Shari Vasseghi
Shari Vasseghi has performed on Kill Tony 6 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Shari (possibly performing as Sheikh Ahmed) opens with joke about teaching infidels how to treat a virgin. Set appears incomplete or cut short in transcript.
- Teaches infidels how to treat virgins; bend knees, throw hedge.
Set about being from Iran where women have mustaches not dicks, hashtag safe word for Middle Eastern women, friend obsessed with boyfriend's dick size, measuring tape joke, Kim Kardashian and circumference.
- Originally from Iran where women have mustaches not dicks
- Friend obsessed with boyfriend dick size, does she have measuring tape
- Kim Kardashian uses measuring tape - DeWalt, Stanley, or her mouth
No set recap for this appearance.
Set about being from Iran, wordplay on 'Iran' (ran so fast, never looked back), reassuring audience about not being afraid, noting no terrorist women exist, questioning women working in Middle East.
- Iran = ran so fast and never looked back pun
- No terrorist women exist; addressing audience fear and Middle East gender dynamics
Shari opens with Iran joke, discusses hijab vs thong in Austin, Middle Eastern pronouns, and jokes about being the bomb either way. Uses edgy terrorism and hijab material.
- Hijab in Middle East vs thong in Austin, both covering up
- Middle Eastern pronouns translate to 'shut the fuck up, bitch'
- Whether she bombs or is the bomb, it's a win-win
No set recap for this appearance.