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Kill Tony #747 — Harland Williams, Nick Rochefort

📅 November 24, 2025 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 12 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Harland Williams · Nick Rochefort

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Lineup

1

Danny Martinello

Set: Danny discusses bathing and masculinity, comparing men's and women's bath experiences. He jokes about floating genitalia and his experience with traveler's diarrhea in Mexico.

Interview: Danny clarifies he's doing 'chartery' on purpose, discusses ADHD medication he took in school, and talks about getting Montezuma's revenge in Mexico.

Bits:
  • Taking baths feminine; wants bruschetta and bath bomb like women in tubs
  • Penis floats like a buoy in bathtub water; fish food reference
  • Got Montezuma's revenge in Mexico; described as 'shitting through badminton racket'
Moments:
  • Tony and panel debate whether Danny was intentionally mispronouncing 'charcuterie' the whole time
2

Matthew Coffin

Set: Matthew discusses Trump's military operation naming, transforming into an old Black lady, and his phone mistakenly thinking he beats his dog.

Interview: Revealed Matthew works at a strip club parking lot with his service dog Lucius Fox. Discussion reveals troubling relationship with his dog, including sleeping arrangements.

Bits:
  • Operation Midnight Hammer sounds like Black porn star name, perfect product placement
  • Phone thinks nuts stink and he beats dog due to singing to it
Moments:
  • Panel aggressively questions Matthew's service dog claims and living situation with dog
  • Tony declares Matthew's set 'absolutely psychotically bad' and suggests taking a year off
3

Offender

Set: Offender discusses being from the South, stereotypes about Southerners, comparing himself to young Ron White supremacist, and becoming more confident.

Interview: Offender revealed he's a pot grower in Oregon, recently moved out of his short bus, got his first apartment for six months, and has a medicine cabinet.

Bits:
  • Southern stereotypes: meth, wife-beating, racist—only three allowed before shipped to Florida
  • Friend said he reminded him of young Ron White supremacist
Moments:
  • Offender shares significant life progress: moved from homeless living situation to apartment with medicine cabinet
  • Panel reacts positively to visible growth compared to his previous appearances
4

Emo Majok

Set: Emo discusses being from South Sudan living in Australia, Black room comedy in LA, and African-Americans as 'African that got caught' who sprint at Olympics.

Interview: Emo shares he's been doing comedy seven years in Australia, came as refugee at age 8, engaged to an Indian-Canadian woman, and discusses gun experience in Africa.

Bits:
  • African-Americans are technically Africans that got caught; Olympics proves never again
  • Australia has no Black people except him and cousin Chad
  • Feared dark as kid; now fears white people and cops
Moments:
  • Harland gives extended compliment about Emo's skin tone; Emo nervously asks for address
  • Emo gets water during interview and panel makes callback to skin color during request
5

Ashlie Ann Knox

Set: Ashlie discusses ex-boyfriend being bisexual via Grindr, infidelity involving threesome gone wrong, and 13-year revenge of revealing his secrets on the show.

Interview: Revealed ex is her daughter's father in prison for armed robbery; fiancé is legally blind and partially deaf from her karaoke speakers.

Bits:
  • Found Grindr on ex's phone, thought it was GPS to gyms; his to Mike's and Tony's
  • Boyfriend's best friend's girlfriend tied up for 'threesome' that was really abandonment
  • Took 13 years and multiple crimes (DUI, armed robbery) before telling full truth
Moments:
  • Reveals ex is in prison; Tony criticizes her as 'worst interview in history' for vagueness
  • Fiancé present in audience; Tony predicts he'll cheat via bisexual threesome like pattern
6

Ari Matti

Regular

Set: Ari performs three-minute movie-themed material about international film distribution, comparing how movies play in different countries with cultural references.

Interview: Ari discusses his first Halloween in America, Russian harassment as teenager, Mexico trip, Jewish-Mexican scooter rental dispute, and Halloween party observations.

Bits:
  • American movies in Japan omit Japanese people; Oppenheimer just sexy scientist smoking, banging
  • Denzel Washington movies all same: at diner trying to eat, hooker gets in trouble
  • Halloween: sexy cat is only hot animal; should have sexy elephant; mystery vs slutty
Moments:
  • Ari performs extended three-minute set with multiple bits and act-outs; panel requests he continue past time
  • Harland and Tony discuss Ari's vampire band aesthetic and life improvements
7

Jack Hemphill

Set: Jack jokes about getting bad haircut at lesbian barber, male enhancement pills, abusive father, and wanting to be Mexican (calling himself 'wiener back').

