Kill Tony #699 — Luis J Gomez, Joe List
Guests: Luis J Gomez · Joe List
Lineup
Set: Jokes about watching Special Olympics, dating women with special needs, and comparing himself to a bad bowler needing bumpers.
Interview: Tony learns Drew suffered traumatic brain injury, his mom reads Reddit and criticizes his comedy, and she's an elementary school teacher near retirement.
- Can't date special needs girl because he'd be seen as predator despite driving car and paying bills.
- Like a shitty bowler needing bumpers; one grilled cheese away from best sloppy toppy from special needs girl.
- Luis defends Drew against Tony's criticism, calls him naturally funny despite speech impediment.
- Tony roasts Drew's mom, threatens to make fun of her online, prompting Luis to defend the elderly mother.
Set: Russian immigrant jokes about moving to San Francisco with homophobic father, Russian vs American comedy differences, and dislike of female comics.
Interview: Ike owns Pushkin hookah lounge/restaurant in San Diego, panel reads and mocks his defensive Yelp responses to negative reviews.
- Three types in San Francisco: gays, Asians, gay Asians.
- Moving Russia to do comedy like moving Canada to Afghanistan to play hockey.
- Panel reads multiple identical copy-pasted Yelp responses from Ike defending hookah practices, becomes comedy bit.
- Tony considers making business-owner review-reading a new show spinoff after Ike's material.
Set: Jokes about hand tremors causing every weight to be a shake weight, wanting to be deaf to do sign language, can't enjoy soup anymore.
Interview: Matt has had tremors since junior high, gotten worse last 3 years, made things difficult including dating and eating with chopsticks.
- Every weight's shake weight, went to California for earthquake to be steady.
- First sign language comedian with an accent, bulleted by ASL community.
- Matt reveals today is his 9-year comedy anniversary on the show.
Set: Jokes about van life and having gym membership as proof he's not homeless but high-functioning, police waking him up.
Interview: Works as door guy at bar on Sixth Street, previously from Ohio, Wisconsin, Illinois with warrant in Wisconsin, admits nothing interesting happens.
- High functioning homeless with gym membership, what more do you want.
- Previously got big joke book on different appearance, Tony skeptical how that happened.
- Admits to suffering from extreme ED, tries to set up punchline that never lands.
Ali Musa
Set: Stories about homeless boy band (Crack Street Boys), getting flashed by same homeless lady three times, cop knowing the flasher by name (Denise).
Interview: Ali's sixth appearance, does 8-12 open mics weekly, drives for Uber Eats, does Libyan heritage jokes, was seeing girl in Big Spring.
- Homeless boy band called Crack Street Boys heating spoon to exactly 98 degrees.
- Got flashed three times by same lady (Denise), cop knew her by name.
- Panel notes Ali seems exhausted but it was one of his better sets.
Set: Jokes about practicing safe sex by pulling out to come on dudes, being half blind/deaf/possibly autistic, crying over celebrity deaths vs grandma.
Interview: Seven years comedy, inspired by Tony headlining Dallas club in 2019, moved to Austin in May, does metal vocals.
- Practice safe sex by pulling out and coming in a dude instead.
- Cry harder over celebrity deaths than grandma who didn't put out albums.
- Anthony does metal vocals on stage, Red Band makes sound effects matching.
Set: Jokes about Atlanta being weird with gay black men and drug-using white people, getting car stolen, Mexican women and stabbing.
Interview: Met Kyle Rittenhouse at party, discussed breeding kink, has at least 3 abortions, had threesome leading to double abortion.
- All black men in Atlanta gay, all white people on drugs, racist Freaky Friday.
- Gay black men stole his car and heart, once you go Mexican you get subpoena.
- Extended discussion of breeding kink, abortions, and threesome leads to multiple sound effects from Red Band.
- Woman leaves stage crying during interview about abortion topics.
Set: Door guy at Sixth Street bar, describes looking up woman's skirt, another woman exposing herself, talks about seeing attractive women.
Interview: 47 years old, moved from Carlsbad New Mexico in September, lost oil field job, worked offshore 10 years, has five kids from four women.
- Woman on stairs with spaghetti straps no bra, looked at her vagina, bleach status unclear.
- Other woman exposed herself halfway up stairs, looked like bulldog eating baloney.
- Tony notes Toddy's dry mouth during set makes him sound gay, gets progressively more homoerotic as he talks.
- Admits to kissing male friend Bobby, claims to have five kids from four women, contradicting earlier statements.
- Red Band creates extended dry mouth/gay sound effects throughout interview.
Set: Jokes about being 4% Nigerian and saying N-word, marriage with most housework/cooking/bills, having sex with wife's sister instead.
Interview: Real name Sean, 50 years old same as Red Band, from farming family outside Fredburg, does construction management, military father, 13-year marriage.
- 4% Nigerian lets him say N-word every 50 days or so.
- Does laundry cooking cleaning paying bills, only stays married for sex with wife's sister.
- Tony notes both Toddy Tindle and Tommie Tickles look straight but are revealed to have issues.
- Extended discussion of farm life, goat C-sections, porn searches for 'free use' and big-bottomed women.
A-Bom
Set: Jokes about Austin homeless people, trans women getting too powerful in sports and dating, trans women with lady penis, vaccines and Elon Musk.
Interview: First time on show, 31 years old, fifth time doing comedy, from Memphis Tennessee, girlfriend left after COVID, moved to San Antonio to train dogs.
- Austin overhyped, homeless and comedians immediately visible, trans women powerful.
- Trans women went from 'it's ma'am' to asking to suck lady penis.
- A-Bom shares trauma of girlfriend leaving during COVID, motivates his comedy.
- John De falls asleep on stage, Tony makes joke about weed and sunglasses.
Set: Jokes about miscarriage being Mrs carriage, being gay/bisexual, celebrating with boyfriend, having sex with girlfriend, boyfriend keeping her same way during sex.
Interview: Second appearance, now engaged to boyfriend, got promotion to tire supervisor at Costco, got new car, has vacation coming.
- If miscarriage when married does it make Mrs carriage, I'm gay.
- Bisexual celebrates by having boyfriend, loves sex with girlfriend, he keeps same pace.
- Jenni notes boyfriend and she were both picked in same bucket draw on previous appearance, she was funnier.