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Casey Rocket

🎤 24 appearances🏆 #18 most appearancesFirst: April 11, 2022Latest: December 31, 2024 Regular

Casey Rocket has performed on Kill Tony 24 times as a show regular. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #706 Regular · December 31, 2024

Casey performs poetic, absurdist material opening with references to Alexander and riffs, discusses a teacher named Miss Carly Garlic asking about his future, his age of 19, substance abuse at 12 including air duster, and references to deceased celebrities.

  • Alexander wept for there were no more riffs left to conquer
  • Teacher asked what he wanted to be; he said he wanted to relapse
Kill Tony #690 Regular · September 28, 2024

Vegas-themed set about getting high on poppers at Spencer's Gifts and thoughts on movies like Mulan and Terminator, wearing distinctive shorts and dice.

  • OD'd on whip-its at Spencer's Gifts, accidentally given poppers instead of smelling salts
  • Modern movies are too woke; Superman next to Ant-man and Uncle Lady
Kill Tony #689 Regular · September 25, 2024

No set recap for this appearance.

Kill Tony #682 Regular · August 10, 2024

Protest riffs about being pregnant and addicted to air duster, found outside Yankee Stadium, Zaboomafoo joke, crayon stuck in dick hole, Biden's America observation.

  • Pregnant and addicted to air duster, Bob Dylan electric comparison
  • Crayon stuck in dick hole, getting smaller as he gets older
Kill Tony #680 Panel Guest · August 9, 2024

Fast physical comedy, hat work, Stuart Little 9/11 jokes, nervous rambling, kneener references, Bar Stool Sports beat-up, Ric Flair comparison, exposes self to waitress.

  • Stuart Little had motive on 9/11, had airplane
  • Calls himself Ric Flair of NY comedy, exposed self to waitress
Kill Tony #672 Regular · July 8, 2024

Absurdist comedy about being an oil man who drinks oil, gets hospitalized, and dresses as the Joker to burn a hospital. Heavy focus on oil references and surreal imagery.

  • I buy oil, I sell oil, I drink oil, go to hospital for drinking too much oil
  • Escapes hospital at night dressed as Joker to burn it to smithereens
Kill Tony #667 Regular · May 12, 2024

Self-deprecating humor about being a bad boy with syphilis, dunking on Capone, being secretly gay, and closing with ratatouille impression of killing family.

  • Al Capone of LA comedy scene due to untreated syphilis
  • Dwight Howard comparison for being secretly gay
Kill Tony #666 Regular · May 10, 2024

Ketamine-fueled set about praying on drugs and absurd requests to God. Heavy on stream-of-consciousness bit about confusing prayers.

  • Prayer on ketamine: 'make me big and small at same time'
  • God watching confusing prayers go by, asking if he should OD these guys
Kill Tony #665 Regular · April 29, 2024

Riffing on "when men were men" with absurdist references to Roombas, WrestleMania, and papa john, building callbacks throughout the set.

  • When men were men, they'd ride Roombas to school and get fucked if it hit a crack
  • Son sucked under Roomba at perfect storm size intersection
Kill Tony #663 Regular · April 22, 2024

Casey discusses playing Roller Coaster Tycoon without a computer, attending military school (the Coast Guard), and his friend Mark McKinney's Adderall-fueled Red Dead Redemption horse-skinning habit.

  • Playing Roller Coaster Tycoon without computer, police caught him
  • Parents sent him to adult military school (the Coast Guard)
  • Friend Mark McKinney took Adderall and skinned horses for 9 hours in RDR
Kill Tony #662 Regular · April 15, 2024

Casey discussed eating plastic babies from Mardi Gras cakes, staying up watching Mansers reruns, and made tangential observations about politics and kissing his best friend Barry Carter as a child.

  • Eating three plastic babies from Mardi Gras cakes caused digestive issues
  • References Mansers show with nonsensical questions like 'Can boobs eat fettuccine Alfredo'
  • Kissing best friend Barry at age six caused sexual confusion into early twenties
Kill Tony #661 Regular · April 8, 2024

Casey discusses inception and dreaming about the Mucinex booger guy, references being editor of The New Yorker, and explores various retirement plans including clearing Crispen Glover's name.

