prosthetic due to patient smoking. Has bonsai trees, plays basketball.

Set: Carlos discusses Amber Alert for 15-year-old Hispanic girl with kids, border situation bringing out racism, and a man telling someone to go back to Mexico.

Interview: Retired from 18-wheeler trucking, now in real estate selling Hill Country Manufactured Homes (trailers). Has three-month-old son Jackson Walker Lopez with Mexican wife. First appearance was his start.

Set: Hank discusses racist algorithms, exotic weed naming, thick white women without Black guys in DMs as weed strain, sleep apnea machine hose removal dating issues, Alex Jones impression.

Interview: Has BiPAP sleep apnea machine, has one-year-old son at home, wife at home. Panel discussed sleep quality and child's reaction to the machine.

Interview: First-time panel guest with Netflix special 'Wet Heat'. On tour at dustyslay.com. Ate lobster rolls with Tony before show. One of the most used and loved golden ticket winners, though never been on panel before.

Interview: Panel guest with mirror and corn cob pipe on stage. Joked about being 'the captain now.' Had a show 10 years ago at Italian restaurant in Portsmouth, Virginia with Dusty Slay. Wore a hat throughout the episode.