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Kill Tony #672 — Adam Ray, Shane Gillis

📅 July 8, 2024 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 17 comedians ⭐ 4 regulars

Guests: Adam Ray · Shane Gillis

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Lineup

1

Casey Rocket

Regular

Set: Absurdist comedy about being an oil man who drinks oil, gets hospitalized, and dresses as the Joker to burn a hospital. Heavy focus on oil references and surreal imagery.

Interview: Tony asks about his name origin and parents being Yin Yang Twins. Casey discusses his time as a roadie for Young and attending First Methodist for schooling.

Bits:
  • I buy oil, I sell oil, I drink oil, go to hospital for drinking too much oil
  • Escapes hospital at night dressed as Joker to burn it to smithereens
Moments:
  • Biden makes crude joke about Casey's appearance, asks crude sexual question
2

Matt Sturm

Set: Comedy about being from Vermont adjusting to Texas heat, shopping at Target, and different types of male orgasms compared to Thanos and Grimace.

Interview: Tony roasts Matt's set heavily. Discusses his 8 years doing stand-up, his dad who is alive despite earlier saying he died, work at Maggie Mae's, and hobby of observing bugs in terrariums.

Bits:
  • You feel like Arnold in Total Recall dying on Mars when stepping outside in Austin
  • Men cum three ways: pathetic way, Thanos way, or should fuck Grimace instead
Moments:
  • Matt says dad died, then says dad is alive in New York, confuses panel
  • Trump riffs on regulatory issues under Biden administration with Matt
3

Bruce McElderry

Set: Started with questions about racial slurs, claims of being trans socioeconomic, and white trash jokes about fancy pants and napping at Walmart.

Interview: Tony criticizes the set heavily. Bruce reveals he's never done stand-up before, is a retired software engineer from Wisconsin, has been married three times, and was saving pants for marriage.

Bits:
  • I'm trans socioeconomic, born poor but self-identify as rich
  • I'm so white trash, I take naps at Walmart
Moments:
  • Bruce reveals he's married three times, first at age 17 to 19-year-old in parking lot
  • Trump and Biden engage in extended riffing about Bruce's marriages and sexual details
4

Cannon Miller

Set: Story about mentally disabled albino boy at boy scout camp exposing himself in shower, leading to first threesome joke with scoutmaster.

Interview: Cannon reveals he drove 13 hours for brother's wedding. Tony asks about the albino boy's anatomy and Cannon discusses being 21, working at golf course, club champion at Atchasta.

Bits:
  • Mentally disabled albino boy getting naked in shower, calling for help but actually masturbating
  • That was my first threesome, involving scoutmaster and naked disabled minor
Moments:
  • Cannon tries to name Black friends, struggles, names Tayshawn, Bryson, CJ
  • Trump and Biden pressure Cannon about his family breakup, imply he's gay
5

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Political humor comparing Trump and Biden to Kendrick and Drake, buying AR-15, jokes about female ingratitude and sexual assault, bringing nunchucks on stage.

Interview: Hans discusses his AR-15 and Shadow Systems handgun, voting for Trump because he's like Kim Jong Un, taking shit in Brian Redband's house, getting parking tickets.

Bits:
  • Trump is Kendrick (winner, Black), Biden is Drake (sleepy pedophile)
  • Everything men invented was for women's approval, so they keep raping them
Moments:
  • Hans pulls out Amazon nunchucks backstage, Trump jokes about Asians hitting with sticks
  • Hans takes shit at Brian Redband's house, owes him $10,000 in parking tickets
6

Nate Barnard

Set: Jokes about Egyptian real estate pyramid scheme, uncle questioning Holocaust, anime destroying white men sexually, bringing another woman into relationship for street fights.

Interview: Nate works dairy at Whole Foods. Discussed milk prices, voting for Trump. Panel asks about love life (empty), porn preferences (softcore now), father being crazy on highways.

Bits:
  • Egyptian real estate is absolute pyramid scheme
  • White guys discover anime, celibacy vow. Can't get pussy after shows change
Moments:
  • Nate reveals stopped talking to crazy father who screams on highways
  • Trump and Biden extended riffing on Nate's porn preferences and family dysfunction
7

Britney Martinez

Set: Comedy about Army ranger husband, pretending to be strong while binging Supernatural and masturbating, husband playing thumb war with clit without washing hands after buffalo wings.

Interview: Britney owns tattoo shop in Tacoma before moving to Austin. First time doing stand-up. Longtime Kill Tony fan who watches with husband. Husband Giovanni also pulls from bucket.

