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Kill Tony #698 — Sam Tallent, Ari Shaffir

📅 December 16, 2024 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 12 comedians ⭐ 3 regulars

Guests: Sam Tallent · Ari Shaffir

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Lineup

1

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: Jokes about Pfizer, COVID vaccines, and personal isolation during Me Too movement. Self-deprecating material about not interacting with women.

Interview: Discussed six-year anniversary as a regular, upcoming road trip to Memphis, eating habits, and Call of Duty progress. Banter about attractive woman in front row.

Bits:
  • Pfizer releases new COVID scene with YouTube album in syringe
  • Being locked up at Riker's Island on 9/11 compared to Me Too survival
  • Only talked to four girls including mom, didn't survive Me Too
Moments:
  • Extended crowd work with attractive woman in front row about her appearance
  • Story about homeless person stealing backpack with jokes at The Squire Lounge
2

Erica Kuharski

Set: Self-deprecating jokes about forehead, German-Polish heritage, marriage, and archaeology background. Brief set with improv influences.

Interview: Revealed 10 years in comedy (7 stand-up), living in Airbnb, newly married, edits feet content with husband for niche community.

Bits:
  • Large forehead comparison to Peyton Manning and personal yardage
  • German and Polish heritage invasion reference as white guilt
  • Archaeology degree allows digging up the past and telling about it
Moments:
  • Sock removal bit revealing large feet size 10 for foot fetish content
  • Revealed she and husband create feet content videos, 'Wreck and Becca'
3

Lehman Merle Huber

Set: Jokes about stroke survivor experience, erectile dysfunction, prostate health, and ex-wife. Comedy derived from medical aftermath and relationship failure.

Interview: Had stroke on birthday this year, now mostly immobilized, survived homelessness and financial ruin post-divorce, reconnected with son, uses Kill Tony as therapy.

Bits:
  • Immature ejaculation diagnosis and prescription from doctor to wife
  • Can do everything single-handedly since stroke, GI Joe Kung Fu Grip
Moments:
  • Profound moment revealing Kill Tony prevented him from suicide post-stroke
  • Story about wealthy mentally ill Dallas punk scene figure and stolen RV
4

Wes Barker

Set: Professional magician's perspective on why he hates performing for children versus adults. Brief structured set about magic and audience dynamics.

Interview: Moved to Austin six months ago, commutes to Toronto where wife lives, signed up 35 times before getting selected. Performed real magic trick with purse, money, and vibrator.

Bits:
  • Kids always guess red ball trick is in other hand, unlike gullible adults
Moments:
  • Live magic trick locating Ari's signed $100 bill inside a lemon
  • Tony criticizes full Canadian tuxedo denim outfit, compares to Jay Leno
5

JP Hinsdale

Set: Dark humor about gun control, Texas laws, abortion, disability, and bisexuality. Edgy material touching on medical bills and societal attitudes.

Interview: Came out as openly bisexual this year, has men approach with girlfriends for sexual acts, lives on inheritance (45k), eats Thai food regularly, weighs 437 lbs.

Bits:
  • Guns are permanent solution to temporary medical bill problems
  • Governor wants open carry of assault rifle and sword to Renaissance Fair
  • Guy in wheelchair doesn't believe in accidents, unlike mother
Moments:
  • Scale reading reveals 437 lbs, 70 lbs heavier than his own estimate
  • Michael Gonzalez offers to be his workout buddy at On It gym
6

Kam Patterson

Regular

Set: Storytelling about Black History Museum visit in DC, white woman at immigration exhibit, cafeteria serving fried chicken and collard greens. Reflexive observations on race and culture.

Interview: Recently visited DC for mother's birthday with family, took six-year-old cousin who wasn't interested, observed white attendees, has YouTube vlogs.

Bits:
  • Thick white woman crying at immigration exhibit, whistled at her to cheer up
  • Museum cafeteria only sold fried chicken and collard greens stereotypically
Moments:
  • D Madness and John De confused about hat ownership, race-based banter
  • Six-year-old cousin unimpressed by Harriet Tubman, walking away disinterested
7

Peter Grant

Set: Australian carpenter's material about his accent revealing alcoholism, working with special needs populations, construction industry entry via Benny Benassi music video, smoking cigarettes.

Interview: Married American woman from West Virginia this year on spousal visa, lived in Vancouver, worked construction in Australia, previously had long hair inspired by Jesus.

Bits:
  • Accent reveals alcoholism, tries to be sober with cocaine and prostitutes
  • Took career advice from Benny Benassi, entered construction based on music video
  • When smoking cigarette looks like James Bond, but looks like Waffle House employee
Moments:
  • Revealed he was first responder on bridge suicide, held dying man
  • Escaped mental institution and jumped off bridge seeking help
8

Lino Rodriguez

Set: Self-described recovering addict using dark humor about sobriety attempts, smoking, listening to house music optimistically. Mitch Hedberg-influenced delivery with absurdist punchlines.

Interview: Weighs 265 lbs despite claiming 170 lbs, maintains overconfidence, eats vegetables, confused about his actual weight.

Bits:
  • New York sober trying cigarettes and occasional cocaine with prostitutes
  • People look cool smoking, but he looks like Waffle House employee
  • Listens to house music in studio apartment out of optimism
Moments:
  • Scale reveals 265 lbs when he claimed 170, massive weight discrepancy
9

Erik Gallegos

Set: Tight material about Tinder dates living in tents, Sixth Street observations, potholes compared to crackheads, post-election anxiety, women's basketball threat.

Interview: Approaching two years in comedy (January), previously on show in June, works part-time fixing cell phones, from Austin.

Bits:
  • Matched with girl whose fun bio actually meant living in tent
  • Potholes and crackheads similar: street dwellers annoying when you run them over
  • Worried about getting kicked out of women's basketball due to gender identity
Moments:
  • First date to Casey Rocket show, girl suddenly interested in Black friends
10

Judah Zee

11

Corynn Aliyah

Set: Material about sparkling water as trans water, Michael Gonzalez gym nickname, Louisiana Ten Commandments education criticism, boyfriend jiu-jitsu training to protect from homosexuals.

Interview: Kashmiri-Pakistani heritage (Kashmiri), goes to gym with Michael Gonzalez and boyfriend, boyfriend trains jiu-jitsu, does Muay Thai three times weekly.

Bits:
  • Sparkling water basically just trans water, not real
  • Michael Gonzalez has Big Mike nickname like Michelle Obama
  • Boyfriend training jiu-jitsu to protect her from other homosexuals
Moments:
  • Michael Gonzalez removed shirt revealing extremely defined physique, establishes Big Mike nickname
  • Revealed boyfriend is Josh, the person who assists D Madness on stage