Interview: Jack is 24, unemployed with $15-20k savings, planning Mexico trip to learn Spanish, previously fired from sales job for showing up late after scrolling racist content.

Bits:
  • Got haircut at lesbian barber shop; asked to 'scissor me,' they messed it up
  • Male enhancement pills exist; female enhancement pill would be 'pill that makes you shut up'
  • White guy wanting to be Black called wigger; wanting to be Mexican makes him wiener back
Moments:
  • Jack boasts about looking like Natalie Portman; Tony calls him meanest lesbian at lesbian bar
  • Tony offers Jack potential door guy position at comedy club after showing stability
8

Doc Faire

Set: Doc discusses being surrounded by females (aunts, ex-wives, daughters, granddaughters), father forcing him to smoke cigarettes, mother's punishment for masturbating.

Interview: Doc is 56, has three ex-wives, four daughters, worked as military ambassador protection in Afghanistan, owns seven-bedroom house in Boerne, describes urologist probe experience.

Bits:
  • Surrounded by females (9 aunts, 2 uncles) and exes; got PTSD from war and wives
  • Dad made him smoke whole pack for smoking; mom made him jerk in bathroom in front of uncle
  • Wife asked favorite song; he sang 'Second verse same as first'; told her to suck his cock
Moments:
  • Doc describes German second wife as 'meanest woman on earth' who kicked down shower door demanding he shower on knees to not wake baby
  • Extended story about urologist inserting probe anally and through urethra; comparison to car wash
  • Nick Rochefort's reaction to probe story: 'You dried up all the cum and you shriveled it all up'
9

Jack McWilliams

Set: Jack discusses hooking up with girl who played 'Cola' by Lana Del Rey with lyric about tasting like Pepsi, leading to product placement joke about brand appearances.

Interview: Jack has been doing comedy 10 years (since Valentine's Day), from Bloomington Indiana originally, lived 8 years in Chicago, now caddy at Spanish Oaks golf course.

Bits:
  • Girl played Lana Del Rey's 'Cola'; first lyric 'tastes like Pepsi Cola'; awkward product placement
  • Lana Del Rey thinks tasting like Pepsi is sexy; probably advertisement, not song
  • Walking Dead has brand new Chevy Silverado in year 5 of zombie apocalypse; unrealistic
Moments:
  • Tony praises Jack as stable and professional-looking comedian; offers potential door guy job
  • Harland and Tony extensively praise H-E-B grocery store as superior (Howard E. Butts); bit becomes recurring
10

Paula

Set: Paula discusses being competitive athlete (synchronized swimming), hated getting hair wet, jokes about internet scales changing from 'hot or not' to whether she's a bot.

Interview: Paula has watched show 5+ years, father's brother was killed by mob, was on Steve Harvey show about college-aged son not letting parents into Walkup apartment.

Bits:
  • Competitive athlete but couldn't be synchronized swimmer because hated getting hair wet
  • Internet once asked women 'hot or not'; I was nine (years old); now asks about bot status
  • Nothing lasts anymore (cars, phones, machines); products designed for constant revenue replacement
Moments:
  • Harland does child catcher impression from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang; becomes uncontrollable callback throughout interview
  • Paula struggles to answer simple questions; Tony declares her 'opposite of H-E-B'
11

Jenny Ann

Set: Jenny discusses being nerd emoji doppelganger, questioning internet's treatment of women (hot vs not young, then personal questions), now turning into robot due to AI outsourcing.

Interview: Jenny previously sold 1969 Mustang on show, ran competitively in college, briefly shoe modeled for Hoka shoes (chased by marshmallow), dating more now via apps.

Bits:
  • My celebrity doppelganger is nerd emoji; I was 9 on scale (years old when asked 'hot?')
  • Internet asks women personal/invasive questions (name, SSN, girl boss vs trad wife)
  • Getting hair wet made me quit synchronized swimming (couldn't take gift to next level)
Moments:
  • Set goes poorly; panel threatens suicide/violence; Harland rescues with child catcher impression
  • Recurring child catcher callback from Paula's interview applied to Jenny's appearance and dating bio