Kill Tony #640 — Stavros Halkias

Set: Hans opened with a joke about Matt Rife's special being bad, then discussed his wealth and family upbringing compared to poor people, ending with a joke about dating a Salvadoran beauty pageant winner.

Interview: Hans discussed his water-bag setup above his bed for hydration while lying down, his travels to Vancouver BC, his girlfriend's demands on his podcasting time, and Tony's tracking of his location to prevent him from doing bad open mics.

Set: Spencer made dark jokes about Israeli pornography affected by conflict, pro-life women avoiding late-night walks to prevent divine pregnancy, attractive women with rape whistles, and casual references to slavery and Holocaust.

Interview: Spencer revealed he's been doing stand-up for 7 months, moved from Milwaukee to Austin, works in IT, does wood burning as a hobby, once met Lex Friedman on Lady Bird Lake trail, survived an ATV accident at age 11 that caused him to learn to walk again, has a master's in IT management, and is not pursuing relationships.

Set: Celia opened with dark humor about her stepfather's suicide, criticized white women and Mexican women, made jokes about eyebrow drawing, discussed her brother's funeral with her sister's inappropriate reactions.

Interview: Celia discussed her previous theater show performance with Heath Holland that went well, doing a second show same night, her imposter syndrome and insecurity despite being talented, getting pulled into a joke with Tony about him not being fit, and a bet with friends starting January 1.

Set: Spencer made edgy jokes about how a mustache would make him look racist and predatory, culminating in a dark bit about how despite his appearance with a mustache he 'used to be a pretty good cop' on paid leave.

Interview: Spencer revealed he's been doing stand-up 4 years, moved to Austin 5 months ago from Charlottesville Virginia, works at rock and roll shop selling band shirts, does resin art and makes ear gauges, stretches ear lobes, and holds onto things from age 14 including gauges inspired by Incubus music video.

Set: Kam discussed exaggerating hardship when talking to women to seem sympathetic, then meeting a Mexican woman from actual poverty who had no roof on her house growing up, making him realize his struggles were trivial.

Interview: Kam discussed his recent sold-out theater shows in New York with Tony, meeting a white woman on DM who wanted to perform sex acts, his dad seeing his name on the Hollywood Improv marquee and crying, upcoming shows in Orlando with David Jolley, and his success at the Improv.

Set: Jack made jokes about his dating struggles, hiding things in relationships, dating an 85-year-old with Alzheimer's, his cerebral palsy, being a handicapped white male, and the 'r-word' being racist instead of the slur.

Interview: Jack discussed having cerebral palsy, the vaccine not causing it (he was vaccinated), his small fan base, getting prostitutes, being fired from police job due to weak knees, living in government subsidized housing, not being able to swim, being on hormone replacement therapy, listening to audiobooks via Audible and Libby, favorite movies including Boyhood and Pulp Fiction, and short-term goal of getting laid.

Set: Jackson discussed getting a tattoo of 'comparison is the thief of joy' above his penis, a childhood memory of his mom making a 'Jack's on, Jack's off' joke about Karate Kid that resulted in schoolwide rumors about his masturbation addiction, and jokes about Blue Chew gum pranks on friends.

Interview: Jackson revealed he's been doing pizza delivery, works at multiple pizza places including Domino's, just moved to Austin from Minnesota, did his first set in DC, lived across Parkin Creek without shower for a month, works out and does fitness, not pursuing relationships, and wore an extremely tight single-XL vest that nearly burst during interview.

Set: Ali told a story about finding 'I love cock' carved in gym bathroom wall, changing it to 'I love to cook', then someone changing it to 'I love to cook cock', then Ali changing it to 'I love to cook cookies', and finally someone just carving a swastika with the n-word.

Interview: Ali discussed his viral video clip with 400,000 views where someone commented he 'looks like if Lord Farquaad fucked Danny Trejo', his aging appearance, dating primarily larger women including someone from San Antonio, lack of recent relationships, various voices he does on the show.

Set: Tyler joked about his small hometown of Boise Idaho having only 11 homeless people, moving to Austin where homelessness is more severe, a homeless man with gums slapping together vs complaining women, and a prank involving Blue Chew gum.

Interview: Tyler revealed he's been doing stand-up 3 weeks, just moved to Austin 3 weeks ago from Boise, works as door guy at Shakespeare's on 6th Street, previously worked as wildland firefighter fighting forest fires on BLM land, doesn't complain about things like people his age do, met a girl at bar who invited him to Dallas via train.

Set: Carly opened about being bisexual and looking the part, discovering different vagina types, dating a zodiac girl who guessed she was Taurus based on broad shoulders, and called the girl a 'huge cunt' for being a Libra.

Interview: Carly discussed flirting with Theo Vaughn who didn't respond, dating ratio being 80% men 20% women, previously on the show, and ambitions with comedy.