Brett O'Brien
Brett O'Brien has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Brett jokes about My 600 Pound Life contestant removing shoes before weighing, her dog eating her shoes, weighing himself after sex and being heavier, and jokes about cum in his ass.
- Woman removes shoes before weighing on scale despite obvious health issue
- Weighed heavier after sex, not possible to have half pound cum in ass
- Die alone vs dying in mass tragedy, better to die alone
Brett performed tight, well-written jokes about high school bullies now in jail, pickup vs. drop-off lines, and his unfortunate issues with women. Solid one-minute tight set.
- High school bully now in jail for rape—I dodged a bullet.
- Drop-off lines instead of pickup lines for van encounters.
Brett delivers three quick jokes: porn discovery, high school bully apology, and a broken condom he now reuses as lucky charm. Tight, punchy delivery.
- Parents relieved porn wasn't real because dicks can't get that big.
- High school bully apologized; hooked up with ex, condom broke, now uses it as lucky charm.
Brett discusses being raised by white parents who said he's special, comparing himself and comedians to shooting stars, and references to shooting/guns.
- White parents tell kids they're stars, they become shooting stars
- Comedians like shooting stars—liars looking for crowds