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Jared Nathan

🎤 28 appearances🏆 #16 most appearancesFirst: February 21, 2022Latest: September 25, 2024 Golden Ticket

Jared Nathan has performed on Kill Tony 28 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #689 Bucket Pull · September 25, 2024

Set about losing luggage and having limited clothing options, being married and divorced quickly in Vegas, and getting kicked out of a casino for chip dumps.

  • Lost luggage, only had Explorer outfit choice that doesn't work for him
  • Got married and divorced in Vegas, ex-wife couldn't get green card
Kill Tony #687 Bucket Pull · October 7, 2024

Jared makes a joke about finding explosive deals on Amazon that only ship to Lebanon, then thanks the audience with a thick stutter.

  • Amazon selling explosives with shipping only to Lebanon.
Kill Tony #680 Panel Guest · August 9, 2024

Wrestling fan material covering subway announcements, having a stutter, Chinese food jokes, fortune cookies. Golden ticket winner returning to MSG with new minute.

  • Wrestling fan, stutter blessing and curse with telemarketers
  • Chinese food broccoli joke with fortune cookie reference
Kill Tony #666 Bucket Pull · May 10, 2024

Golden ticket winner from Toronto with stutter; jokes about sign language instructor, stuttering only in normal voice not whispering/yelling. Perfect 60-second set.

  • Sign language instructor said he needed stupider because couldn't read lips when whispering
Kill Tony #617 Bucket Pull · June 12, 2023

Jared did a set about his stutter and speech therapy, using tongue twisters and crude punchlines about stammering and eating things.

  • Once you go stutter no other—joke about speech therapy involving tongue twisters.
Kill Tony #616 Bucket Pull · June 10, 2023

Jared performs about creating a Chemeo app for cancer diagnosis as humor. Audio quality is poor, set is difficult to understand but includes wrestling references.

  • Created Chemeo app to make cancer diagnosis humorous
Kill Tony #613 Bucket Pull · May 23, 2023

Jared opens with a clever alliteration bit about words starting with 'B', then discusses having a cat, confusing catnip with weed, and a punchline about liking pussy.

  • Waking up with cat's ass in face, confusing catnip for weed
  • Liking pussy with multiple meanings layering cat and sexual humor
Kill Tony #612 Bucket Pull · May 15, 2023

Jared does a set with heavy speech impediment about hotel guests and a night manager sucking on toes. His delivery is difficult to parse but the audience responds positively throughout.

  • Hotel night manager found sucking on guest's toes like Rocky Road ice cream
Kill Tony #611 Bucket Pull · May 8, 2023

Jared told a story with significant stuttering about a woman with a DUI who had him blow into an interlock device. The set was hard to follow due to heavy stuttering throughout.

  • Woman with DUI had him blow into interlock device; she told him to open eyes expecting something awesome.
Kill Tony #610 Bucket Pull · May 1, 2023

Experimental set about transcendental astronaut, mushroom trips, Mars, and struggling with M sounds. Heavily dependent on audience participation and wordplay around speech impediment.

  • Transcendental astronaut mushroom references and Mars wordplay
  • Samuel L Jackson impression with M sound struggles
Kill Tony #596 Bucket Pull · January 23, 2023

Mother named him Jared with seven G's, decaf coffee and non-smoking comparisons, bad to the bone song about sucking cock.

  • Mother named him Jared with seven G's, went to WWE Royal Rumble
Kill Tony #595 Bucket Pull · January 23, 2023

Military-themed comedy with disability callbacks. Jokes about special forces, Super Soaker, and 72 virgins. High energy with strategic pauses for impact.

  • Military special forces joke with Super Soaker callback to the 72 virgins.
Kill Tony #594 Bucket Pull · January 16, 2023

Jared performs an abstract set with difficult-to-follow material, appearing to reference various topics including Subway's Jared and sexual content, with unclear delivery.

Kill Tony #593 Bucket Pull · January 9, 2023

Jared performed a new minute with impressions and observational humor. Set content partially censored in transcript but included references to Gallagher and spitting.

