Kill Tony #610 — Pauly Shore, Erik Griffin
Guests: Pauly Shore · Erik Griffin
Lineup
Set: Fast-paced topical humor about Asian Heritage Month, the economy, transphobia vs homophobia, Trump, and Michael Jordan comparisons. Tight delivery with strong closer about Jewish stereotypes.
Interview: Tony teases Hans about filler phrases and jokes about economy. Hans mentions sold-out San Diego shows and discusses girlfriend relationship troubles during the trip.
- Millennials calling Trump sex offender when that wasn't his main thing
- Kung fu movie reference for Asian Heritage Month meaning
- Jews aren't sexually powerful, normally get fucked at the bank
- Hans corrects himself about 'rice Hashanah' joke landing
- Tony praises Hans for confident delivery and backbone
Set: Self-care routine disrupted by playing Call of Duty with kids, then shifts to old material about bumper stickers on cars with religious messages. Mix of new and recycled jokes.
Interview: First time on stage in 18 years after 1.5 year comedy run in Chicago. Works in accounting consulting. Married last year via Hinge dating app. Tony jokes about dating apps and presses him on bedroom details.
- Kids call you names in Call of Duty, better than Jared Subway guy
- Balloon invented after condom, dude proved point to white women
- Religious bumper stickers on shitty cars, smile God loves you
- Tony perfectly guesses Mike is an accountant from energy
- Tony jokes about Mike using dating apps but won't admit it
Set: Whole Foods seafood department job, condom-balloon invention joke, cocaine cut with flour for gluten-free white women. Shorter set with some audience response.
Interview: Chicago visitor, works in Whole Foods seafood department for 4 years. Has a 4-year-old son from 7-year relationship. Discusses co-parenting and son's dinosaur joke.
- Lady asks for raw shrimp, responds about using condom
- Balloon invented after condom, happy birthday present
- Coke dealer cuts it with flour to prove no gluten allergies
- Brando's son tells dinosaur joke about Triceratops
- Brando attempts to juggle joke books on stage
- Brando mentions saving someone's life during EMT training
Set: Experimental set about transcendental astronaut, mushroom trips, Mars, and struggling with M sounds. Heavily dependent on audience participation and wordplay around speech impediment.
Interview: Golden ticket winner back from Toronto. Selling tickets thanks to Kill Tony. Does 25-30 minute sets now. Discusses helping homeless people, rollerblading with helmet, canoeing, and new music.
- Transcendental astronaut mushroom references and Mars wordplay
- Samuel L Jackson impression with M sound struggles
- Golden ticket winner returns to the show
- Jared raps new song about chocolate express
- Tony invites Jared to secret shows at Vulcan and Sunset
Set: Story about meeting girl named Strawberry at strip club, Eeyore's birthday party hippie festival, MDMA panic attack and dancing to mythology references. Edgy racial commentary throughout.
Interview: Fourth appearance on show. College and career counselor at high school. Discusses Eeyore's birthday party, Strawberry the stripper, pool table eight-ball trick, and MDMA experience at party.
- Met stripper Strawberry at strip club, played Spades
- White people MDMA effects, sweating, mythology dancing confusion
- Girl shoots eight ball out of vagina on pool table
- Charles tells explicit story about stripper's pool trick
- Tony worries about Charles's job at high school
- Charles mentions newly booked shows and merchandise site
Set: Only Fans girl with expensive car note but drives 97 Honda Civic. Joke about paying rent through comedy but living in car. Confident delivery with payoff structure.
Interview: Over a year of stand-up. Started Chicago, moved Denver, now Houston. DoorDash driver, wife works at H&M as visual manager. Married 2 years. Discusses bedroom intimacy and circumcision at 21.
- Only Fans girl pays car note but drives 97 Honda Civic
- Pays rent through comedy while living in 97 Honda Civic
- Paulie Shore teaches Mike about eating pussy with professor energy
- Mike reveals circumcision at age 21 with painful recovery
- Paulie claims he taught Leonardo DiCaprio how to eat pussy
Set: Edgy material about gay/trans men, birth via C-section, first interaction eating pussy, sexuality, and grizzly bear survival scenarios. Controversial rapid-fire jokes with strong crowd response.
Interview: Regular/monster performer. Discusses YouTube fishing show, upcoming tour dates in Houston, Boston, Philadelphia. Tony and guests playfully roast his appearance and fashion.
- Gay/trans men born C-section so first interaction eating pussy
- Don't think gay men real, drop in wilderness would fight grizzly
- Paulie Shore goes out of seat during roast
- David announces Sony Hall New York show July 14
- David maintains confident aggressive comedic persona throughout
Set: Jeffrey Dahmer should have become politician before killing/eating people. Ex-boyfriend dating former lesbian. Self-identification as gay man in straight woman's body. Final joke about anal.
Interview: Second appearance on show. Quit Texas Roadhouse, now cocktail waitress at Little Woodrow's. Lives in neighborhood area. Discusses stalker customer, cooking, making homemade ice cream, foot cracking fetish.
- Dahmer should have become politician before killing/eating people
- Ex-boyfriend dating former lesbian, she can use pussy now
- Gay man in straight woman's body, just do anal be myself
- Paulie Shore pushes Regina about toe-cracking fetish
- Regina mentions stalker customer from previous job
- Regina admits doing anal, father watches the show
Set: Montana truck ownership vs California, custom license plate ideas including registered sex offender and dad rapist. Recent breakup where girlfriend said they're not breaking up. On four different antibiotics.
Interview: Year and a half of stand-up in Montana. Population 40,000. Appears tired/sunburned. Wrestled in high school causing cauliflower ear, has cold sore on lip. Works as firefighter.
- Montana use trucks unlike California, custom plates dad rapist
- Broke up with girlfriend, she said no we're not breaking up
- On four different antibiotics, jokes are weak
- Montana has massive cold sore on lip, causes mic switch
- Paulie doesn't recognize cold sore, thinks it's cleft lip
- Montana mentions giving speeches at high schools despite appearance
Set: Homeschooled bullying by mom, weird prom with sister proposal, sister turned him down saying brother hotter. Discusses childhood isolation and awkwardness with tight pants callback.
Interview: Four years of stand-up from San Antonio. Previously from Boston, lived in Northeast. Sells pills for money, $150k/year income. Hides pills in prison pocket. Discusses stripper dating and stabbing incident.
- Homeschooled bullying by mom, weird prom proposal to sister
- Sister turned down prom proposal saying brother was hotter
- Davey casually admits selling pills, $150k/year income
- Davey details being stabbed by Latina girlfriend while passed out
- Paulie examines supposed stab wound on Davey's arm
- Davey admits stabbing was with butter knife, not serious
Set: Vermont school using 'person who produces sperm' instead of boy, You've Got Mail sequel with trans man, Epstein calendar with CIA director and Noam Chomsky, Apex Twin reference. Ends with song about new dog Gator.
Interview: Record holder for most appearances on Kill Tony. Got new Chihuahua Gator, having hard time recently. Wrote celebratory song about dog. Has 8 puppies in bathtub planning to sell them. Sings multiple songs.
- Vermont school says person who produces sperm instead of boy
- You've Got Mail sequel with trans man becomes You've Got Male
- Epstein calendar has CIA director, Noam Chomsky, and Apex Twin
- William performs celebratory song about new dog Gator
- Eric Griffin praises William's growth and development
- William reveals 8 puppies in bathtub, plans to sell them
- William sings second song about puppies in bathtub