Kill Tony #735 — Triple H, Carrot Top

Set: Ike opened with edgy material about Muslim countries, Kamala Harris, and a Russian joke about the word 'kniga' sounding like the n-word. He discussed a hookah bar/restaurant in San Diego that received a massive Kill Tony bump.

Interview: Ike discussed his successful San Diego restaurant Pushkin, which saw a huge boost from Kill Tony exposure. He talked about his wife (Siberian Russian-Asian), his comedy tours, and family life.

Set: Sean discussed sobriety for 9 months but still using drugs, with a long bit about 'boofing' (inserting substances anally). He joked about his lack of success with women and made a joke about a beer with a stud finder built in.

Interview: Sean revealed he's been on the show five times, recently left AT&T customer service after training his replacement in Mexico, and is pursuing photography. He discussed his breakup with a 22-year-old who ghosted him after he gave her an expensive keyboard.

Set: Mike opened with a joke about being the person on pedestrian crossing signs. He made observations about phrases like 'long story short' and jokes about birds waking up early, chickens protesting hormones, and commentary on the Virgin Islands regarding the Epstein scandal.

Interview: Mike revealed he worked in AT&T sales (not customer service like Sean), is from Sudan/Saudi Arabia, and has lived in America for over 5 years. He discussed his background in Sudan with more pyramids than Egypt and is currently single.

Set: Matt joked about his elderly grandfather having a young child, creating confusing family dynamics. He made jokes about not respecting a 2-year-old uncle who is still handsy and drinks from bottles.

Interview: Matt revealed this is his third time on the show, was pulled on election day with four other Puerto Ricans, works at NADAC Burger, and produces shows around Austin. He discussed having Type 1 diabetes diagnosed at age 14 after eating Hostess donuts, finding out at Disney World.

Set: Ronaldo joked about moving to Austin and not fitting in because everyone is healthy, wears extra-large shirts at 225 lbs, rode a Lime scooter out of necessity, and had another scooter rider give him a knowing nod like 'Charlie's Angels'.

Interview: Ronaldo just hit seven years in standup, recently had an appearance a couple months ago, works as a door guy at the Sunset Strip, is a BMX rider, and has been in a 9-year relationship with his girlfriend (now working at the club's box office).

Set: Aaron did a very brief, unclear set mostly about having bugs (outdoor and indoor), being in Austin, and mentioning bugs multiple times with minimal comedic structure or punchlines.

Interview: Aaron just started standup two hours ago (extremely new), recently was a cannabis grower in Colorado, and identifies as a 'methed up superhero' named 'The Circuit' known for doing a lot of drugs.

Set: Cameron discussed growing up with a polyamorous mother with multiple stepdads, making jokes about 'it takes a village to make my mom come,' accidentally walking in on parents during sex like a Royal Rumble match, and attempting to masturbate with multiple parents around.

Interview: Cameron is 22 years old, works at Paradronics (Neuralink competitor) as a brain-computer interface manufacturer, has been doing standup for 4 years, has a girlfriend he 'loves very much', and grew up with two stepdads at the same time (one white American, one from New Zealand).

Set: Doc opened by noting everyone knows who he voted for based on his appearance, made jokes about not being fond of women, ragdolling women in the bedroom, and a controversial joke about wanting to date a Black woman from 1868 (framed as post-slavery humor about them being 'off the chain').

Interview: Doc has been doing standup for just short of 2 years, this is his second appearance on the show, discussed his third wife putting herself on Craigslist personals while he worked in Afghanistan, and revealed he's a retired Army veteran (23 years) with extreme anxiety and ADHD.

Set: Jim opened about Austin's crazy homeless people, told a story about a homeless woman yelling slurs and asking for a cigarette, discussed growing up in Africa and seeing Flavor Flav on cigarette warning labels thinking ugly meant cancer.

Interview: Jim has been on the show multiple times, appeared just two weeks ago, grew up in Africa, has been working on impressions (Tony impression of a talking banana, Shannon Sharp, Mike Tyson), and was asked by a white liberal audience member to do his Mike Tyson impression.

Set: William opened by saying he looks like the love child of Triple H and Carrot Top after steroids, congratulated Cam Patterson for joining SNL (questioning how SNL didn't see problematic Kill Tony clips), joked about Red Band waiting for Gong Show callback.

Interview: William recalled meeting Carrot Top in Memphis airport in 2003, discussed how that taught him to be nice to redheads, and told a story about complimenting a redheaded woman's hair only to have her worry people would think they were siblings.