  • Toilet pen observational humor about hobbies and time passing
Kill Tony #567 Bucket Pull · July 11, 2022

Jared discusses a threesome where he stared at the other woman too much, and a sexual encounter with a woman in a wheelchair. He claims he was kicked out of the situation and references not liking click and drive (wheelchairs).

  • Stared at other woman too much during threesome and got kicked out.
  • Had sexual encounter with woman in wheelchair, doesn't like click and drive.
Kill Tony #566 Bucket Pull · July 4, 2022

Golden ticket winner from Toronto with absurdist dark humor about his creation from a 152-year-old man and drugs, rapid delivery and strong comedic timing.

  • Result of 152-year-old man and 25-year-old on prescription drugs.
  • His existence as survivor proves drugs and age gaps produce comedy.
Kill Tony #554 Bucket Pull · March 21, 2022

Jared performs golden ticket winner minute about asking a stutter person for directions, references Moses having a stutter and wandering the desert for 40 years due to bad directions.

  • Moses had stutter, took 40 years to give directions in desert
Kill Tony #553 Bucket Pull · March 16, 2022

Jared does a 50-second joke about not being able to drive or describe a car. He keeps his set very brief and abstract.

  • People ask if he can describe a car, responds 'no.'
Kill Tony #552 Bucket Pull · March 15, 2022

Dark cannibalism joke about cooking human body parts and pairing with chianti. Known for globally delayed speech pattern; Canadian with golden ticket status.

  • Cannibalism joke: BBQ human body parts, smoke joint, pair with chianti
Kill Tony #551 Bucket Pull · March 28, 2022

Canadian comedian with thick accent makes jokes about Austin scooters, tipping over them, women's names, and a punchline comparing Justin Trudeau to being ridden.

  • Austin has too many scooters, keeps tipping on them
  • Women named Brian, will rename to Justin Trudeau because always on his ass
Kill Tony #550 Bucket Pull · March 14, 2022

Jared performs surreal comedy about Costco being an escape room, being found naked covered in milk spelling 'help' with alphabet cereal.

  • Costco is an escape room, found naked with milk spelling help
Kill Tony #549 Bucket Pull · March 7, 2022

Jared discusses Ukraine war, inability to shoot guns but offering to be human shield for Zelenskyy, avoiding CNN and watching Fox News instead, and critical views of mainstream media.

  • Can't shoot guns but will be human shield for Zelenskyy
  • Critical of CNN mainstream media coverage
Kill Tony #548 Bucket Pull · February 28, 2022

Jared performs about Taylor Swift looking like Pebbles Flintstone, party drugs, crime preferences, and new game show idea. Rapid-fire joke format with cultural references.

  • Taylor Swift looks like Pebbles Flintstone from party
  • Only do disorganized crime not legal drugs
Kill Tony #546 Bucket Pull · February 14, 2022

Canadian-themed comedy about construction noise, road hazards, maple syrup, and book recommendation mishap (To Kill a Mockingbird confusion, same joke as Mikey Biggs).

  • Canadian road construction noise and maple syrup hazards.
  • Road hazard: apple juice-colored substance that tastes like suppression.
  • Book recommendation confusion: To Kill a Bird that's been Mocking You
Kill Tony #537 Bucket Pull · December 13, 2021

Canadian observational comedy about Austin being clean, homeless man eating dog poop, offering him five dollars, and dark humor about city conditions.

  • Saw dog poop on sidewalk, homeless man ate it, gave him five dollars
Kill Tony #536 Bucket Pull · December 6, 2021

Jared performs about childhood stuttering, whipping pants until age 14, father's drug addiction, and Instagram disability filters. Material involves wordplay and personal anecdotes.

  • Stuttering history with cartoons as role models, whipping pants through childhood.
  • Father as drug addict nurturer; wanted to become prescription opioids.
  • Instagram has down syndrome filter explaining able-bodied people wanting disability.
Kill Tony #535 Bucket Pull · November 29, 2021 · golden ticket

Jared delivered jokes about people with special needs deserving free hookers and made self-aware observations comparing himself to a famous trainer, stuttering through much of the set.

  • People with special needs should get free hookers like trainers do
  • Compares himself to a famous trainer; shares diagnosis poetically