Kill Tony #653 — Joe List
Guests: Joe List
Lineup
Set: Casey opened with absurdist humor about drinking Robitussin and getting stuck in Jumanji, then pivoted to a bit about two types of people in the world with a twist ending.
Interview: Tony praised Casey's ability to confuse audiences and revealed the show gave him a $200 Walgreens gift card for printing pictures. Casey got emotional discussing his childhood dream of printing Terry Bradshaw photos.
- Opening with Robitussin bottle and Jumanji reference as premise for being late
- Two types of people in world bit: men who go to war, women who love them, plus a third type
- Casey received a $200 Walgreens gift card as a gift from the show for his printing supplies budget
- Emotional moment where Casey discussed his childhood aspiration to print Terry Bradshaw photos
Set: Nico struggled following Casey, making mostly observational jokes about the Super Bowl, Reba McIntyre, and Baja Blast's 20th anniversary, with minimal laughs from the audience.
Interview: Tony critiqued Nico for spending most of his set asking the audience to applaud rather than tell jokes, comparing him unfavorably to Casey. Discussion revealed Nico is a consultant in software-as-a-service sales, DJs under the name Solstice, and attends 77 music festivals.
- Biden's executive order changing national anthem to song about single mom working two jobs
- Comparing attraction to Baja Blast and Leo DiCaprio's interest in young women
- One audience member in the darkness loved the set while most were silent
Set: Brendan performed a set about wearing a backwards hat and how it makes him look like a divorced bouncer or fired youth pastor trying to buy kids cigarettes.
Interview: Tony criticized Brendan for not listening when others were talking and giving terrible answers. Discussion revealed he's from out of town, hosts shows in New York, works in tech sales, and is a former diver.
- Backwards hat comparison: maybe married with kids vs divorced with no custody
- Looks like youth pastor fired for offering to buy kids cigarettes
- Tony coached Brendan to stop talking when other people are speaking, but Brendan continued interrupting
Set: Eric performed his first-ever stand-up set with crude jokes about moving to Texas, grooming children as a teacher, and taking explosive shits due to pet teres.
Interview: Tony and Joe explored Eric's background as a engineering teacher from Fresno on sabbatical, his moves to attract women, and a sexual encounter where he came on a woman's stomach without wiping first.
- Governor of California terrible, Texas governor stands for something but can't physically stand
- Explosive bathroom visits compared to fireworks on July 5th and MLK Boulevard
- Tony and Joe coached Eric through a mock date scenario with Tony playing a woman
- Discussion of Eric's sexual encounter and the phrase 'your cum smells like first aid'
Set: Jeff performed material about learning sex moves from lesbian porn, a failed date at a pet store, and jokes about micro penises and which president had one.
Interview: Jeff revealed he's from Chicago, builds swimming pools, has been doing stand-up for a year, and has a girlfriend of 13 years who is a wedding planner. He waited in standby lines for 6 weeks after HB closed.
- Learning scissoring technique from lesbian porn until age 24
- Date at pet store goes wrong when she interprets turtle comment literally
- Which president had a micro penis - guess Lincoln based on absurd reasoning
- Jeff revealed bird poop on him while waiting in standby line was considered good luck
- Golden ticket awarded for strong set performance and interview, gift book presented
Set: Kam performed a regular set about dating a white woman raised in the hood who says the N-word more than him, wanting to bring her to meet his parents, and an explanation of how white men can earn the right to say the N-word.
Interview: Tony praised Kam's performance and they discussed his white girlfriend from Orlando who is a professional pole dancer. Kam made callbacks and crude humor throughout.
- White girlfriend says N-word more than him, dad would have to sleep with her too
- White men can earn right to say N-word by getting penetrated by big black gay man
- Tony noted Kam has expendable minutes as a regular and can try new material
Set: Roy performed a set about coming out of a long-term relationship with his nephew's ex, making jokes about Hispanic genetics and wanting Louis CK-level money.
Interview: Roy revealed this was his second open mic ever, he's 32 years old, has been playing drums since age 3, and agreed to a drum battle with Michael Gonzalez to potentially become the show's new drummer.
- Came out of relationship with nephew's ex, has trailer trash genetics as Hispanic
- Historic first-ever Mexican drum off between Roy and Michael Gonzalez for drummer position
- Roy lost the drum battle and was ceremonially retired from stand-up comedy
Dushawn Johnson
Set: Ahren opened with a controversial joke comparing himself to Stephen Hawking and clarifying he doesn't like children, then pivoted to Chuck-E-Cheese and Helen Keller jokes with increasingly crude punchlines.
Interview: Ahren revealed it was his one-year Kill Tony anniversary and gave an emotional speech about how comedy and the show helped him overcome 25 years of depression after therapy.
- Compared to Stephen Hawking but clarifying not interested in children despite Epstein jokes
- Contrasting Stephen Hawking with Helen Keller - at least until discovering she was handy
- Emotional moment where Ahren thanked Tony and the show for helping him overcome depression
- Tony made callback to Deshawn's earlier comments about his wrist and stem cells
Daisy Hart
Set: Daisy delivered a disorganized set about being a bad Asian, being allergic to shellfish, delivering a baby at 18, and making jokes about yoga and control issues.
Interview: Daisy admitted she forgot her material before the set and treated it like therapy. Discussion revealed she's a first-generation Filipino-Portuguese American, a nurse who works in cosmetic surgery, and a massage therapist.
- World's worst Asian - allergic to shellfish so no sushi dates for her
- Yoga guys can suck their own dicks, her doctor says that's just control issues
- Daisy admitted to completely forgetting her material before going on stage