Juanita
Juanita has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Juanita performed dark material about mental health, discussing her friend Sully's suicidality and making jokes about efficient methods. Material was edgy and controversial.
- Advised suicidal friend to walk in front of train instead of traffic for efficiency
Set about not growing up religious, dropping out of high school to hide it, joining touring Catholic ministry for 9 months, praying to themes including Queen song.
- Dropped out high school, joined Catholic ministry to hide it
- Prayed to themes, one was Queen, did gay prayer
Juanita delivered explicit material about Beauty and the Beast teapot voyeurism, dog/bestiality references, and crude descriptions of female sexuality. The set was largely incomprehensible with heavy sexual content.
- Beauty and the Beast teapot blocks sex; compares to controlling friend
- Wants to fuck her dog; cheese in vagina for dog to eat
Juanita performed as character warning about kids in restaurant using exaggerated scenarios (broken glass, service dog, registered sex offender). Ended with absurdist humor about circumcision.
- Manager scenarios to keep kids away from restaurant hazards
Material about steroid-induced mania and accidentally cutting off her pinky with chainsaw; attempts dark humor about self-harm and trauma.
- Steroids give her retard strength and she cut her finger off
Material about unvaccinated people, being transgender post-vaccine, Bud Light and Shiner beers, going to gender reveal parties to drown room in negative energy.
- How many unvaccinated people here? I'm transgender, happened after second boost.
- I go to gender reveal parties to drown room in negative energy.
Juanita performs about growing up in Victoria Texas, moving to San Antonio, working at Bombay Bicycle Club, a customer mistaking her for staff and offering a drink. Setup is lengthy without clear payoff.
- Customer at upscale bar thinks she's staff, offers drink
- Painful shy boyfriend worse than sexual assault experience