Kill Tony #672 — Adam Ray, Shane Gillis
Guests: Adam Ray · Shane Gillis
Lineup
Set: Absurdist comedy about being an oil man who drinks oil, gets hospitalized, and dresses as the Joker to burn a hospital. Heavy focus on oil references and surreal imagery.
Interview: Tony asks about his name origin and parents being Yin Yang Twins. Casey discusses his time as a roadie for Young and attending First Methodist for schooling.
- I buy oil, I sell oil, I drink oil, go to hospital for drinking too much oil
- Escapes hospital at night dressed as Joker to burn it to smithereens
- Biden makes crude joke about Casey's appearance, asks crude sexual question
Shane Gillis
- Shane Gillis performs as Donald Trump character throughout entire episode
Set: Started with questions about racial slurs, claims of being trans socioeconomic, and white trash jokes about fancy pants and napping at Walmart.
Interview: Tony criticizes the set heavily. Bruce reveals he's never done stand-up before, is a retired software engineer from Wisconsin, has been married three times, and was saving pants for marriage.
- I'm trans socioeconomic, born poor but self-identify as rich
- I'm so white trash, I take naps at Walmart
- Bruce reveals he's married three times, first at age 17 to 19-year-old in parking lot
- Trump and Biden engage in extended riffing about Bruce's marriages and sexual details
Set: Story about mentally disabled albino boy at boy scout camp exposing himself in shower, leading to first threesome joke with scoutmaster.
Interview: Cannon reveals he drove 13 hours for brother's wedding. Tony asks about the albino boy's anatomy and Cannon discusses being 21, working at golf course, club champion at Atchasta.
- Mentally disabled albino boy getting naked in shower, calling for help but actually masturbating
- That was my first threesome, involving scoutmaster and naked disabled minor
- Cannon tries to name Black friends, struggles, names Tayshawn, Bryson, CJ
- Trump and Biden pressure Cannon about his family breakup, imply he's gay
Set: Political humor comparing Trump and Biden to Kendrick and Drake, buying AR-15, jokes about female ingratitude and sexual assault, bringing nunchucks on stage.
Interview: Hans discusses his AR-15 and Shadow Systems handgun, voting for Trump because he's like Kim Jong Un, taking shit in Brian Redband's house, getting parking tickets.
- Trump is Kendrick (winner, Black), Biden is Drake (sleepy pedophile)
- Everything men invented was for women's approval, so they keep raping them
- Hans pulls out Amazon nunchucks backstage, Trump jokes about Asians hitting with sticks
- Hans takes shit at Brian Redband's house, owes him $10,000 in parking tickets
Set: Jokes about Egyptian real estate pyramid scheme, uncle questioning Holocaust, anime destroying white men sexually, bringing another woman into relationship for street fights.
Interview: Nate works dairy at Whole Foods. Discussed milk prices, voting for Trump. Panel asks about love life (empty), porn preferences (softcore now), father being crazy on highways.
- Egyptian real estate is absolute pyramid scheme
- White guys discover anime, celibacy vow. Can't get pussy after shows change
- Nate reveals stopped talking to crazy father who screams on highways
- Trump and Biden extended riffing on Nate's porn preferences and family dysfunction
Brittney Martinez, Giovanni Martinez
JK Spinler
Drew Nickens
Set: Got sober finding white chocolate macadamia nuts like drug, became productive, searched everywhere, company out of business, worried about nuclear plant nearby.
Interview: Drew is from Washington State trying to be professional comedian, left job. Likes dancing, golf, country dancing. Dances with Biden in surreal moment.
- Found white chocolate macadamia nuts got so productive like meth
- Searched 15 Dollar Generals, 6 Dollar Trees, company out of business three years
- Drew and Biden perform impromptu dance battle/gay chicken moment
- Trump criticizes Drew's set heavily despite Biden defending it
Jacob Barr
Set: Jokes about born without asshole, now has surgical hole punch asshole, fiancee is scientist, muscle dysfunction means sitting to pee, dark childhood bullying humor.
Interview: Jacob has VACTERL Syndrome with all seven birth defects, 26, from Michigan Ann Arbor, started comedy at 16, met fiancee on Tinder, recently figured out fingering.
- Born without asshole, now has surgical hole punch one, fiancee is scientist
- Muscle dysfunction from new asshole means sitting to pee, might pranked
- Jacob removes jacket one-handed, both presidents encourage him
- Jacob catches joke book one-handed throw despite disabilities
- Trump and Biden make Jurassic Park references during interview
Set: Got handcuffed, girlfriend wanted phone access to call lawyer, refused to give code. Story about Muslim woman in LA show, made joke about her being terrorist.
Interview: Tony confirms the stories are true. David got arrested recently, Tony saved him, was on river in bathing suit without underwear, Brian Redband called emergency.
- Girlfriend wants phone to call lawyer during arrest, he refuses
- Made terrorist bomb joke about 400lb hijab-wearing Muslim woman at LA show
- Tony confirms David's arrest story and personal involvement is true
- David was on river, got arrested, Tony arrived without underwear story