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Kill Tony #613 — Eleanor Kerrigan

📅 May 23, 2023 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 12 comedians ⭐ 3 regulars

Guests: Eleanor Kerrigan

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Observational comedy about defunding police in Austin, Seattle fashion culture, and personal insecurity about his girlfriend's fidelity. Discusses mushroom use, finding unsaved numbers in girlfriend's phone, and getting an STD test after an anonymous warning.

Interview: Hans discussed his relationship anxiety, recent mushroom use with his girlfriend, and paranoia about her faithfulness. He revealed getting tested for AIDS and monkeypox after a prank text and confessed to kissing strippers.

Bits:
  • Seattle residents look like they're trying to fly Spirit without paying for carry-on
  • School for every disability in Texas, including one for Mexicans
Moments:
  • Hans admits to going through his girlfriend's phone and finding suspicious messages
  • Tony and band members step on Hans's jokes with sound effects, leading to complaint about ruining timing
2

Nicholas Ceppaglia

Set: Nicholas talks about his job as a door guy at the comedy club, interactions with guests, a joke about calling someone a slur, and a bit about writing a book called 'My Cough' about childhood asthma.

Interview: Nicholas discussed leaving his family auto glass business in California to move to Austin for comedy, living with girlfriend and roommate, getting a cat named Tobias, and painting as a hobby that he sold before moving.

Bits:
  • Book about asthma called 'My Cough' playing on disease title wordplay
Moments:
  • Nicholas reveals he gave up a successful house and business to move to Austin
3

AJ Valentine

Set: AJ attempts observational comedy about social skills, comparing himself to LeBron James, and describes polite catcalling where he compliments women's appearance. Set is rough and poorly constructed.

Interview: AJ is 24, two years into comedy from Portland, recently moved to Austin three months ago, hasn't found work yet, went to special education high school with ADHD diagnosis. Tony repeatedly criticizes his awkwardness and suggests he quit.

Bits:
  • LeBron James comparison for not making women uncomfortable through catcalling
Moments:
  • Tony tells AJ he should quit comedy and encourages him to get a job instead
  • Eleanor makes autism/fetal alcohol syndrome observation about AJ
4

Jared Nathan

Set: Jared opens with a clever alliteration bit about words starting with 'B', then discusses having a cat, confusing catnip with weed, and a punchline about liking pussy.

Interview: Jared discussed his week in Austin: took magic mushrooms at a Seattle FC soccer game where he kept saying 'no more normal,' went to Oklahoma for a show, visited a strip club, and had multiple lap dances. Very chaotic but entertaining.

Bits:
  • Waking up with cat's ass in face, confusing catnip for weed
  • Liking pussy with multiple meanings layering cat and sexual humor
Moments:
  • Jared describes taking magic mushrooms at a soccer game and the dissociative experience
  • Creates spontaneous phrase 'no more normal' that becomes a running callback
5

Andres Rodriguez

Set: Andres discusses going to Hawaii for an abortion, wordplay about aloha/hello/goodbye, spells Indian names phonetically in a spelling bee context. Set is forgettable with weak execution.

Interview: Andres is a comedy photographer and lighting/sound technician who bartends. Discussed a painful injury at age 20 when a chain hit his groin while jumping from a tree into water, causing severe scrotal damage.

Bits:
  • Aloha state wordplay about hello and goodbye with abortion context
Moments:
  • Andres describes ripping his scrotum on a chain while jumping into river
6

Adam C Pickens

Set: Adam's first 60 seconds describes his first orgasm at age 11 during a pre-op ultrasound with his dad present and a female technician shaving him. Set is crude but well-structured for a debut.

Interview: Adam has been nomadic for years, living in a station wagon, recently arrived in Austin from Detroit. Discussed government contracts, building weed farms for former DEA agents, working multiple jobs, and dating primarily through dating apps.

Bits:
  • First orgasm at 11 during ultrasound with dad and female technician present
Moments:
  • Adam reveals he doesn't have a driver's license and cops in Austin are short-staffed
7

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David opens with commentary on racism and Carhartt clothing, discusses whether gay guys die, compares to baby midgets, and delivers punchline about burying gay men face down. Tight, well-crafted set.

Interview: David discussed his relationship with Tony, living in Austin, the benefits of multiple weekly open mics for improving comedy, and engaged in extensive friendly roasting exchanges with Tony about weight and health.

Bits:
  • Black people liking racism because it created Carhartt work clothes
  • Gay guys compared to baby midgets as mythical creatures
  • Burying gay men face down as their final wish
Moments:
  • Extensive back-and-forth roasting with Tony about his weight and habits
  • Tony mimics David's fart sound and compares it to a tuba
8

Chris Lively

Set: Chris's first-ever stand-up set describes a sexual fantasy about being a hot woman, getting cosmetic surgery, and engaging raw with wealthy rappers while avoiding white rappers. Crude sexual humor, first-timer.

Interview: Chris is 49, owns a restaurant in Maine, bought a condo in Austin to escape winters, and owns a cannabis dispensary. He was knighted in Belgium for Belgian beer/cheese work. Married 21 years, wife didn't know he performed.

Bits:
  • Sexual fantasy about being hot woman getting BBL to seduce rappers
Moments:
  • Chris reveals wife doesn't know he performed and will find out in two weeks
  • Chris details explicit sexual practices including pegging and fuck water lube
  • Tony introduces 'penalty flag' moment after hearing term 'fuck water'
9

Niko

Set: Niko opens about his illness, biracial identity, bisexual/bipolar dual meaning, police harassment, police following contrasts with reduced dick size. Discusses LEGO sets, creates LEGO pocket pussy joke with pain comparison.

Interview: Niko is 25, from Bakersfield California but reluctant to say, moved to Seattle then Austin. Works at Trader Joe's, rode motorcycle, was engaged since October to 4-year girlfriend who left him a week after moving to Austin.

Bits:
  • Biracial identity gets police harassment but only half the dick
  • LEGO pocket pussy hurts dick worse than feet pain
Moments:
  • Niko reveals fiancée left him a week after moving to Austin, still contacts him
  • Tony brings up Asian woman in audience, proposes they kiss
  • James Atkins from band gives genuine emotional 'damn dog' comment
10

Ahren Belisle

Set: Ahren opens with joke about being asked how he masturbates despite being disabled, references arcade claw machine humor. Discusses Only Hands/Only Claws porn website idea with Tony as first subscriber.

Interview: Ahren discussed recent major career success including headlining comedy clubs, getting on CBC special featuring disabled comedians, and auditioning for America's Got Talent. Also discussed recent layoffs and housing insecurity.

Bits:
  • Arcade claw machine comparison for how disabled person masturbates
  • Only Hands/Only Claws porn site parody with Tony as subscriber
Moments:
  • Ahren reveals AGT audition but can't discuss details due to NDA
  • Ahren mentions Howie Mandel as new friend/hero
  • Extended bit about Tony giving anal probings to new comics leads to meta joke
11

Ryan Shields

Set: Ryan jokes about cousin marrying aunt at a wedding, grandfather selling moonshine called fuck water, ushers asking bride/groom affiliation, takes liberties noting it's dad's first cousin and mom's sister (East Texas weird).

Interview: Ryan has been doing comedy 7 years, lives off one-nighters booked through Road Dog Productions. His wife works at car dealership as service person. Been married 20 years, stays on road constantly. Wife is Japanese, met in college at Tarleton.

Bits:
  • Grandfather selling homemade liquor called fuck water at wedding
  • Thought girls can't get pregnant on period, resulting in unplanned pregnancy
Moments:
  • Ryan had unprotected period sex at party in friend's bed with audience watching