Roman Schmidt

Growing up Catholic meant ignoring problems; never done anal; priest called asshole a 'flower'; jokes about getting called faggot by homeless people in Austin.

• Growing up Catholic means ignoring obvious problems like priests.
• Gets called faggot by homeless people asking for money.

Set about mail fraud, growing up on dairy farm with both parents, step-mom misconceptions, misunderstanding 'social worker' as prostitute, sister going to school to be social worker, thinking mom was becoming a sex worker.

• Mail fraud is what dad calls trans people; misunderstanding social worker as prostitute term
• Thought older sister was becoming prostitute when told she was becoming social worker