Kill Tony #736 — James McCann, Dave Landau
Guests: James McCann · Dave Landau
Lineup
Set: Sledge opened with crude material about legal services and girlfriend complaints, covering check engine lights and comparing her story length unfavorably to his own experiences.
Interview: Discussed his relationship with girlfriend who also does comedy, his moves to Austin, and various anecdotes about New York trips and museums. James McCann joked about his success potentially threatening the relationship.
- Check engine light has feminine energy—something's wrong, girlfriend denies it
- Girlfriend thinks Godfather is too long but her coworker story is perfect
- Golden ticket winner introduced as one of few non-handicapped golden ticket winners who consistently succeeds
- Microphone malfunction during interview; Tony makes pedophile joke that backfires
Juanita
Set: Juanita performed dark material about mental health, discussing her friend Sully's suicidality and making jokes about efficient methods. Material was edgy and controversial.
Interview: Discussed being transgender, family secrecy, Mexican heritage, cultural traditions like quinceañera, and her current living situation with a jiu-jitsu comic. Panel probed her transition and family dynamics.
- Advised suicidal friend to walk in front of train instead of traffic for efficiency
- Panel notes she called out suicidal friend by name on huge show, discussing ethics
- James McCann makes callback about her voice getting deeper as she speaks
Set: O'Neill performed comedy about generation softness, Tiger Woods' name, avoiding the n-word, and offensive comparisons about midgets. Set was polarizing with edgy material.
Interview: Discussed his background as open micer and mortgage company employee, his somewhat awkward social skills, dating preferences for steak and candy, and recent breakup with long-distance comic girlfriend.
- Tiger Woods not Native American because his dad's name is Bear Forest
- Midgets called pocket c-words, or as pedophiles call them close enough
- James McCann compares him to 1980s comedian with cocaine problem doing cartoon voiceovers
- Reveals he was just broken up with by comedian girlfriend in Massachusetts
Set: First-time stand-up Coughlin made jokes about Jill Biden as fake president and a story about her cleaner eating her salad, but forgot parts of material.
Interview: Discussed being first-time performer at Kill Tony, her parents' professions (pilot/travel agent), new job stringing rackets at tennis place, and previous screenwriting attempts.
- Jill Biden became first fake female president during America's Next Top Model-style administration
- Found cleaner eating her takeout salad but called her a cleaner which sounded racist
- Panel critiques her for boasting about having a cleaner, seeming tone-deaf
- She forgets jokes multiple times during interview, admits struggling with recall
Mario Z
Set: Mario discussed losing childhood heroes like Bill Cosby due to allegations, contrasting with how athletes like Kobe get passes due to success. Solid social commentary mixed with humor.
Interview: Discussed his 12 years in comedy, his unusual porn career making giantist content with his wife using green screen and video editing, now wife is behavioral therapist.
- Bill Cosby remembered for rape not ringed like Kobe because he wasn't on Lakers
- Child mentorship things all ruined, Bill Cosby shows once taught good lessons
- Reveals he makes giantist porn with wife, Red Band is excited learning about it
Set: Hans delivered tight material about politicians fleeing Texas, his Jewish girlfriend and mixed-race babies, trans fats, and autocorrect mishaps about his dad and ninjas.
Interview: Extensively discussed his love of giantist porn (Amazon Amanda), being tickled by James McCann, getting pulled over in Mississippi by Black officer, Starcraft 2 gaming, and recent tours.
- Ted Cruz weather app tracker for politicians leaving Texas signals disaster
- Jewish girlfriend means Asian Jewish babies like computer code resetting credit
- Thought dad feared ninjas for 3 months but autocorrect showed different meaning
- James McCann and Tony physically tickle Hans on stage; he hates tickling
- Discusses being pulled over by Black cop in Mississippi, joked about MLK's dream
Set: Isaac made dark jokes about girlfriend's diabetes, thanking military spouses, Hennessy made from grapes, and autocorrect confusion about ninjas and Pitbull.
