Kill Tony #639 — Tim Dillon

Set: Hans performs about Israel-Palestine conflict backlash, girlfriend complaints about his stubble, and explicit sexual acts with his girlfriend involving ejaculation and toilet paper cleanup.

Interview: Hans discusses being covered by New York Post, Rolling Stone Brazil, and Brazilian press for his Matthew Perry hot tub joke. Conversation covers his girlfriend drama and his controversial comedy.

Set: Olivia discusses her brother's fiancée writing a children's book and not working, making jokes about being thin like children's books, and plans to crash the wedding by losing concerning weight as a protest.

Interview: Tony and guests discuss comedians' experience with children's books, Olivia's move from Chicago to New York, her sales assistant job, Bushwick rent, and microdosing mushrooms for anxiety.

Set: Matt discusses taking forever to orgasm compared to Jimmy Carter's death, being divorced with ex-wife's daughter, dating single moms which is like dating prisoners, and tells kids to learn to cum faster.

Interview: Matt discusses his prior appearance with Greg Fitzsimmons, six to seven years doing stand-up, set decoration work, returning to waiting tables at Japanese restaurant after the strike, and his antidepressant use.

Set: Heath discusses being addicted to sucking dick and crack, getting broken up with a year ago, working on a revenge body to get in shape and kill his ex, feeling like he could almost take her.

Interview: Heath discusses being on the show a year ago, starting in Chattanooga Tennessee, moving to Austin over a year ago, new job in HVAC warehouse, previous personal training work, and revenge body progress.

Set: Kam discusses wanting to be an actor and picking roles carefully; references Snowfall character getting raped after robbing main character, noting that guy can't be Batman due to being typecast.

Interview: Kam discusses writing jokes in Phoenix with Kyle, watching Snowfall on Hulu, jail experience, his pit bull Rocky, Game of Thrones vs Watch the Throne, being called a real nigga, and Thanksgiving with elderly family.

Set: Joe discusses moving to Texas, willing to punch out a baby for six to eight Michelobs, cocaine being different around Mexico, making jokes about girlfriend's mom's high school photos, and PSA about sluts not needing pierced nipples.

Interview: Joe from Minersville Pennsylvania discussing three-week Austin move to Waco after breakup, previous comedy club work, ghosted by Soul Joel's owner, cousin's house, bartending at burger joint, and cocaine use.

Set: Reier discusses door locked at gas station, being scared and lying about pronouns to clerk, pretending to be male at gas station for two and a half months, getting Reese's for everyone because winners compromise.

Interview: Reier discusses being on show a year ago, being 22, moving to Austin, previous preschool teaching job, severe social anxiety, worrying people think she's retarded, medication use including Zoloft and Wellbutrin.

Set: Phillip discusses turning 27 and listening to Fox News Radio, school shooting arguments about British accents and Second Amendment, sacrificing school kids to avoid British pronunciation and letter u in American words.

Interview: Phillip discusses five years of stand-up in Texas, moving from Houston and Dallas to Austin three years ago, currently serving at Brian's Club Sunset Strip, two-year relationship with Latina girlfriend from Laredo.

Set: Nick discusses strip club near his home that became Popeyes, going there with his diabetic dad, homeless joke about cats and seeing black homeless people ruining his day, dumb ejaculation joke.

Interview: Nick discusses being from Connecticut, his parents' jobs (father builds jet engines, mother is CNA), working as parking garage attendant, previous attendant witnessed suicide/murder, 29 years old about to turn 30.

Set: Stephanie discusses Thanksgiving baby photos with twin brother, nursery themed after Noah's Ark, confusion about God flooding earth for sinners, puts twins in crib under pretense animals there to fuck each other.

Interview: Stephanie discusses being from Chicago, doing stand-up for two years, first visit to Austin three weeks, not practicing a minute, working as show booker at entertainment venue in Illinois, swimming and nature hobbies.