Kill Tony #696 — Sketch, Dave Landau

Set: College student discusses being asexual, broke finances, and googling how to make gas at home. Heavy focus on money struggles and self-deprecating jokes about her situation.

Interview: Graduated from UT with film degree, received full scholarship, discussed high school activism and her Toyota car. Panel asked about her dad's diabetes and the man living in his backyard.

Set: Discusses getting kicked out of Hair Club for Men after shaving head, joining other clubs, and getting make a wish due to cancer appearance. References last week's episode and mentions not having hair jokes land.

Interview: Tony reveals Matt was on last week with a terrible haircut, discussing the odds of being pulled twice in a row. Matt explains he got pulled over with invalid license and paid car tow fees.

Set: First-timer from Vegas discusses mixed race identity with high blood pressure and trauma. Makes jokes about homeless people, police, and interracial dating with shock value.

Interview: One year of standup, moved to Austin 4 weeks ago, lives in his car at gym, does DoorDash. Father murdered someone in meth-fueled incident when Danny was 3, has been in prison since.

Set: Year and a half standup from Oregon, moved to Austin in September. Jokes about Star Wars-themed apartment, dehumidifiers, black neighbor, and sexual reparations with a bee interruption.

Interview: Works at Boot Barn, moved from middle of nowhere Oregon, saved $5,000 before relocating. Never been with black women before, former motorcycle crash injured neighbor.

Set: Discusses recently starting gym routine with ADHD, encountering ego issues. Features ego demon urging him toward fitness transformation with Beethoven backing.

Interview: Has hyperhydrosis, been sick for 2-3 days but came anyway. Reveals he's been sober 2 years but recently relapsed into drinking. Discusses body hair on chest and gym progress.

Set: International superstar discusses being childhood bully, school suspension. Father called during principal's meeting, dismisses bullying of 'midgets' and hangs up. Core joke about lack of parental discipline.

Interview: Did show earlier that day, gave Sketch his jacket as gift, Sketch's friend brought it back next morning. Discusses relationship with D Madness and historical beefing with blind people.

Set: 14-year veteran discusses Trump-Biden coexistence awkwardness like failed relationship with overlapping lease. Makes jokes about women going celibate to protest and bad drivers.

Interview: Been sober 2 years 1 month, dealing with shame and difficult 4 months. Bombed at Austin's Funniest Comic competition, felt depressed and isolated. Offered spot on Thursday secret show.

Set: 11-year New York standup, recently moved to Austin. Grew up Jehovah's Witness, discusses dating struggles and UTI disclosure. Last joke about girl offering sex despite infection.

Interview: Works at NADC Burger, produces three shows per week, writes short stories on phone. Had two girlfriends, last one 2-3 years ago was from New Jersey and carried gun.

Set: From Miami, tried Baltimore, has Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome affecting connective tissue. Discusses ex-girlfriend stripper/escort rebranding as 'service provider' with harsh response.

Interview: 30 years old with EDS, uses cane from hip reconstruction surgery that failed. Started standup 3 years ago in Miami, recently moved to Austin. Went on date that ended badly after mentioning family history.

Set: Mixed race (white mom, black dad), discusses high blood pressure and prostate. Best part is large penis and high credit score. Father's advice about getting fat white women to buy things.

Interview: From DC, lives San Antonio since 2010, picture on laugh out loud wall. 14 years standup starting November, has three children with three different mothers.

Set: Almost a year standup, Canadian from Sarnia, Ontario. Does door-to-door HVAC sales, lived in van in Australia planting trees for 10-25 cents per tree.

Interview: Previously from Ontario Canada, lived in van Australia planting trees, now does HVAC sales in Austin. Hates Trudeau, came from all-white area with no diversity.

Set: Discusses being hit by ex, dated pimp for four years. Italian family wouldn't accept black boyfriend but criminal was acceptable. Jokes about wasting 20s on untalented abuser.

Interview: Was on show before, lives in New York now, has been touring. Moved to Austin 2018-2020 to escape prior situation, started comedy to have freedom. Now dating psychiatrist for 8 months who actually listens.