Danny Martinello
Danny Martinello has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Danny discusses bathing and masculinity, comparing men's and women's bath experiences. He jokes about floating genitalia and his experience with traveler's diarrhea in Mexico.
- Taking baths feminine; wants bruschetta and bath bomb like women in tubs
- Penis floats like a buoy in bathtub water; fish food reference
- Got Montezuma's revenge in Mexico; described as 'shitting through badminton racket'
Danny discusses a rap tour in Brooklyn where a friend wanted to time travel, contrasting with his wife's ideas about using a time machine for medical advancement in the 1400s, joking about how men wouldn't listen to a woman then.
- White Canadian guy wouldn't want to go back to 1980s Brooklyn ghetto
- Woman suggesting going to 1400s with modern medicine would be called witch
13-year Canadian veteran from Edmonton/Toronto. Sets about not blinking enough, people thinking he's on drugs, brother worried about transgender kid, peanut allergy joke.
- People think he's on drugs because he doesn't blink enough.
- Peanut allergy more annoying than transgender child; nuts take out kids.