Kill Tony #609 — Ian Fidance, Joy Hinchcliffe
Guests: Ian Fidance · Joy Hinchcliffe
Lineup
Set: Hans jokes about road rage, a controversial doorbell shooting incident, tax filing methods, and cocaine use during camping. The set is disjointed with unclear connections between topics.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss Hans' recent cocaine use, his girlfriend's attractiveness and fidelity concerns, and his general exhaustion. Hans claims sobriety while witnesses suggest otherwise.
- White guy shot Black kid ringing doorbell; kid rang it like a gangster
- Did taxes by hand, mailed like ballot, convinced IRS he's a sex therapist
- Tony accuses Hans of recent cocaine use based on witness account
Set: Michael discusses his first movie role in 'Crazy Poor Asians,' compares himself to Wayne's World as 'Wang's World,' and makes offensive jokes about selling Mac Miller drugs laced with fentanyl.
Interview: Michael talks about his journey from jail in Newport News, Virginia to comedic success, including his experience as the only Asian person in jail and trading letters for ramen. He now works as a Kill Tony PA.
- Crazy Poor Asians: Filipino family arguing at funeral for two hours
- Wang's World: Asian Wayne's World with long-haired Japanese Garth character
- Accidentally sold Mac Miller fentanyl-laced coke meant for Hunter Biden
- Michael reveals he was only Asian in Newport News jail, traded letters for ramen
- Tony mentions Michael now works as Kill Tony PA helping with show
Set: Chad discusses watching Cocaine Bear, the irony of white people talking in horror movies, and makes jokes about Rihanna and ASAP Rocky's baby. The set is awkwardly paced and unfocused.
Interview: Chad reveals he was born with one testicle, has been doing stand-up for two years, and works as a bartender. The panel riffs extensively on his medical condition.
- Cocaine Bear: horror movie where white people wouldn't stop talking
- ASAP Rocky and Rihanna baby will look special with special daddy
- Joy Hinchcliffe calls out Chad's weak set, asks where kitten sound is
- Panel roasts Chad about being born with one testicle
Set: David jokes about women's lack of accountability in relationships, cheating excuses, and zodiac sign dating discrimination. Heavy roasting of Tony follows about appearance and fashion choices.
Interview: David discusses sold-out shows in Phoenix and Florida tours with William Montgomery. Extensive banter with panel about Hot Yoga, fashion, age differences, and fertility jokes.
- Women cheat then blame man for working; man works to pay for muffins
- Women blame zodiac signs for behavior instead of taking accountability
- Intense roast exchange between David and Tony about appearance and clothing
- Panel discusses David's road success and William Montgomery's synthesizer skills
Set: Tim discusses his six-month sobriety, Irish goodbye vs Polish goodbye distinction, and societal discomfort with people maintaining sobriety long-term. Material reflects his recovery journey.
Interview: Tim talks about his transformation through sobriety, improved appearance, reading books, spiritual growth, and making amends. Ian vouches for knowing him in New York when he was unbearable.
- Polish goodbye: tell everyone to fuck off then stay; opposite of Irish
- People ask 'still gay' to someone six months out; shouldn't do that
- Ian recognizes Tim from New York days, vouches he was insufferable
- Tony offers Tim appearance on secret show Thursday at Vulcan
Set: Nicole performs about finding an armadillo on highway, funny taco truck names, Motel Six jokes, and her cousin Bing Bing's dating mishaps and pet chicken problems with amusing wordplay.
Interview: Nicole discusses recent move from Bay Area to North Hollywood (Koreatown), selling Bing Bing merchandise, and performs original song for Tony. Extensive banter about her accent and comedy style.
- Highway 183 discovery: thought Gucci handbag, turned out dead armadillo
- Cousin Bing Bing's chicken escaped to park, developed 'quack problem'
- Cousin should be charged with mister-meaner: without man, she gets meaner
- Nicole performs original song 'I'm a yellow girl in Texas' with band
- Golden ticket winner brings merchandise to sell in lobby
Set: Bobby performs about being Indian with special inability to swim, pursuing MDMA instead of MA degree, theory that pigment affects buoyancy, and references to Australian TV show Bondi Rescue where Indians drown.
Interview: Bobby discusses his four-year comedy career, Australian background, jiu-jitsu training at Gordon Ryan's team, tourism visa restrictions, and car rental mishap with Arabic driver. Extensive roasting about race and physical appearance.
- Indians have special ability: can't swim; pigment affects buoyancy theory
- Bondi Rescue show: people drowning are always Indians from his home
- West Hollywood bear appears at 1:17 of set, cut short by timer
- Tony jokes about 'Sandhu' last name and sand-colored appearance
Set: Air Jordan jokes about being left-handed redheaded stepchild, born-again Christian upbringing at Uncle Bob's church, sharing birthday with Ian Fidance, and references to TV shows watched in childhood kitchen.
Interview: Air Jordan discusses her work at animal clinic, pet pit bulls, sharing birthday with Ian, and reveals her husband's suicide in January 2020 by gun one week before Kobe Bryant's death. Extended dark comedy routine about the tragedy.
- Pastor Uncle Bob always ends prayers saying 'praise Al Bondi' for laughs
- Raised watching Simpsons and NBA in kitchen on TV on table
- Air Jordan discloses husband's suicide in January 2020 using hollow point
- Makes dark jokes about husband's death and Kobe Bryant tragedy collision
- Reveals she's on highest dosage Effexor antidepressants and smoking weed
Set: Cameron performs about meeting new neighbors in Austin, asking about their baby's gender, discovering neighbors haven't decided, offering to determine it himself, and jokes about name Arrow and Native Americans.
Interview: Cameron discusses moving to Austin in December from Florida, working as golf cart attendant at resort, encountering homelessness, and his brief comedy career of about one year.
- Neighbor hasn't decided baby's gender; Cameron offers to figure it out
- Baby named Arrow; hope Native Americans don't make it Washington team name
- Crowd member yells at Cameron during interview, Joy defends him
- Joy Hinchcliffe compliments Cameron's appearance and sexuality
Set: William performs extended synthesizer set with political commentary about Biden, SpaceX explosion, his past drinking, Forensic Files Australian confusion, and women in sports. Set showcases musical and comedic range.
Interview: William discusses his road success in Phoenix and Nashville, extensive synthesizer use in his sets, cryptic ciphers he's allegedly sending to Moon Tower offices, and lost Mousetrap board game piece.
- Watched Forensic Files halfway through, realized entire episode was Australian
- Rapid unscheduled disassembly: SpaceX rocket term; also applies to drunk driving crash
- William performs extended synthesizer set, performs 20 minutes of 30-minute sets
- William claims to send cryptic ciphers to Moon Tower offices about podcast exclusion
- William and Joy reject his romantic advances, stealing his Mousetrap piece