Kill Tony #603 — Shane Gillis

Set: Hans opened with observations about Austin's homeless scene, then pivoted to dating his new girlfriend with an IUD and made jokes about not needing to worry about her menstrual cycle.

Interview: Tony and Shane discussed Hans's new white girlfriend, her drug use (cocaine and ketamine), her wealth, and Hans's cocaine habit. Hans revealed she's 24, independently wealthy, and works in supply chain management.

Set: Frank discussed his struggle with dating apps in Austin after moving from LA, joking that he's only having success getting dates with recruiters who message him.

Interview: Frank revealed he's 41, a software engineer, FAA-certified drone pilot, and starting a web3 uncensored Netflix startup. Tony brought an audience member (Mary) on stage and encouraged a kiss.

Set: Alex joked about the 'Make America Gay Again' hat, gay founding fathers, height-increasing shoes for short men, and catcalling observations.

Interview: Alex works in construction building custom items for wealthy homeowners in Austin, including a sex dungeon with brass rings and chains. He's 5'5" with a girlfriend who is 5'1", and they own a home together. He's been doing comedy for six years.

Set: Hans joked about getting a vasectomy for his birthday gift, using laughing gas at the clinic, discovering he doesn't have three good friends for a 'brosectomy,' and the vasectomy not working because his three kids were still there.

Interview: Hans is from California, has been selling Cutco kitchen knives for 21 years ($3.5M+ sold), is married to a woman hotter than him whom he met while selling knives, and gets aroused reading bedtime stories to his kids.

Set: David did material about his daughter wanting to be a rapper instead of pursuing her private school education, and joked about her mother's boyfriend recently getting COVID.

Interview: Tony mocked David's shacket (shirt-jacket), they bantered about fashion and David's body, then challenged each other to an arm wrestling match which David won after a cheating moment where Tony lifted his elbow.

Set: Callen joked about wishing he was blind at Hooters to get away with touching, referenced Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal's intimate scene, and made a joke about an all-female Super Bowl flyover being late.

Interview: Callen is from Des Moines, Iowa, moved to Austin in July, works in tech sales for data co-location, does stand-up for 1.5 years, and is specifically attracted to Latina women since moving to Austin.

Set: Nick joked about bombing in front of a date he was trying to sleep with, using the metaphor of a vacuum seal for her drying up, and asking a date to touch him later if he quit comedy.

Interview: Nick works in telemarketing from Connecticut, been doing stand-up for 4 years (7 months in Austin), has low 'pussy statistics' lately, uses psychedelic drugs, and had a recent experience with a drunk 40-year-old woman upstairs.

Set: Casey did a frenetic, prop-based set with constant references to Putin, harmonica bits, Grimace images, Benjamin Button disease, grandpa the unabomber, and OxyContin jokes. Heavy emphasis on movement and random riffing.

Interview: Casey is working door shifts at the venue, has been sober for two years (previously drank Robitussin and took pills), lives in a home now (upgraded from cars), and spends nights after shifts looking for treasure/skeletons in the venue.