  • Dreams of inception and falling in love with Mucinex booger character
  • Plans to clear Crispen Glover's name and impress Jodie Foster
Kill Tony #660 Regular · April 1, 2024

Story about blacking out on Klonopin and making girlfriend listen to pro-union coal mining music. Riffs on drug flashbacks, mall encounters, and absurdist scenarios involving minions and Spencer's Gifts.

  • Blacked out on Klonopin, made girlfriend listen to pro-union coal mining music
  • Wishes all drugs gave flashbacks like LSD; imagines popping hip for ketamine flashback at mall
Kill Tony #659 Regular · March 25, 2024

Casey performed an absurdist set about swallowing grapes whole as a child, not being a king, and singing on The Voice. Mixed surreal observations with physical comedy and odd premises.

  • Used to swallow grapes whole until age 12, would choke three times weekly, mother said 'you're not a king'
  • People's Temple cocktail - 'Shirley Temple but Jonestown style' with Vicodin instead of dying
Kill Tony #658 Regular · March 18, 2024

Chaotic energy-driven set mixing rapid topic jumps, harmonica tossing, and absurdist references to ghost hunting and quarters.

  • Contrasts dangerous vibe with Biden ghost checking White House
  • Robitussin and Adderall combination led to bizarre thoughts like worms screaming
  • Locking bathrooms would create chaos, which he wanted
Kill Tony #657 Regular · March 11, 2024

Casey performs high-energy material about being on Percocet during Ramadan, overdosing on fentanyl from love, and jokes about being the Floyd Mayweather of Austin comedy because he can't read.

  • Compares himself to Floyd Mayweather of Austin comedy because he can't read.
  • Says overdosing on fentanyl from falling in love lasted six months.
Kill Tony #656 Regular · March 4, 2024

High-energy absurdist set about wishing he was covered in mud hiding from the Predator, followed by jokes about casual dating apps and various absurdist scenarios.

  • Confused highway number with speed limit sign while drunk, drove 97 mph thinking it was the road.
Kill Tony #655 Regular · February 26, 2024

Casey delivered an absurdist set about his fiancée wanting to break up with him for drinking too much Robitussin, claiming he can smell ghosts now. He performed with constant movement and physical comedy, keeping a key in his mouth throughout and ending with a callback about his legendary crab-walk origin story.

  • Fiancée broke up with him for drinking Robitussin; now he can smell ghosts.
  • His father killed by giant crab monster, died at sea, given crab leg years later.
Kill Tony #654 Regular · February 19, 2024

Fast-paced physical comedy mixing absurdist humor about fentanyl softball leagues, reverse ice bucket challenges, and interactions with police horses.

  • Fentanyl league softball where boys shoot up and sleep on field
  • Creator of smartwatch donates to Reverse Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS
Kill Tony #653 Regular · February 12, 2024

Casey opened with absurdist humor about drinking Robitussin and getting stuck in Jumanji, then pivoted to a bit about two types of people in the world with a twist ending.

  • Opening with Robitussin bottle and Jumanji reference as premise for being late
  • Two types of people in world bit: men who go to war, women who love them, plus a third type
Kill Tony #652 Regular · February 5, 2024

No set recap for this appearance.

Kill Tony #643 Regular · December 18, 2023

No set recap for this appearance.

Kill Tony #603 Regular · March 19, 2023

Casey did a frenetic, prop-based set with constant references to Putin, harmonica bits, Grimace images, Benjamin Button disease, grandpa the unabomber, and OxyContin jokes. Heavy emphasis on movement and random riffing.

  • Putin trying to triangulate position while doing harmonica jokes
  • Six more harmonicas hidden, room fills with water in 6 minutes
  • Dad was paperclip on Microsoft Word, didn't drive him to football
  • Can eat 200 Ambien while checking car door handles
Kill Tony #555 Regular · April 11, 2022

High-energy physical comedian with constant riffing, harmonica interjections, references to 1990s culture (grunge, Kids Cuisine), self-harm jokes, absent father narrative, and absurdist tangents. Known for nipple references and grimace/Charlie Sheen artwork.

  • Adderall works even better when you put it in your dick hole.
  • Cut himself to Kids Cuisines commercials, identifying as a 1990s kid.
  • Father tried to keep him in diapers until age 24, then reveals he had no father.