Mushroom Matt
Mushroom Matt has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Bartender discusses virgin drinks, never fucking drinks before serving, bar hopping (40+ restaurants), getting STDs from PF Chang's and Buffalo Wild Wings cocktail waitresses.
- Never fucked a drink before serving, don't stick dick in whiskey
- Worked 40+ restaurants, bar hopper not a slut
- Got STDs from PF Chang's and Buffalo Wild Wings staff
Matt discusses losing virginity with chlamydia, girlfriend with spicy diet, compares STI to hot sauce on hot dog, jokes about liking spicy everything.
- Lost virginity gained chlamydia; thought it was spicy sex
- Head of dick and tip of tongue are cousins; chlamydia is hot sauce
- Likes spicy everything including spicy sex from STI