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Juanita

🎤 7 appearances🏆 #69 most appearancesFirst: June 10, 2023Latest: September 1, 2025

Juanita has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #736 Bucket Pull · September 1, 2025

Juanita performed dark material about mental health, discussing her friend Sully's suicidality and making jokes about efficient methods. Material was edgy and controversial.

  • Advised suicidal friend to walk in front of train instead of traffic for efficiency
Kill Tony #733 Bucket Pull · August 11, 2025

Set about not growing up religious, dropping out of high school to hide it, joining touring Catholic ministry for 9 months, praying to themes including Queen song.

  • Dropped out high school, joined Catholic ministry to hide it
  • Prayed to themes, one was Queen, did gay prayer
Kill Tony #721 Bucket Pull · May 19, 2025

Juanita delivered explicit material about Beauty and the Beast teapot voyeurism, dog/bestiality references, and crude descriptions of female sexuality. The set was largely incomprehensible with heavy sexual content.

  • Beauty and the Beast teapot blocks sex; compares to controlling friend
  • Wants to fuck her dog; cheese in vagina for dog to eat
Kill Tony #712 Bucket Pull · March 10, 2025

Juanita performed as character warning about kids in restaurant using exaggerated scenarios (broken glass, service dog, registered sex offender). Ended with absurdist humor about circumcision.

  • Manager scenarios to keep kids away from restaurant hazards
Kill Tony #710 Bucket Pull · February 24, 2025

Material about steroid-induced mania and accidentally cutting off her pinky with chainsaw; attempts dark humor about self-harm and trauma.

  • Steroids give her retard strength and she cut her finger off
Kill Tony #694 Bucket Pull · November 11, 2024

Material about unvaccinated people, being transgender post-vaccine, Bud Light and Shiner beers, going to gender reveal parties to drown room in negative energy.

  • How many unvaccinated people here? I'm transgender, happened after second boost.
  • I go to gender reveal parties to drown room in negative energy.
Kill Tony #616 Bucket Pull · June 10, 2023

Juanita performs about growing up in Victoria Texas, moving to San Antonio, working at Bombay Bicycle Club, a customer mistaking her for staff and offering a drink. Setup is lengthy without clear payoff.

  • Customer at upscale bar thinks she's staff, offers drink
  • Painful shy boyfriend worse than sexual assault experience