Kill Tony #663 — Adam Ray, Akaash Singh
Guests: Adam Ray · Akaash Singh
Lineup
Set: Casey discusses playing Roller Coaster Tycoon without a computer, attending military school (the Coast Guard), and his friend Mark McKinney's Adderall-fueled Red Dead Redemption horse-skinning habit.
Interview: Casey reveals he's a receptionist at Tarlo and Tarlo law offices and was involved in a small claims court case. He shows the briefcase contents from court, including shower cap, Blu-ray and paperback of Shutter Island, headshots, and cassettes.
- Playing Roller Coaster Tycoon without computer, police caught him
- Parents sent him to adult military school (the Coast Guard)
- Friend Mark McKinney took Adderall and skinned horses for 9 hours in RDR
- Casey displays courtroom evidence from briefcase including Shutter Island media in multiple formats
- Tony and Adam Ray praise Casey's natural comedic rhythm and absurdist brain
Set: Brett jokes about My 600 Pound Life contestant removing shoes before weighing, her dog eating her shoes, weighing himself after sex and being heavier, and jokes about cum in his ass.
Interview: Brett has been doing stand-up for almost 5 years, moved to Austin 3 years ago from Dallas, works in software sales at Ninja One. Discusses cold call technique, recent breakup (girlfriend dumped him after 2 years), and how heartbreak may have made him funnier.
- Woman removes shoes before weighing on scale despite obvious health issue
- Weighed heavier after sex, not possible to have half pound cum in ass
- Die alone vs dying in mass tragedy, better to die alone
- Doctor Phil and Tony role-play cold call from Brett at Ninja One, he does creepy phone voice
- Brett reveals girlfriend broke up with him in person at front door a month ago
Set: Shari opens with Iran joke, discusses hijab vs thong in Austin, Middle Eastern pronouns, and jokes about being the bomb either way. Uses edgy terrorism and hijab material.
Interview: Shari has been doing stand-up since last May but performed from 1997-2003. Immigrated from Iran to California in 1978 at age 13, went to Fresno State. Does meditation, therapy, and past-life regression for mental health.
- Hijab in Middle East vs thong in Austin, both covering up
- Middle Eastern pronouns translate to 'shut the fuck up, bitch'
- Whether she bombs or is the bomb, it's a win-win
- Tony and Akash praise her stage presence and poise for only one year in
- Pedro Franco marriage proposal at end of her interview creates sudden wedding scenario
- Doctor Phil offers her spot at secret show and roast of Doctor Phil
Set: Preacher discusses eye contact dynamics between men and women, two-second rule for attraction, differences in how men interpret eye contact vs confrontation, and brief story about discovering gay roommate on Grindr.
Interview: Preacher debuted on Kill Tony in 2016, hasn't been on in years. Has new one-hour special 'My Name is Preacher' on YouTube. Currently touring and auditioning in LA, mentions throwing water on him from a bird, and various nostalgic comedy stories.
- Women avoid eye contact because men assume attraction in 2 seconds
- Two-second eye contact between men means fight, unless they're gay
- Had gay roommate, found him on Grindr, stopped playing Twister
- Tony acknowledges Preacher as one of best bucket pulls ever, predicted stardom
- Doctor Phil and Tony make racist jokes about athletic ability and backflips
Set: Pedro jokes about being called Mexican despite height, quit porn as self-improvement, discusses sad porn website ads attacking users, compares to McDonald's service approach.
Interview: Pedro has been doing comedy 6 months in Austin, moved to US in 2016 (9 years ago), visa expires in 2 months. Works in rental cars, did jujitsu briefly, loves Louis C.K., needs to marry to stay in America.
- Gets called Mexican despite being tallest Mexican in world
- Quit porn because it's sad, even ads are sad and accusatory
- Porn ads should hype users up like McDonald's, not shame them
- Tony and others stage improvised marriage between Pedro and Shari to solve visa issue
- Tall, an ordained minister, presides over the impromptu wedding on stage
Set: Cam jokes about fucking old women, problems with giving homeless people haircuts ruins their panhandling success, compares removing homeless haircut to messing up their uniform, aggressive humor throughout.
Interview: Cam is a regular who was recently married, mentions coach influence on his comedy, had athletic background in basketball. Discusses older women preference, chlamydia as STI, and Coach Sarr who predicted his comedy career.
- Barber giving homeless people haircuts messes up their panhandling uniform
- If homeless guy has better haircut than you, punch his ass
- Doctor Phil and Cam have extended banter about older women and STIs
- Cam mentions Coach Sarr told him to do comedy instead of basketball
Set: Christian does dark material about homeless woman with fat ass, brings her home, hoses her down, has sex with her, car hits her after. Crude offensive humor throughout.
Interview: Christian is 23, been doing comedy 2-4 years, from Houston living with mom, works at Adidas, has foot fetish. Discusses shoe size preference, inflation/economic struggles, parents' relationship issues, WrestleMania fandom, childhood molestation by aunt.
- Offers homeless woman home instead of dollar, sexual encounter, car hits her
- Busted nut inside homeless woman, prayed to God she wasn't pregnant
- Christian reveals he was molested by his aunt (Tia) as a child
- Tony gives him two joke books instead of one for molestation material
Set: Jason does a brief intro, discusses being molested by multiple people (5) as a child, woman being his favorite, details childhood sexual abuse, mentions podcast Hawk versus Wolf.
Interview: Jason was formerly on Sirius radio, got fired, transitioned to comedy 4 years ago. Discusses past bisexual/pansexual identity, how sobriety changed his attraction, detailed story about hermaphrodite with dual genitalia.
- Jason reveals multiple childhood molestation incidents, prefers women abusers
- Describes hermaphrodite person with penis, vagina, beard, and button-activated orgasm
Set: Avery discusses dating bisexual woman, beating her in board games, trying to quit cocaine, standing still on coke feels like Tony Hawk Pro Skater grind, dislikes ketamine users.
Interview: Avery has been doing stand-up 6 years, started in Detroit, moved to Austin 2 years ago after Chicago breakup. Works at Chisos cowboy boots, grew up in Detroit doing crack cocaine, in/out of sobriety.
- Dating bisexual woman who slept with more women than he had men
- Beat girlfriend in Monopoly repeatedly by punching her in face
- Cocaine made him too powerful, liked standing still on it
- Avery details ongoing cocaine use despite sobriety efforts, couple months clean
- Describes writing love letters to girlfriend on cocaine before sex
Angela Kay
Set: Angela does colonoscopy prep horror jokes, drinking gallon of Satan's jizz/laxative, mixing with crystal light, describes sleepy anesthesia, sees nasty polyp, jokes about turning colon into semicolon.
Interview: Angela has done stand-up 5 years, works for Instacart doing shopping deliveries. Lived at Camp Lejeune as baby, exposed to contaminated water, has polyp in cecum that needs surgical removal.
- Prep liquid tastes like Satan's jizz in raspberry lemonade
- Woke up during procedure seeing nasty polyp, next day got surgery scheduled
- They're gonna turn her colon into a semicolon with surgery
- Tony notes this was weaker set after strong bucket performances
Adam Ray
Interview: Adam Ray co-hosts with Tony as main guest. Introduced as 'Doctor Phil' character. Has been doing stand-up with Akash Singh for 17 years, started in coffee shops and juicy places. Has sold out MSG twice recently.
- Adam Ray and Akash Singh introduced as main guests, promoted as rising stars