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Kill Tony #641 — Howie Mandel

📅 December 11, 2023 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 10 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Howie Mandel

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Observational comedy about racial stereotypes, white people's thin lips and lack of buttocks, Mexicans needing documentation, and gay marriage being legal in Texas but not weed.

Interview: Hans discusses his comedy approach and recent trip to Appleton, Wisconsin for comedy. Tony calls Hans's father live and they discuss his son's comedy while Hans translates his dad's Martin Luther King Day joke.

Bits:
  • White people have thin lips and no buttocks, need hip-hop classes
  • Gay marriage legal in Texas but not weed, so he'll just suck dick
Moments:
  • Hans calls his father in Korea live on air who is a mathematician
  • Hans's father tells a Martin Luther King Day joke comparing it to Hitler's birthday
2

Dayton Bissett

Set: Dayton discusses his unusual name origin (his dad was dating his mom), his brother named Butt, starting comedy around the time Louis C.K. was cancelled, and writing a letter to Robin Williams as a child.

Interview: Dayton is from Kansas City, moved to New York a year ago, and just drove 12 hours the night before. He reveals he was a lifeguard where two kids drowned and later offers the family Dipping Dots.

Bits:
  • His name comes from dad dating his mom, brother named Butt
  • Wrote Robin Williams letter saying kill yourself when he was 10
Moments:
  • Dayton reveals he watched two kids drown as a lifeguard and was told to offer the family Dipping Dots
  • Howie and Tony coach Dayton on his discomfort and star power potential
3

Ty Marion

Set: Ty uses puns and wordplay about his half-Mexican, professional clown, gay brother with FOMO; discusses a friend's sex doll and finding his favorite underwear; mentions his trans dad.

Interview: Ty has been on the show before with memorable complexion jokes. He was a DJ in San Antonio in the 2000s, got a BJ in a DJ booth, and now does random hookups instead of dating.

Bits:
  • Brother is cholo Bozo homo with FOMO (combining race/job/sexuality/acronym)
  • Friend's sex doll underwear, transparent (trans) dad joke
Moments:
  • Ty reveals he got caught getting a BJ while DJing, was given a high five by owner
  • Howie and Tony identify Ty as a poet/wordsmith doing puns instead of traditional comedy
4

Kam Patterson

Regular

Set: Kam tells an emotional story about his friend who encouraged him to do comedy instead of drug dealing, who was on FaceTime for his big video with Tony and cried when he succeeded.

Interview: Howie praises Kam as a storyteller comparable to Richard Pryor, calling him a magician for making people cry and laugh. Kam sells literal rocks as merchandise and has fans at every show.

Bits:
  • Friend encouraged him to do comedy instead of selling drugs
Moments:
  • Howie gives an extended Richard Pryor comparison, calling Kam a magician and storyteller
  • Kam's father called live; struggles to spell simple words including dog, guitar, and leather
  • Kam sells literal rocks as merchandise, people love buying them
5

Will Loden

Set: Will does extended Winston Churchill jokes about a Welsh Corgi named Winston Churchill, listing historical facts about him while petting the dog, treating the material as random facts about a dog.

Interview: Will is from Houston, does drywall work, has dated a German and Jewish woman who both dumped him, admits to being a heavy drinker and having time in jail in Mississippi.

Bits:
  • Long Winston Churchill facts told to a Corgi named Winston Churchill
Moments:
  • Howie and Tony note Will's set is too long and feels like a history lesson rather than comedy
  • Will reveals he was in jail in Mississippi and tells a boring prison anecdote
6

Toni Robinson

Set: Toni does political/woke comedy about Republicans avoiding gun-free heaven, vegans rejecting milk and honey, dating a Black guy without buying drugs, and a Jewish boyfriend joke about raves and showers.

Interview: Toni has been on the show before, is trying to be more woke and accepting of other cultures, recently swiped on a Black guy on a dating app but it didn't go well.

Bits:
  • Why do Republicans want heaven if it's gun-free? Dark joke.
  • Got a Black guy's number without buying drugs, made date easier
Moments:
  • Paul Deer gives rim shot during Toni's set at key joke moment
  • Toni stops herself acknowledging she came from East Texas upbringing limiting women's voices
7

Zach Butkovich

Set: Zach discusses being Type 1 diabetic and able to eat whatever he wants by taking insulin, uses dark humor about not needing a gun or Swan Dive when depressed, references his doctor's pun about not sugarcoating things.

Interview: Zach is from St. Louis, has been doing standup for 3 years, works at Home Depot stocking wood molding, is learning Spanish, recently ate donuts from Round Rock Donuts.

Bits:
  • Type 1 diabetic can eat anything if he takes insulin, dark suicide joke
  • Doctor said can't sugarcoat diagnosis, golden corral chocolate fountain joke
Moments:
  • Zach reveals his father died in a car accident when he was nine
  • Tony and Howie sponsor Zach a T-bone steak covered in maple syrup in honor of his father's death
8

Uncle Alfans

Set: Uncle Alfans discusses taking acid and running around on it, being a foodie and judging people by fork types at fancy restaurants, ending with a spork joke.

Interview: Uncle Alfans is from Orlando beach, was born without one kidney with missing parts, has three mustaches (face, finger, calf) as tribute to friends who committed suicide.

Bits:
  • Took acid, drank spicy Kool-Aid with Tobasco, ran around for two hours
  • Judges people by fork type: dinner fork strong, salad fork weak, spork worst
Moments:
  • Howie gives extended roasts of Uncle Alfans' appearance throughout interview
  • Uncle Alfans mentions missing kidney from birth and that he sold the other for weed
  • Uncle Alfans still tripping on acid during interview, admits to nervousness
9

Ahren Belisle

Set: Ahren discusses AGT experience, Terry Cruz hanging his black microphone in front of his mouth during his BBC story, making it uncomfortable.

Interview: Ahren is a golden ticket winner from AGT who reunites with Howie. Howie recalls being a fan of Ahren from Kill Tony and discovering him before AGT.

Bits:
  • Terry Cruz hung black microphone in mouth during BBC story on AGT
Moments:
  • Howie reveals he was a Kill Tony fan of Ahren before AGT
  • Howie mentions Ahren had technical problems during AGT semis but picked it up
  • Howie hugged Ahren after AGT finals when he was upset