Bits:
  • Pretend strong while binging Supernatural, masturbating, eating pizza between
  • Husband pounds buffalo wings, plays thumb war with clit unwashed
Moments:
  • Britney makes Kill Tony debut as first-time comedian, longtime fan
  • Husband Giovanni also pulled from bucket for debut set
8

Giovanni Martinez

Set: Dark set comparing Black people to dogs instead of monkeys, with racist punchlines about behavior, women being bitches, and difficulty understanding them.

Interview: Giovanni revealed Army ranger with three Afghan deployments, teardrop tattoos meaning killed someone, owns tattoo shop, votes Trump, born first in family in America.

Bits:
  • Black people more like dogs than monkeys, can't get emotional support
  • Female dogs are bitches, hard to hit them
Moments:
  • Husband and wife both debut simultaneously, Giovanni's set extremely offensive
  • Giovanni reveals military service, kills in Afghanistan, teardrop tattoos
9

Cam Patterson

Set: Stories about flying Spirit Airlines and upgrading to big seats, buying FastPass tickets for family at Universal, joking about passing FastPass around like blunt.

Interview: Cam is 25 years old, doesn't vote (mom tells him who to), references Kodak Black, young energy, recently started drinking coffee, discusses bowel movements.

Bits:
  • Buying courtside WNBA seat on Spirit like big first class seat
  • FastPass at Universal costs $872, so bought one, passing around like blunt
Moments:
  • Cam references Kodak Black as 'president of Florida,' calls him nephew
  • Trump and Biden have extended debate about Giovanni's racist set vs Cam's set
10

JK Spindler

Set: Set about bad luck (car stolen), weight loss from Adderall, Adderall making money/taxes, anti-IRS riffing.

Interview: JK from Spring, Texas. Lost 50 pounds on Adderall. Does video editing for schools/real estate/comedy. Recently graduated college. Admitted to tax evasion on air.

Bits:
  • Car stolen, cops show up hour later, say 'damn that's wild' and leave
  • Lost 50 pounds from Adderall, making 30% more money on Adderall
Moments:
  • JK looks like crumpled Kleenex box, Trump jokes about his appearance
  • JK admits to not paying taxes on stage, Trump says he'll be audited
11

Drew Nickens

Set: Got sober finding white chocolate macadamia nuts like drug, became productive, searched everywhere, company out of business, worried about nuclear plant nearby.

Interview: Drew is from Washington State trying to be professional comedian, left job. Likes dancing, golf, country dancing. Dances with Biden in surreal moment.

Bits:
  • Found white chocolate macadamia nuts got so productive like meth
  • Searched 15 Dollar Generals, 6 Dollar Trees, company out of business three years
Moments:
  • Drew and Biden perform impromptu dance battle/gay chicken moment
  • Trump criticizes Drew's set heavily despite Biden defending it
12

Jacob Barr

Set: Jokes about born without asshole, now has surgical hole punch asshole, fiancee is scientist, muscle dysfunction means sitting to pee, dark childhood bullying humor.

Interview: Jacob has VACTERL Syndrome with all seven birth defects, 26, from Michigan Ann Arbor, started comedy at 16, met fiancee on Tinder, recently figured out fingering.

Bits:
  • Born without asshole, now has surgical hole punch one, fiancee is scientist
  • Muscle dysfunction from new asshole means sitting to pee, might pranked
Moments:
  • Jacob removes jacket one-handed, both presidents encourage him
  • Jacob catches joke book one-handed throw despite disabilities
  • Trump and Biden make Jurassic Park references during interview
13

David Lucas

Regular

Set: Got handcuffed, girlfriend wanted phone access to call lawyer, refused to give code. Story about Muslim woman in LA show, made joke about her being terrorist.

Interview: Tony confirms the stories are true. David got arrested recently, Tony saved him, was on river in bathing suit without underwear, Brian Redband called emergency.

Bits:
  • Girlfriend wants phone to call lawyer during arrest, he refuses
  • Made terrorist bomb joke about 400lb hijab-wearing Muslim woman at LA show
Moments:
  • Tony confirms David's arrest story and personal involvement is true
  • David was on river, got arrested, Tony arrived without underwear story
Moments:
  • Adam Ray performs as Joe Biden character throughout entire episode
17

Shane Gillis

Moments:
  • Shane Gillis performs as Donald Trump character throughout entire episode