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Longoria

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: February 5, 2024Latest: February 24, 2025

Longoria has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #710 Bucket Pull · February 24, 2025

Story about seeing gay and lesbian couples kissing at red lights, then joking about a comic friend on motorcycle being 'riding bitch'.

  • Guy holding onto Harley rider's waist is definitely riding bitch
Kill Tony #652 Bucket Pull · February 5, 2024

Longoria's third appearance includes edgy material about an abusive neighbor, Down Syndrome drivers, and a girlfriend with poor hygiene. Dark and offensive comedy about relationships and discrimination.

  • Neighbor beats wife a lot; now beats her yesterday so I don't know what to call Asian drivers
  • Girlfriend has stinky butt but tight so like plants at Chernobyl I can learn to love it