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Jack Hemphill

🎤 1 appearanceFirst: November 24, 2025

Jack Hemphill has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #747 Bucket Pull · November 24, 2025

Jack jokes about getting bad haircut at lesbian barber, male enhancement pills, abusive father, and wanting to be Mexican (calling himself 'wiener back').

  • Got haircut at lesbian barber shop; asked to 'scissor me,' they messed it up
  • Male enhancement pills exist; female enhancement pill would be 'pill that makes you shut up'
  • White guy wanting to be Black called wigger; wanting to be Mexican makes him wiener back