Doc Faire
Doc Faire has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Doc discusses being surrounded by females (aunts, ex-wives, daughters, granddaughters), father forcing him to smoke cigarettes, mother's punishment for masturbating.
- Surrounded by females (9 aunts, 2 uncles) and exes; got PTSD from war and wives
- Dad made him smoke whole pack for smoking; mom made him jerk in bathroom in front of uncle
- Wife asked favorite song; he sang 'Second verse same as first'; told her to suck his cock
Doc opened by noting everyone knows who he voted for based on his appearance, made jokes about not being fond of women, ragdolling women in the bedroom, and a controversial joke about wanting to date a Black woman from 1868 (framed as post-slavery humor about them being 'off the chain').
- Everyone knows who he voted for based on his appearance alone
- Wants to date Black woman from 1868 because slavery ended in 1865 so they were 'off the chain'
Doc Faire discussed being half Mexican and half hillbilly, living in Germany for 11 years, and being married to a German ex-wife who was efficient like WWII Germany. He's now pursuing comedy and made self-deprecating jokes about potential future homelessness.
- Half Mexican, half hillbilly family reunions are dating buffets with plenty of options and food.
- German ex-wife was like WWII history lesson; didn't know if she'd order Happy Meal or genocide.