Kill Tony #592 — Joe Rogan, Jessie Johnson

Set: Story about being date-raped and having low drug tolerance, attempting to complete the experience himself. Crude, absurdist narrative-driven comedy.

Interview: Discussed being roofied, work on oil rigs, trauma from no showers for 13 days, and various crude personal anecdotes. Claimed he never gets sick and drinks from a water hose.

Set: Passionate rant about breakfast tacos in Austin, gentrified food, conspiracy-themed restaurants. Nine years of standup mostly in restaurant venues.

Interview: 9 years in standup, performs at Mexican restaurants, sells beef jerky at flea markets and farmers markets. Tony and Jessie critiqued his jokes and delivery.

Set: About his 17-year-old dog compared to Joe Biden, cognitive decline, Russians thinking they could invade Ukraine. One year of standup experience.

Interview: Recently moved to Austin from Wisconsin, works at 'factory of factories.' About 13 times performing in a year. Named after birch tree in German.

Set: Being sober and its unacceptability in comedy world. Surgeon on mushrooms jokes. Being in 'the program' (AA). Explores simulation theory from drug use.

Interview: 12 years standup, recently sober (day 71), Uber Eats driver in 2015 VW Golf. Discussed AA meetings, fear inventory, and insecurity about not getting booked shows.

Set: Liberal stereotypes (pulling down masks), Megan the Stallion horse jokes, making ugly kids with attractive women, shallow dating humor.

Interview: Had threesome with girl and another guy while on road. Detailed explicit description of sexual encounter, girl had butt plug, used condoms, mentioned girl is autistic.

Set: Jeans too tight, fake engagement announcement, paying for massage for human touch, extremely single, cat named Bristo. Four years standup.

Interview: 4 years standup in San Antonio, works from home for education company, single for 5 years, had brief relationship with 30-year-old in October who was good in bed but too young.

Set: Autistic 2-year-old niece joke about putting her down, homeless under bridge joke, asking homeless for change. Crude, offensive material. Returning performer.

Interview: 8 years standup, from Fresno CA, been in Austin 1 year. Works in window washing, starting sales job at logistics company. Used to work for coroner's office picking up dead bodies.

Set: Gay sex absurdism (pocket pussy in ass), post-abortion cunnilingus timing jokes, 'abortion pussy sounds like seashell with babies crying.' Extremely explicit, crude humor.

Interview: Discussed Cedar fever, sobriety, being roasted by Tony on clothing, and New Year's Eve mishap. Veteran regular with consistent brutal delivery.

Set: New Year's resolution to pierce nipples for modesty (put curtain on rod). Smokes weed, beaded curtain when high. Depression, suicide ideation, shares last wishes cards with audience.

Interview: 3-4 years standup in Austin after 8 years in city, formerly from Southern California and New York. Starting new AI job for quick service restaurants.

Set: Turning 36 (grossest thing), wants kids but can't afford ramp in NYC apartment, adoption as cheat code, wants Chinese kids from suicide net vs Mexican border kids.

Interview: 3 years standup (next week), mostly in New York now after moving in August 2020 for job loss during COVID. Works for mental health foundation, does crisis counseling, plays poker since high school.

Set: Jeremy Renner snowplow accident, not getting Gary Glitter biopic role, executed murderer's last meal (cholesterol jokes), Barbara Walters and Pope Benedict greeting him in hell.

Interview: Longest regular on show, just returned from Memphis for Christmas, refused to shave beard/cut hair at parents' house (35 years old), likes Ghost of Tsushima game.