Kill Tony #664 — Kam Patterson, William Montgomery, Casey Rocket

Set: Set about becoming a sugar daddy due to prediabetic condition, dating a furry who plays dead during sex, and observations about the word 'miss' in phrases. References Wilford Brimley and diabetes jokes.

Interview: Discussed starting comedy in 2006, working in weed business for five years, moved to Austin for comedy, current job at Tesla, multilingual abilities (English, Arabic, Spanish, plus 'thank you' in 12 languages).

Set: Set about name being literally 'A', chicken fried vs country fried steak distinction, and homeless man who asks for money with different requests. Brief non-sequiturs and observational humor.

Interview: Discussed face tattoo of 'A' (inspired by Lil Peep after divorce), half-Mexican heritage, work at Goodwill corporate office helping homeless people find jobs, recent move from Miami in October, worked as HVAC tech, self-booked show called 'The A List' at Shakespeare's.

Set: Set attributing reckless behavior (drunk driving, drug binges, violence) to fluoride toothpaste rather than actual substance abuse. Dark and absurdist comedy about Colombia cocaine bender with escorts, sexual dysfunction from toothpaste.

Interview: Discussed year-long motorcycle trip through South America, beaten up by escorts in Medellin during 3-day cocaine bender, 6 years in Navy in special warfare driving boats for SEALs, deployments to Dominican Republic and Thailand, sexual encounters with trans woman in Munich.

Set: Set about substitute teaching experience, giving bathroom passes to manage classroom, Kermit-frog voice, students telling him to perform sex acts, claiming he'll 'shoot ropes all over you', and references to shooting up schools.

Interview: Discussed sperm donor work ($110 per donation, every 2 days), 3 years of stand-up comedy, frequent appearances on Kill Tony, working as sperm donor as primary income, checked box to let children contact him at 18, pitching and putting golf hobby.

Set: Set about mail fraud, growing up on dairy farm with both parents, step-mom misconceptions, misunderstanding 'social worker' as prostitute, sister going to school to be social worker, thinking mom was becoming a sex worker.

Interview: Discussed moving from Wisconsin (Colby) to Austin 5 months ago, worked at Comedy on State in Madison for 2 years, currently serving at mini golf place called Holy Moly, plays Mario Kart (Yoshi/Luigi), no girlfriend, mother abandoned him at age 12, recently saw mother at gas station.

Set: Set about friend falling asleep on baby, dog that bleeds a lot and spreads stains, suggesting kicking dog in back instead of face to reduce bleeding, crude observations framed as 'tips'.

Interview: Watched Kill Tony last night in Indiana, drove straight to Austin (about 12 hours), works at Walmart DC doing manual labor/forklift, from small town in Indiana, mother abandoned him at age 12-13, recently saw mother at gas station but doesn't visit or call.

Set: Set about JFK assassination tour in Dallas, meeting woman who knew Lee Harvey Oswald, performing as Uber driver joking about CIA killed JFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as closest thing to Batman fighting establishment corruption.

Interview: Just performed on Secret Show, ran short on time by 30 seconds, recently started seeing someone who is also a comic, she's from same hometown, met through mutual friends in Dallas.

Set: Set using 'women are like wine' premise about affordability, aging, expense, and trafficking punchline. Wine/woman parallels about keeping in cellar, finding decent white, California trash giving headaches.

Interview: Doing stand-up about a year, based in Austin, works as server (possibly at mini golf), musician who writes rock and roll songs and sings, plays guitar, doesn't do covers.

Set: Set about restaurant work, wanting fat kids to build character or reduce parking lot walks, diabetes Type 2 jokes, controversial school shooting prevention idea about segregating lonely white boys with known pedophiles.

Interview: Doing stand-up just over a year, moved to Austin in October from New Smyrna Beach Florida (near Orlando), works as bartender, given away by parents three times at age 16 to group home/foster care, mother is professional jazz and blues singer in DC area.

Set: Set about being from Iran, wordplay on 'Iran' (ran so fast, never looked back), reassuring audience about not being afraid, noting no terrorist women exist, questioning women working in Middle East.