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Kill Tony #652 — Luis J Gomez, Jeff Dye, Kim Congdon

📅 February 5, 2024 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 11 comedians ⭐ 3 regulars

Guests: Luis J Gomez · Jeff Dye · Kim Congdon

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Hans performs a new minute with his typical irreverent style, joking about voting, the Apple Vision Pro, poor people, and pigeons. He displays his characteristic offensive comedy approach.

Interview: Hans discusses showering three times a week, recent sexual encounters with his ex-girlfriend, and his preparation for an upcoming battle with Rick Diaz at the LA Forum.

Bits:
  • I'm glad Apple Vision Pro exists so masturbating on buses looks less weird
  • Poor people brag about being poor; poor friend was locked in cage like a pigeon
Moments:
  • Hans and Tony announce Hans will not perform until May 10th LA Forum battle with Rick Diaz to give him equal preparation time
2

Molly Matlage

Set: Molly's first-time set includes jokes about fun facts, raisins in potato salad, a rhyming fact about liquor and beer, and references to the show Wild 'n Out. Material feels researched and comedy-class influenced.

Interview: Molly reveals she's 41, works in HR, and has followed comedy for years without formal training. Discussion covers her Texas rap knowledge, roller skating, and dating history with Black men.

Bits:
  • Fun fact: liquor before beer clears, beer before liquor you screw a coworker
Moments:
  • Panel mercilessly mocks Molly's appearance, comparing her to Chucky and a housewife character
  • Red Band's producer corrects her microphone stand usage, creating awkward backstage interaction
3

Trey Campbell

Set: Trey's third appearance features dark material about childhood sexual abuse, pegging, and relationships. He admits he's nervous and not drunk, describing trauma rather than traditional jokes.

Interview: Trey has been doing standup for 1.5 years, works at Secret Group checking IDs, describes himself as looking like a bridge troll. Discussion covers his appearance and recent fan encounters.

Bits:
  • Got pegged on first sexual encounter; apparently that's what you do in relationships
  • Recently recognized by kill Tony fan at Kroger who wouldn't let him shoplift 24 Dr Peppers
Moments:
  • Tony compares Trey to William Montgomery if he were a parade float; repeated roasting about appearance
  • Trey mentions moving to Austin and jokes about Sunset Strip comedy club ceiling heights
4

Longoria

Set: Longoria's third appearance includes edgy material about an abusive neighbor, Down Syndrome drivers, and a girlfriend with poor hygiene. Dark and offensive comedy about relationships and discrimination.

Interview: Longoria is 32, half Mexican and half Egyptian Arab, works with dogs professionally for nearly two decades. Discussion covers his dog rescue business, collectible sales, and performing parody songs.

Bits:
  • Neighbor beats wife a lot; now beats her yesterday so I don't know what to call Asian drivers
  • Girlfriend has stinky butt but tight so like plants at Chernobyl I can learn to love it
Moments:
  • Longoria performs parody of 'Bad Day' about not paying bills and selling butt to buy baby wipes
  • Jeff Dye compliments Longoria's comedy and weird personality, offers friendship
5

Kam Patterson

Regular

Set: Kam performs 59 seconds about making a cop laugh during a show, asking if the cop would let him go if pulled over with prostitutes, weed, and a gun. Dark material with surprising punchline.

Interview: Kam recently thought he had herpes but it was an ingrown hair; discusses his sexual activity and encounters with women. Panel makes crude jokes about his anatomy and relationships.

Bits:
  • Made cop laugh during set; asked if he'd let me go if pulled over blackout drunk with prostitutes and weed
Moments:
  • Kam points at random woman in audience during interview about chlamydia joke, creating awkward moment
6

Matt Hart

Set: Matt's material covers being asked if he was born a man or woman, dating someone with shopping addiction (heroin), and childhood antisemitic bullying about picking up pennies.

Interview: Matt has been doing standup 5 years, moved to Austin 2 years ago from Upstate New York. He's signed up 90 times before getting picked; works as bartender and has a therapist fiancée.

Bits:
  • Someone asked if I was born man or woman; I was born a baby, who's giving birth to grown people
  • Jewish kids threw pennies saying I'd pick them up; actually good financial decision with compound interest
Moments:
  • Jeff Dye compares Matt's appearance from different angles to different people, praising his handsomeness then criticizing his profile
  • Matt describes working at world's tiniest airport with remote control airplanes
7

Shelby Boyd

Set: Shelby's 6-month-old material includes jokes about Texas being weird, a man in heels vs expected businesswoman, and tortoise jokes comparing them to pianos and shower observations.

Interview: Shelby is a Marine (military) and marine biologist (career), from College Station near Texas A&M. She has a tortoise, stole it from negligent brother-in-law. Reveals she took husband's bucket spot for Kill Tony.

Bits:
  • Saw man with cowboy hat in heels at work instead of expected businesswoman
  • My tortoise is like a piano because it'll kill you if it falls 50 feet on your head
Moments:
  • Tony reveals Shelby took her husband's bucket spot, blacklists husband from future shows

Set: Shahab's nervous set includes jokes about recently discovering Ricky Martin is gay, drug dealer thinking he's a cop, and Black people expecting him to say something racist.

Interview: Shahab has been doing standup 1.5 years in Chicago, worked in university administration for 14 years before quitting. Recently divorced after 13 years, straight-edge until 38, had MDMA experience with Dominican woman.

Bits:
  • Just found out Ricky Martin is gay; makes me uncomfortable masturbating to him
  • Drug dealer and I both think the other is a cop; makes purchasing drugs difficult
Moments:
  • Shahab elaborates on $900 leather jacket purchase after 2 years of considering it, post-divorce epiphany
  • Reveals he lives in Prius, described as 'nomadic,' essentially homeless but frames it positively
9

Anthony Mone

Set: Anthony's 2-year-old material covers coming out as keto to Italian family getting worse reactions than coming out as gay, using Italian family comparisons for other ethnic groups.

Interview: Anthony is 33, from Upstate New York, works as a barber. Moved to Austin 6 months ago, recently arrested for weed vape while driving. Had poor first date with lesbian-leaning woman due to crude humor.

Bits:
  • Italian family treats my keto diet worse than if I came out of closet; comparing to other ethnicities
Moments:
  • Anthony discloses DUI arrest for weed vape in cup holder after moving to Texas
10

Michael White

Set: Michael's second appearance features material about being raised by Black mother, not being used to white people, wiggers hating other wiggers, and philosophical takes on race and disability.

Interview: Michael sells spaghetti, works side gigs, lives in Corpus Christi suburbs. Discusses spaghetti business receiving fan support and money, past CD-selling hustle, and his 19th bucket signup.

Bits:
  • Wiggers hate other wiggers; barked at white dude at club like jealous house slaves
  • Racism is distraction; all humans came from Africa so only one race is human race
Moments:
  • Michael performs second verse of original rap about ADHD medication side effects and childhood trauma
  • Offer to perform rap on secret show Thursday instead of comedy due to poor delivery