Nick James
Nick James has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Nick does polite sexual humor about not knowing how to dirty talk, being awkward during sex requests, comparing himself to a nerdy boyfriend.
- Can't dirty talk; too polite saying yes ma'am
- Girlfriend wants choking; he says it politely and sweetly
- Overcomplicated consent during sex acts nervously
Nick discussed his real French surname (Phalgoott) that sounds like a slur, making jokes about not getting far in comedy with that name. He referenced his camo jacket and minimal stage time.
- Real French name spelled like a slur, can't get far in comedy with it.
Nick discusses strip club near his home that became Popeyes, going there with his diabetic dad, homeless joke about cats and seeing black homeless people ruining his day, dumb ejaculation joke.
- Strip club closed, became Popeyes; used to go with diabetic dad who lost limbs
- Homeless people like cats; seeing black homeless person ruins day more than white
Nick joked about bombing in front of a date he was trying to sleep with, using the metaphor of a vacuum seal for her drying up, and asking a date to touch him later if he quit comedy.
- Bombing in front of date on purpose, pussy literally dries up
- Begging date not to touch him if he quits comedy