Kill Tony #616 — Joe Rogan, Tom Segura

Set: Hans performs observational comedy about returning from Korea, Black Little Mermaid casting, and racial swimming stereotypes. Set includes applause breaks and audience engagement.

Interview: Hans discusses his Korea trip, porn blocking, family dynamics with his sister's Chinese boyfriend, and cocaine use. Tony congratulates him on his success and headlining achievements.

Set: Enrique performs as a former fifth grade art teacher who sold Adderall, then taught at a Mexican school. He describes feeling like a mama duck vs. coyote smuggler when taking kids to lunch while high.

Interview: Enrique expresses confidence in beating Hans for regular status. Tony questions his cocaine commitment and discusses his teaching background and current ambitions.

Set: Darius performs about loving white people for movies like Top Gun and Back to the Future, noting they couldn't make those with Black leads. Includes DeLorean and time travel references.

Interview: Tony learns Darius is from Des Moines, Iowa where he sells annuities. They discuss his comedy journey, racist incidents in Iowa, and his dating experiences with white women.

Set: Kent performs about waking up tired, stocking shelves, using female hair products, and a dark joke about his bald coach's leukemia. Set features extreme nervousness and visible shaking.

Interview: Tony focuses on Kent's severe leg shaking from nerves. They discuss his first open mic a year and a half ago, previous Kill Tony appearance, and his H E B job location.

Set: Jared performs about creating a Chemeo app for cancer diagnosis as humor. Audio quality is poor, set is difficult to understand but includes wrestling references.

Interview: Jared discusses winning a golden ticket, performing in front of 3,000, his Special Olympics swimming and basketball achievements, and plans to fight fires in Canada.

Set: Emma performs about drunk driving, time travel to kill Hitler, and Jeffrey Epstein victim settlements. Set is very short at 31 seconds with an edgy Epstein reference.

Interview: Emma claims to be 21 (Tony questions), reveals her first time on stage, boyfriend is waiting in audience, discusses dancing background, Tony has her dance on stage.

Set: David performs extended set about regional pussy characteristics, racism nostalgia, and homophobic commentary. Very edgy material with frequent use of racial slurs and controversial opinions.

Interview: David discusses his New York trip, roasts Tony extensively. Tony announces David's retirement from weekly regular status but he can perform anytime. Celebrates his successful run.

Set: Kam performs about his racist older brother's warnings against dating white women, a high school relationship with a white girl, and her mistaking his hair pick for a knife.

Interview: Kam is announced as newest regular. He discusses liking rocks for how they feel, carries rocks with him, TSA issues with rocks, and his Orlando origin.

Set: Austin performs about hospitalization with inflammatory bowel disease, shitting 41 times in one day, hospital nurses, and comparing his bathroom use to MrBeast content.

Interview: Austin reveals he moved to Austin with dreams of starting a comedy show called Dunce Cat Comedy. Tony criticizes his set heavily, calling it the worst of the night.

Set: Brian performs extremely dark material about disabled women, Helen Keller, rape whistles, and anal rape. His set is intentionally edgy and offensive, featuring extended crude jokes.

Interview: Brian discusses moving to Austin as new resident, his gay son's baseball abilities and sex work, taking son to I-5 to perform sex acts with truckers.

Set: Afrodyete performs about women not maintaining appearance after marriage, men needing grooming, and discusses body hair. Set focuses on relationship and hygiene advice delivered comedically.

Interview: Afrodyete reveals she's 67 with a 25-year-old ass, discusses her attractive body, sits on Joe Rogan as crowd cheers, discusses relationships and Tony's background.

Set: Noah performs about being Native American, his tribal name 'Little Dick', growing up poor with limited food vocabulary, and pussy vs. vagina distinction involving smell or daddy issues.

Interview: Noah reveals he's from San Antonio, started comedy 2.5 months ago on Kill Tony, lost 15 pounds, works solar sales. He performs 30+ push-ups on stage for William Montgomery appearance.

Set: Juanita performs about growing up in Victoria Texas, moving to San Antonio, working at Bombay Bicycle Club, a customer mistaking her for staff and offering a drink. Setup is lengthy without clear payoff.

Interview: Juanita reveals she was nervous, works as manager at Grimaldi's pizza in San Antonio, has boring love life. Tony coaches her on joke timing and structure during interview.

Set: William performs about PGA/Saudi Arabia merger and building planes, Indian name coincidence, homophobia and toothbrushes, pitching large psychic TV show, comparing himself to Jesus with disciples, reflecting on Kill Tony history.

Interview: William jokes about buying expensive golf outfit, reveals recent skin cancer diagnosis. Tony announces William as newest hall-of-fame regular. His parents Larry and Francis appear for tribute video.