Jacob Canter
Jacob Canter has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Set about JFK assassination tour in Dallas, meeting woman who knew Lee Harvey Oswald, performing as Uber driver joking about CIA killed JFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as closest thing to Batman fighting establishment corruption.
- As Uber driver, mentions CIA killed president to passengers, knows he won't get tip
- RFK Jr. is like Batman, fighting establishment that killed his dad and uncle
Jacob discussed trying to get sober after blackout-emailing a photo of his asshole to his second-grade teacher (who replied 'Hasn't changed a bit'), arrests for marijuana possession while smoking in his Prius, and a joke about trying cocaine 'once on numerous occasions.'
- Blackout email of asshole photo to second-grade teacher; teacher replies unchanged
- Arrested three times for marijuana; smoked 3.5 grams before cop arrival
- Tried cocaine once on numerous occasions showing addiction pattern
Jacob does a story about picking up a MAGA Asian woman from a George Strait concert who rants about Biden and vaccines. He delivers multiple accents and impressions including a Jewish conductor impression and explores the absurdity of political conspiracy theories.
- MAGA Asian woman's conspiracy rant about Biden, vaccines and Fauci
- Vaccines causing autism and learning piano in two days