Aya Amayere
Aya Amayere has performed on Kill Tony 8 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Original minute about schizophrenic friend from high school who could read QR codes, paid her $5-$10 to say N-word. Friend did mushrooms, became schizophrenic. Jokes about sharing and Black people not sharing N-word.
- High school friend could read QR codes, would say N-word for $5-$10.
- Friend became schizophrenic after mushrooms, maybe Black addiction to N-word.
Aya discusses her cousin thinking gay people waste sperm, jokes about gay people wasting sperm, skepticism about lesbians, recycling feeling like trash decisions, and lesbians needing pocket dildos.
- Cousin said gay people waste sperm; she initially thought he meant they waste lots.
- Gay people waste so much sperm; it's what they mainly do with it.
- Skeptical of lesbians; if really lesbian, would have pocket dildo not toy.
Aya discusses selling edibles, lucid dreaming instead of vacationing, and dating standards. She jokes about a guy buying her plan B as a sign of being a good provider.
- Forgot she was selling drugs and ran a nonprofit instead
- Guy buying plan B as sign he'd be amazing provider
Golden ticket winner performing material about distrust of religions, Jehovah Witnesses compared to registered sex offenders, and commentary on sex offender policies.
- Some Jehovah Witnesses are registered sex offenders too nervous to confess.
- Distance makes heart grow fonder, but keeps sex offenders away from schools.
Aya discusses her Muslim mother getting virgin mojitos, asks bartender to leave alcohol in. Jokes about cousin born with two vaginas (locked up like yogurt). References being female and vulnerable.
- Mom orders virgin mojitos, secretly asks bartender to add alcohol
- Cousin born with locked vagina like yogurt, had to be cut open
College student discusses being asexual, broke finances, and googling how to make gas at home. Heavy focus on money struggles and self-deprecating jokes about her situation.
- I'm asexual so I'll sleep with any professor for a grade except women
- I'm broke, Googled how to make gas, Step One is control Afghanistan
Jokes about hand jobs and protein shakes, watches incest porn for romantic reasons. Dating red flags metaphor: dyslexia as 'knowing German,' anger issues as 'drywall protection.'
- Bad at hand jobs because protein shakes clumpy, watches incest porn romantically
- Misses red flags: dyslexia as 'German knowledge,' anger as 'drywall protection'
Extremely sharp set by young performer covering homeless people's drug spending economics, racist people's investment portfolios/OCD, and parenting approaches comparing peas-and-carrots separation to racial integration. Stolen joke acknowledgment.
- Homeless guy spends $300/day on drugs; has better work ethic than MBA graduate.
- Racist people have OCD; don't like peas and carrots touching like black and white people.
- Parenting comparison: white parents use timeouts and therapy while others use physical discipline.