Ahren Belisle

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No set recap for this appearance.

Ahren's set consisted of attempting crowd work by inserting placeholder text into his interactions with audience members, a self-aware deconstruction of generic crowd work comedy. He discussed his mother's love of Tylenol.

• Crowd work with placeholder text instead of actual personalization.
• Mother loves Tylenol; generic observational setup.

Aaron is going blind in his left eye (wearing an eye patch), was hospitalized without insurance, ate a Tide pod, and makes jokes comparing pet insurance coverage to human healthcare, joking about becoming a dog for better coverage.

• Pet insurance covers 90% for $80/month; humans should identify as dogs
• Doctors can't diagnose eye condition; admits to eating Tide pod

Ahren performs political satire impersonating Trump discussing having the best genitalia, Caitlyn Jenner, and immigration/border security using crude language and multiple character voices.

• Trump monologue about American-made genitalia being superior and preventing border crossing
• Disability used to skip Disney World lines exploited by comedians for privilege

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Gender identity observational humor about being trapped in woman's phone, voice updates, bathroom confusion, Olympic competition as women, crumpled appearance.

• Trapped in woman's phone, voice updates in 2022 were gender reveal
• Couldn't join Olympics as woman because can't beat other guys

Jokes about stem cell injections, losing disability while gaining new one, police interactions, and still running slow.

• Lost one disability (wheelchair) but gained another (police profile)
• Still runs slow as hell despite stem cells

Ahren discusses religious people trying to cure cerebral palsy through prayer, taxi driver comparison to ear infection healing, tried praying away body odor, jokes about apologizing for remaining disabled.

• Religious taxi driver tried to cure cerebral palsy by praying, same method worked on his ear infection.
• Apologized to taxi driver for still being disabled after prayer attempt; tried to pray away his body odor instead.

Golden ticket winner from AGT; edgy disability comedy attacking wheelchair users and mute people. Jokes about sex with disabled women, attacking handicapped population throughout.

• Mute people laugh sounds like Arctic mating season; removed wheelchair ramps
• Sex better in Crocs with 3-inch platform lift; camo ones so can't see coming

Ahren opened with a controversial joke comparing himself to Stephen Hawking and clarifying he doesn't like children, then pivoted to Chuck-E-Cheese and Helen Keller jokes with increasingly crude punchlines.

• Compared to Stephen Hawking but clarifying not interested in children despite Epstein jokes
• Contrasting Stephen Hawking with Helen Keller - at least until discovering she was handy

Canadian golden ticket winner with cerebral palsy doing edgy material about Down syndrome, abortion, and disability. Previously recruited for America's Got Talent by Howie Mandel.

• Looks like Matt Ryan's twin after abortion in Canada
• Down syndrome abortion legal 24 weeks, Walmart job at 25

Ahren discusses AGT experience, Terry Cruz hanging his black microphone in front of his mouth during his BBC story, making it uncomfortable.

• Terry Cruz hung black microphone in mouth during BBC story on AGT

AGT finalist golden ticket winner returns with new minute about collecting straws, Canadian government ban, dehydrated appearance, jokes about turtles and plastic straws.

• Collects straws not rocks due to disability; Canada banning plastics
• Arm looks like watch on beef jerky from dehydration since 2020
• Sixth Street junkies flock to straws like pigeons, throw to escape

Ahren, who has cerebral palsy affecting his speech, made jokes about difficulty with jackets, pooping at Home Depot, stealing a TV at Best Buy, hitting a cyclist, and keeping heads in freezer.

• Many things harder for me—jacket, texting while driving.
• Hit cyclist with car, they said I'm inspiring, so I backed up over legs.

Ahren opens with joke about being asked how he masturbates despite being disabled, references arcade claw machine humor. Discusses Only Hands/Only Claws porn website idea with Tony as first subscriber.

• Arcade claw machine comparison for how disabled person masturbates
• Only Hands/Only Claws porn site parody with Tony as subscriber

Ahren performed high-quality material on suing his chiropractor for taking his parking spot, being disabled and a dick, texting breakups, faking bathroom needs, and motorboating popcorn.

• Sued chiropractor for taking parking spot by sleeping with his wife.
• Thought disabled people were avoided because disability, actually because he's a dick.
• Motorboats popcorn at movie theater lady who called him retarded.

Ahren performed about having cerebral palsy, choking on food, soup resembling drowning in a kiddie pool, and a restaurant incident where someone accused him of having COVID.

• Soup makes him feel like a child drowning in hot chicken water
• Woman accuses him of COVID, anti-vax guy blames vaccines for his palsy

Golden ticket winner from Canada with cerebral palsy who is mute. Set jokes about his disability, circumcision despite nearly dying from umbilical cord, and priest abuse.

• Disability not weird; circumcised as dying baby because priest wouldn't touch it.

Ahren jokes about how people gesture and yell slowly at him due to cerebral palsy, compares his speech to someone having a stroke, and makes self-aware observations.

• People gesture and yell slowly at him, sound like they're having stroke themselves
• Landlord started apologizing and gave money back after seeing his disability in person

Cerebral palsy comedian tackles woke culture and the word 'handicapped.' Attacks internet culture and middle-aged white women who police language.

• Karen from internet told him handicapped is offensive to disabled people
• Middle-aged white women policing language while in handicapped bathroom stalls

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