Tim Warner
Tim Warner has performed on Kill Tony 8 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
14-year veteran discusses Trump-Biden coexistence awkwardness like failed relationship with overlapping lease. Makes jokes about women going celibate to protest and bad drivers.
- Trump elected but Biden in White House like failed relationship on lease
- Women going celibate to protest Trump makes them worse drivers
Returning regular with material about breakups, Special Olympics jokes, cancel culture, and darker observational humor; demonstrated significant improvement and sobriety.
- Breakups are competition to sleep with someone first, women always win
- Special Olympics contestant showing up late twice called 'retardy'
- Pot and kettle saying bad things when kettle leaves the room
Tim discusses his six-month sobriety, Irish goodbye vs Polish goodbye distinction, and societal discomfort with people maintaining sobriety long-term. Material reflects his recovery journey.
- Polish goodbye: tell everyone to fuck off then stay; opposite of Irish
- People ask 'still gay' to someone six months out; shouldn't do that
Being sober and its unacceptability in comedy world. Surgeon on mushrooms jokes. Being in 'the program' (AA). Explores simulation theory from drug use.
- Sober is unacceptable lifestyle, especially in comedy where we celebrate being fucked up
- Doctor on mushrooms: kidneys are neither a kid nor a knee
Tim discusses mental health struggles, his father's death and not getting along, comparing himself unfavorably to 600 lb life, sports fan disappointment, and dark jokes about death anxiety.
- Mental health worse than 600 lb life subject
- Father died, wasn't in will, no inheritance
- Yelp review idea for death anxiety relief
Set about 2020 as war on hope, voting like choosing glory hole (left/right/independent), Biden presidency disappointment, Trump as deserved president because 'we suck,' history written by winners now write memes.
- Voting is choosing between glory hole options (left/right/independent); no matter which gets bitten.
- Trump wasn't best president but was deserved one; we collectively suck so he reflects that.
Tim delivered an ambitious political/philosophical set about healthcare as profit industry, side effects terminology, fake news, and reverse racism. He had strong material but veered into edgy conspiracy territory.
- Healthcare industry needs sick people to profit, call side effects cause-and-effect
- Fake news acceptance was cute, reverse racism means acceptance
Dark comedy about tornado chasers, heroin addiction, and the contradiction of dying 'doing what you love' applying equally to addicts as extreme sports enthusiasts.
- Tornado chasers die doing what they love; why not apply same logic to heroin addicts?
- Heroin addicts look for veins, end up mainlining in taint to hide it from loved ones