Drew Nickens
Drew Nickens has performed on Kill Tony 21 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Sexual set about first sex in 18 months with woman with mullet, references Marv from Home Alone and Napoleon Dynamite, Eddie Guerrero wrestling match, gave girlfriend traumatic pussy injury.
- Woman had mullet, knew seduce technique like she'd done special needs before
- Screaming sounded like Black high school graduation, gave her traumatic pussy injury
Drew opened with observational jokes about being a Black comic, his emotional issues, intrusive thoughts about sexuality and logic puzzles, and absurdist comparisons (dominoes as flat dice, trans men's beards as performance-enhancing drugs).
- Dominoes are just flat dice; trans men's beards are performance-enhancing drugs
- Can't smoke weed because paranoid thoughts would make sense; lesbians can't wear braces or they're box cutters
Drew discusses father being best friend but talks shit about him. Father is 6'6" 450lb Black man in Batman costume in wheelchair called Batmobile. Parents creating cosplay content in Back Cave with mother in pleather costume smelling like Arby's.
- Dad is Batman cosplayer in wheelchair calling it Batmobile
- Parents making content in Back Cave with pleather costume smelling like Arby's
Jokes about watching Special Olympics, dating women with special needs, and comparing himself to a bad bowler needing bumpers.
- Can't date special needs girl because he'd be seen as predator despite driving car and paying bills.
- Like a shitty bowler needing bumpers; one grilled cheese away from best sloppy toppy from special needs girl.
Drew discussed his brother Jesse, an athletic but mentally unstable person who escaped mental hospitals, was hit by two cars after taking dabs, and died from his injuries. Drew highlighted a shelter (Jesse's Place) created in his brother's memory to help troubled young adults.
- Brother escaped mental hospitals on athletic ability, hopping fences like a Mexican outside cat.
- Brother went from Crash Bandicoot to Garfield personality after disappearing for days.
Drew delivers a utility set after Angel's low-energy performance, making Halloween watermelon carving jokes and self-deprecating special needs humor.
- Halloween watermelon carving at all-black party; white people can't compete at arts and crafts.
- Uses his special needs appearance to bluff poker opponents, claiming they think he's too dumb to take his money.
References traumatic brain injury (TBI), compares self to Gary Busey and killers, discusses mental health facility experience mixed with drug rehab, jokes about four-hour girlfriend with multiple personalities.
- Mental health and drug rehab facilities are like Taco Bell and KFC combo.
- Had girlfriend four hours a day until Caroline got healthy.
Drew performs high-energy set about head injury recovery, The Wiggles tour, dating at Wiggles concert, and getting head in parking lot.
- Wiggles tour 18+ as comeback, head in parking lot
Material about church, Black identity, feminism/gambling, female boxing interest, no punchlines on premise jumping. Bounces between disparate topics.
- Only person in family searched for weapons at Black church
- Stopped watching porn for three months researching boxing
- Women's boxing not as powerful - last one retired 14 years ago
High-energy jokes about energy drinks vs. women, pickup lines, and self-deprecating humor about lacking game and having stepdad energy.
- Can't get Red Bull pregnant, unlike women
- Stepdad energy: pay phone bill but not in group chat
Drew discusses energy drink DMs, girls in DMs, health influencer warning about heart explosion, shotguns energy drink and blocks her, performs as newly promoted rotating regular.
- Energy drink companies sliding in DMs recruiting him like Billy Mays; health influencer warns heart will explode.
- Girl in DMs worried about his heart; Drew shotguns energy drink and blocks her instead.
Drew performs a new minute about dating women with kids and pegging, with escalating sexual imagery and references to Finding Nemo. The set has a different darker tone from his previous appearances.
- Dating girls with kids leads to forgetting during pegging
- Escalation of pegging toys with Finding Nemo reference
Got sober finding white chocolate macadamia nuts like drug, became productive, searched everywhere, company out of business, worried about nuclear plant nearby.
- Found white chocolate macadamia nuts got so productive like meth
- Searched 15 Dollar Generals, 6 Dollar Trees, company out of business three years
Drew discusses going on a date to Sing 2 and being mistaken for someone's special needs caretaker. He jokes about getting a free sticker and sipping cup from the theater staff.
- Went to Sing 2 movie on date, mistaken for special needs chaperone by theater staff.
- Got free sticker and sipping cup from theater thinking he was a caretaker.
No set recap for this appearance.
No set recap for this appearance.
First set: Drew discusses brain injury from Air Force, strip club experiences, and friends with benefits relationship ending when girlfriend called him "Charity Work."
- Strip club girl said his unique voice should be a Muppet character
- Friends with benefits girlfriend saved contact as "Charity Work"
First set: Drew discusses brain injury from Air Force, strip club experiences, and friends with benefits relationship ending when girlfriend called him "Charity Work."
- Strip club girl said his unique voice should be a Muppet character
- Friends with benefits girlfriend saved contact as "Charity Work"
First set: Drew discusses brain injury from Air Force, strip club experiences, and friends with benefits relationship ending when girlfriend called him "Charity Work."
- Strip club girl said his unique voice should be a Muppet character
- Friends with benefits girlfriend saved contact as "Charity Work"
First set: Drew discusses brain injury from Air Force, strip club experiences, and friends with benefits relationship ending when girlfriend called him "Charity Work."
- Strip club girl said his unique voice should be a Muppet character
- Friends with benefits girlfriend saved contact as "Charity Work"
First set: Drew discusses brain injury from Air Force, strip club experiences, and friends with benefits relationship ending when girlfriend called him "Charity Work."
- Strip club girl said his unique voice should be a Muppet character
- Friends with benefits girlfriend saved contact as "Charity Work"