Interview: Discussed being Marine Corps veteran with VA disability, selling Yu-Gi-Oh cards to survive, dog groomer girlfriend, and when asked what country to erase chose Israel.
- Girlfriend is type 1 diabetic and type two bitch all the time
- Should thank military spouses for service like they get PTSD from fireworks
- Hennessy made from grapes like light beer made from ranch dressing
- Panel discusses his anti-military material despite being Marine; he says they suck
- When asked what country to erase, answers Israel, prompting awkward silence
Set: Seven-month veteran Augie performed loose material about catching girlfriend cheating, black guys, and babies, but set was disjointed and he lost his place multiple times.
Interview: Discussed moving from Seattle to Austin, working at thrift store, being Hispanic/Mexican, doing acid recently and seeing rats, drinking Jack and Coke, loves karaoke.
- Caught girlfriend cheating, walked in and said what's the big idea confused
- Cousin dating Black guy having baby, wonders what baby will be like
- Tony notes he's like lazy Casey Rocket with charisma and compelling material
- Admits he did acid couple weeks ago while on couch, saw rat in bathroom
Set: John made absurd jokes about RFK Jr., food dyes and M&Ms, music biopics with ridiculous fake rapper names, and Matchbox 20's hindsight joke.
Interview: Two-year sober (not quite), works at restaurant, has roommates with bathroom, reveals old roommate Jake took four-hour bathroom sessions, drinks vodka, had long-term fuck buddy become juggling enthusiast.
- Without food dyes how to know which M&M to fuck, yellow one obviously
- Hindsight by Matchbox 20 is actually Matchbox 2020 Rob Thomas song
- Fell eight feet into sewer last year, wants to sue Austin city
- Reveals he was attacked by pelican at SeaWorld on school trip, couldn't do homework
- Breathalyzer test shows 0.03 BAC despite claiming to have drinks
Alex Tarno
Set: Alex discussed being single, missing doing chick stuff with ex, trying to get guy friends to go to farmers markets, and his uncomfortable experience at strip clubs.
Interview: Discussed roommate Chris (blind friend, golden ticket winner), being from Miami now in Austin, working as server at retirement community, loves Chipotle, kissed Elena from Michigan on stage.
- Misses ex because misses doing chick stuff like Hobby Lobby and Bath Body Works
- Strip club gender roles reversed, women aggressive approaching men, he just wants to chill
- Kiss Me segment where audience member Elena kisses Alex on stage
- Elena and Alex both wearing Halloween shirts, get booked together Secret Show
Jackson Nami
Set: Jackson delivered explicitly sexual gay material with rapid-fire jokes about PTSD (Preconceived tendency to suck dick), sucking dick behind buses, and crude punchlines. Very aggressive comedy.
Interview: Discussed being 7-8 year comedy veteran from Houston, conservative Methodist parents with autistic dad, mom in cancer remission, dating a Nigerian woman pregnant due October, recently institutionalized.
- PTSD means Preconceived tendency to suck dick, hereditary disorder
- Magic School bus on tongue, Arnold stop sucking dick behind school bus
- Guy asked if being gay was choice, said not to his victims
- Reveals he was institutionalized for two months, was popular in group therapy making people laugh
- Reveals girlfriend is pregnant due October with mixed-race baby, he's now straight
- Panel shocked he went from gay to straight having sex with girlfriend, still dabbles
Frank Kid
Set: Frank opened with dark commentary about Black vs White people's reaction to plantations, then joked about white people wanting plantation weddings and Auschwitz weddings.
Interview: First-time performer, four years comedy from Baton Rouge, LSU journalism graduate, parents in real estate paid for college, currently delivers Amazon packages, watches football, makes gay song remixes.
- Black people see plantation and think injustice, white people think wedding venue
- Tony asks about doing gay remixes of songs, Frank elaborates but cut off