Michael Ridley
Michael Ridley has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Ridley discussed having a severely autistic brother, the irony of his brother performing well during evaluations vs real-world inability to maintain employment, and suicide references.
- Severely autistic brother excels at mental evaluation tests, fails at life
Discusses recently starting gym routine with ADHD, encountering ego issues. Features ego demon urging him toward fitness transformation with Beethoven backing.
- ADHD gym routine ego demon Beethoven 'moon will encapsulate sun'
Michael jokes about needing three liberal scalps to perform, has a white wife and gets mistaken for trans couple by Trump supporters, describes his mustache as 'Mexican middle schooler' style.
- Need three liberal scalps to get tickets: trans, BLM, Barnes & Noble worker.
- Mustache looks like three months on testosterone; too poor to identify as.
Michael discusses his first movie role in 'Crazy Poor Asians,' compares himself to Wayne's World as 'Wang's World,' and makes offensive jokes about selling Mac Miller drugs laced with fentanyl.
- Crazy Poor Asians: Filipino family arguing at funeral for two hours
- Wang's World: Asian Wayne's World with long-haired Japanese Garth character
- Accidentally sold Mac Miller fentanyl-laced coke meant for Hunter Biden
Third appearance; strong growth. Jokes about haircut resembling Mongolian Warlord, parents Theo Von and Bobby Lee, uncircumcised fraternity (Alpha Sigma Smegma), intactivist rallies.
- Hair like Mongolian Warlord after Mexican haircut in Pflugerville.
- Joined fraternity for uncircumcised men (Alpha Sigma Smegma); intactivist rallies.
Michael performs edgy material about autistic women from 'Love on the Spectrum', making crude sexual comments, then pivots to a character impression bit about a 29-year-old named Michael who likes Legos and is scared of Black people.
- Autistic girls from Love on Spectrum are hot and desirable
- Brother is autistic so he's two clicks away from qualifying
Half-Filipino, half-white identity material ('fortune cracker'), CDC vaccination joke, fake vaccine card punchlines, Virginia background. High-energy delivery.
- Half-Filipino/half-white: fortune cracker with dual voice impressions
- Coughed in unvaccinated Tennessee rednecks' mouths at fake CDC work
- Fake vaccine cards from Office Depot and library cardstock