Kill Tony #593 — Andrew Santino, Ian Edwards, Kim Congdon, Sara Weinshenk

Set: Hans joked about being Asian, eating bad food, Andrew Tate's jail status, and Elon Musk buying Romania. He discussed eating live squid and recent sexual makeout sessions.

Interview: Hans discussed recent makeout sessions, falling out of a hammock with his ex, and subsequent sex. Panel members complimented his new pants and sexual activity.

Set: Justin made jokes about his girlfriend's anatomy, being mistaken for a Nickelodeon character, Texas laws vs Massachusetts, and breaking into houses. Set was poorly received overall.

Interview: Justin revealed he's from Worcester, been doing stand-up for two months, bartending for a year. He discussed a trip to Austin with friends, swimming holes, and minimal romantic success.

Set: Hunter made jokes about a crypto scam project, Logan Paul's dumbness, his suicide forest visit, and an intimate bleaching cream business. Extremely dark and poorly delivered.

Interview: Hunter revealed he works in grocery vitamins and Instacart, from Northern California, bisexual, interested in FTM individuals. Panel discovered he manufactures intimate bleaching cream and has tested it on himself.

Set: Jared performed a new minute with impressions and observational humor. Set content partially censored in transcript but included references to Gallagher and spitting.

Interview: Jared discussed attending a private movie screening called 'Black Quarry,' charging $25 for Cameos where he roasts people, and recently taking up archery as a hobby.

Set: Marcus joked about not storming the Capitol, looking like he sells Vape to Taliban, Kirkland Kush at Costco, and buying weed at Costco vs Sam's Club. Strong political comedy.

Interview: Marcus is a door worker at the venue, in pain from the job (back, knees, head), drives a 200K-mile minivan with no AC. Tony gave him the job after he was unemployed.

Set: Joey made jokes about gay sex with a lesbian using strap-on, trying to convert her, and being on the clock. Heavy sexual humor with questionable truth value.

Interview: Joey just moved to Austin five days ago from Chicago, works as visual/psychedelic artist and Uber driver, 26 years old. He recently started doing stand-up again after hiatus since 2015.

Set: David performed strong material about wishing to be white to use slurs, racism by accident due to grandfather's limited race knowledge, hating women with big feet, and sharing shoes with women.

Interview: David discussed riding horses with dildos on saddles, his daughter Luna, wearing a denim Vans jacket. Panel members extensively roasted him with Kim and Tim delivering sharp jokes.

Set: Hank's first-time set included dark jokes about oral sex with elderly women, trans kids and school shootings, and gender reassignment with dementia. Edgy shock humor.

Interview: Hank works security at the venue, started comedy a few months ago doing open mics around town. He was eating wings when pulled from bucket, trained in Mariachi music, has pet parrots.

Set: Amanda joked about European toilets in her new four-bathroom house, her husband not listening when she mentioned it, and then using a sex toy that made her ask if it was European.

Interview: Amanda owns a wellness brand called 60 Days Away selling products with curse words on journals/cards. Married 10 years, started company after leaving food stamps, products sold on Amazon.

Set: William joked about pyramid schemes, Whitney Houston movie quality, Southwest Airlines Spirit Airlines name change, catching touchdowns, choking girlfriend, and Chris Beard basketball coach controversy.

Interview: William recently started cutting hair (learning from girlfriend), cut finger during fade haircut. Discussed physical transformation from 260 lbs to current fit state, eating Starburst candies at black barbershop.